I originally wanted this to sound like “Dreams in the Witch-House” by The Vision Bleak, but I gave that up and made it into something like American Mcgee’s Alice-meets-weirdo-experimental-rock. Personally, I think it’s too short, so I might tinker around with it later.

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A: “……”
B: “What’re you doing?”
A: “Nothing…watching The Mighty Boosh box set.”
B: “You have to work on Black Ice Boys!”
A: “I know.”
B: “You said you’d do chapters two and three and then you’d take a break.”
A: “Hmm.”
B: “You have to work on BIB so you can get to your short story collection! Then you can work on your novel!”
A: “Which one?”
B: “I don’t know…The Point.”
A: “I’d rather work on Cherry Glass.”
B: “Do The Point first. People will like The Point.”
A: “Shut up, optimist-me. I work twelve-hour shifts.”
B: “Only on weekdays! You can put in twelve pages on a Saturday! Here, listen to some Jack Off Jill, stop pouting and thinking that you can’t do shit, and get your ass back to the computer!”
A: “Jeez, what an asshole…”