An old comic I drew in 2003

For those of you who can't read my writing, here is a transcript:

[u]Title[/u]
"Basic Rodent Repair"

[u]Panel 1[/u]
(Caption) "1. Secure mouse firmly in clamp"
(Mouse) "Help! It's crushing me!"
(lable) "Clamp"

[u]Panel 2a[/u]
(Caption) "2. Unscrew head with simple, non-phillips screwdriver"
(Mouse) "Help! Help! Help!"

[u]Panel 2b[/u]
(Sound Fx) "Twist" "Twist" "Twist" "Twist"

[u]Panel 2c[/u]
(Caption) "Note, if head becomes stuck, tear skin"
(Mouse) "No! No! You're ripping my head off!"

[u]Panel 3[/u]
(Caption) "3. Look inside rodent's body to locate objects which could cause your rodent to operate in a harmful manner: Be on the lookout for such harmful items as: Lungs; Liver; Stomach; Heart; Kidneys; Intestines; Pancreas; Veins; Gallbladder"
(Label) "Garbage"

[u]Panel 4[/u]
(Caption) "4. Reattach head and you're done"


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Although this wasn't the intent when I originally wrote this comic, I'm retroactively declaring this to be a satire of initiatives to get people to neuter their pets.