BAD Cheetah!

Google the term "Fox Stretcher", if you want a scare. Scared me and I'm not even part "Vulp.". Looks like something out of the middle ages; "confess! Confess! Cardinal Bagels, bring in the "Comfy Chair"! If that doesn't work, we'll use the "Fox Stretcher."

and that's why Genesee is a tramp?

Nuh-uh, not me, no way, "I got my girl - who could ask for anything more?" Well, I could use a toy, but prolly never happen, so, ... "Happ'ly ever-eftering than heeeeere..., innnnn ... Cammmmmelot" (I know it sounds a bit bizarre!- But that's how the seasons are.)

I should know better than to walk into a trap like that- show tune puns!

But we're still on for Dinner, yes? Tell me the dinner plan is stet.?
Food, glorious food,
Hot sausage and Mustard!
While we're in the mood --
Cold jelly and custard!
Peas-pudding and saveloy!
What next is the question?
Rich gentlemen have it, boys --
In-Di-Gestion!

Please! No indegestion jokes......I went to Outback, and had my free Bloomin' Onion. And yes, we're on for dinner. I'm good for wherever you want to go.

I had a bloomin' Onion, once, ONCE! Never again -- my wife didn't want to be near me, the DOG left the room. Yeah, in-di-gestion, to make your eyes water,--- never again. Glad we learned our lessons. One blooming onion for 6 people, or more. Too much oil for one tummy.

I know, I know....about 1500 calories, and more fat and cholesterol than you can shake a stick at. But, it was FREE! On the Monday after a Sprint Cup NASCAR race, if Ryan Newman finishes the Outback sponsored car in the top ten, everyone gets a free onion the next day.

Gray, you're a (profession redacted), you use logic and reason, daily. You know "don't do the crime if you can't do the crime." It was free, There's 100,000 websites out there with stuff that's free, -0- only you don't want what comes with the "Free", do you? No. You get to eat 1/6th of the onion -- and waste the rest, or you'll waist the rest and have a Malox Moment for hours.
My dog Left the Room, Do you know what that means? Indigestion that would choke a dragon. You don't need that, I don't need that, we have to do better than that. We're too old to do dumb stuff ------ aren't we?

Especially if you ever pulled on a cold, damp, smelly fox head.......

You need more fans installed! :D