EW! I HATE blouses with frilly sleeves

A catholic priest was giving the collections of a charity to a Mother Superior and she leaned over to give the priest a kiss on the cheek and he backed off saying, "Please Sister, I don't wanna get into the habit."

Ba dum tish.

the Priest sits down to Sunday supper, and sees that it's fish again.
"Oh, cod!" he says. And glaring down the refectory table snaps at the Abbess, "Mother Superior, why are we forced into have fish again, it's Sunday!
MoSuper. Says: Yes, If you had but the wisdom of King Salamon, you'd see that even twice a week is not too much-- fish is good for you!
The Priest sighs, and replies, "OK, as long as it's tuna or cod, but don't make it a halibut.

Ba dump ... fish.

I had no idea there was so much Catholic humor out there.