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KEYBOARD SHORTCUTS

Classifieds


ONE (1) THING CLAD IN MEAT AND FUR

    SEEKING OTHER

MUST/SHOULD BE SIMILAR

DO NOT BE DISCOURAGED, BUT PLEASE SEND PICTURE(S)


EARS MUST BE LARGE LIKE DINNER PLATES

MUST SHOW COMPATABILITY ON PRELIMINARY DATES

MUST USE NEUTRAL LANGUAGE, E.G. NO LOVES OR HATES

MUST NOT COMPLAIN WHEN SOUL IS SEVERED FROM THE FATES


VIRGINITY IS A MUST (BORN-AGAINS NEED NOT APPLY)

FAILING THAT, HAILING FROM VIRGINIA WILL SATISFY

PLEASE INCLUDE ESSAY ON THE BEST WAY TO DIE

RUN IF YOU SEE STRANGE SHAPES IN THE SKY


ALL LIKES (NOT SOME) MUST BE AS FOLLOWS:

LONG WALKS ON THE BEACH, DEAD EMPTY HOLLOWS

PUPPIES, KITTENS (LIVING), DISEMBOWELED SWALLOWS

AND THE WORTHLESS EXISTENCE IN WHICH HUMANITY WALLOWS


CONTACT BY SLEEPING BENEATH COLD STARS ALONE

AFTER SPILLING HOT BLOOD ON YOUR SHUNNED GREAT-UNCLE'S TOMBSTONE

ON A WELL-LIT NIGHT WHEN THE GIBBOUS MOON NEVER SHONE

BESIDE A WEIRD EFFIGY MADE OF PORCELAIN BONE


-C.M. Averin