...or is he just faking so his target will not suspect him as he weaves closer?

"Ishh just medicine, I need it cos' I took a bit of a fall.... *stabs suddenly* ...you doan look show good, buddy...you alrite?"

(To bystander) "He dushn't look show good...maybe he needsh a physician?"

(Staggers away before anyone else figures out what just happened).

Very cute