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Draft E. Coyote
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“*PBBBBBBBRRRRRRUMP* Yeah, I still got it!” - Draft E. Coyote
Draft E. Coyote is a moderator of the furry fart coalition, The Phew Crew. This fine, dine, good-lookin’ greymuzzle makes his way to the furry fart coalition to relive his stinky ol’ time. Draft was familiar with Stephen Ramos for he was once a Furzen mascot himself. Back in his days, he knows how to give the fans what for. Being farted on, sniffing his butt, even they expect him to poop on them like a toilet. Everyfur and fart lover around loves the foul smell and sound from his carcass. Draft was once nicknamed by fart lovers “The Death Wind” because of his deadly foul stench, and also because of his "infamous" colon.
Draft was working for Furzen for 50 years, 'til he retired. It's been 13 years, and all his life he’s been drinking, watching TV, taking massive dumps, living alone in his house and jobless all day.? Plus, he’s been suffering from depression. At first, he was about to give up on life, especially that the fact that he didn't know what he had 'til he lost it. He even finds himself stupid for making that poor decision. However, thank the heavens that a miracle came to him.
As he check the mailbox, he found a Phew Crew invitation. As he looks back at the times what he did working for Furzen, he can remember every good time he had with fart-loving fans. Before joining the Phew Crew, he was getting his farting spirit back into shape, along with his colon. Now, at age 63, he is ready, and begun to join the Phew Crew to stink it up once more. Just like old times.
Trivia
The letter “E” in his middle name stands for Excrete.
Draft E. Coyote is a moderator of the furry fart coalition, The Phew Crew. This fine, dine, good-lookin’ greymuzzle makes his way to the furry fart coalition to relive his stinky ol’ time. Draft was familiar with Stephen Ramos for he was once a Furzen mascot himself. Back in his days, he knows how to give the fans what for. Being farted on, sniffing his butt, even they expect him to poop on them like a toilet. Everyfur and fart lover around loves the foul smell and sound from his carcass. Draft was once nicknamed by fart lovers “The Death Wind” because of his deadly foul stench, and also because of his "infamous" colon.
Draft was working for Furzen for 50 years, 'til he retired. It's been 13 years, and all his life he’s been drinking, watching TV, taking massive dumps, living alone in his house and jobless all day.? Plus, he’s been suffering from depression. At first, he was about to give up on life, especially that the fact that he didn't know what he had 'til he lost it. He even finds himself stupid for making that poor decision. However, thank the heavens that a miracle came to him.
As he check the mailbox, he found a Phew Crew invitation. As he looks back at the times what he did working for Furzen, he can remember every good time he had with fart-loving fans. Before joining the Phew Crew, he was getting his farting spirit back into shape, along with his colon. Now, at age 63, he is ready, and begun to join the Phew Crew to stink it up once more. Just like old times.
Trivia
The letter “E” in his middle name stands for Excrete.
10 years ago
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