Here I am, writing my story, nice steamy sex scene, look over cuz my chair wiggled and this is what I see. Ugh. The cuteness is too much! How to stay horny looking at that? Steamy scene over, back to plot.... XD

Don't worry, she does not chew the cords. Not only is she smart enough to only need stern words to stop, but they have all been sprayed with bitterant and she is not interested in testing it again. The most danger here is Doodle's big bony butt hitting the off switch for the internet.

Doodle the poodle is the big boy there. I was given him as a gift from hubby's coworkers when they heard I wanted a puppy. How do you say no to a fluffy gift puppy? It's taken 5 years, but he's finally mellowed out. Now, he is big brother and majorly whipped! She charges him, body slams him, steals his toys, disturbs his sleep. He comes and hides under my feet. He has not once been told off for growling at her and he still looks at us in a panic if he does so. She's learned that her yapping after him gets her reprimanded so now she's a silent stalker, trotting after him through the house because her full run is noisy and draws our attention, just waiting for him to find a spot to lay down before going in for the ear bite! Little shit. Doodle, you're 4 times her size, figure it out! I cannot protect you forever! At this moment, she chose nap instead of chaos.