Off a rural road next to a cow pasture was where my car fell in a snow drift. Ice, pothole, big rock, edge of pavement, I don't know what made the car slide, but it went and half submerged itself into a fluffy snow bank. I probably could have dug it out with a notebook and a Styrofoam cup, but I figured having my friend help was a more realistic option. I got a lift to my house (thank you again, dude with the red truck!! :3 ) and took my sports car to work while my friend went to carefully extract my car. When my friend arrived with proper equipment he was greeted by some greedy douche-bag hillbilly, who yanked my car by the suspension like a seized pull start on a lawnmower then said,"Ya thats thiddy bucks guy." and held out his hand. My friend paid him to unhook the car, then ripped him a new ass until he got pissy and gave the money back to my friend. We didn't ask him to get the car, nor did anybody call me as my number was displayed in big numbers on every note clearly stating,"Don't tow!! Tow truck in en route!!". He was just a scumbag looking to screw somebody. The scuzz bucket actually said,"Tha keys aint in tha cah! Thats abandin' propidy pal!" My friend without searching, pulled the keys from plain sight within the car,"Wow look at these!" face red with rage,"IT'S THE KEYS!!". Thats all I heard about until the phone call I recieved later. That slackjaw inbreed thrashed the suspension so hard that he totaled my car. Just look at the photo. We are thinking about suing him for damages.