While acid-proof cell phones are easily purchased at Friendly Beaches, sometimes all you want is a selfie without having to recover the phone from a pile of poop. All you need for that is a selfie stick, a cooperative (read: hungry) animal and someone to hold your cell phone until you reform. All three are easily found at the beach.

I did this one at FC because I missed the opportunity to call an ealier pic a "sealfie". It rolls off the tongue better than "dolphinie" or whatnot. 83