\n Once upon a time there was a emo wolf and it liked pie.. one day its enemy came to its house and had a pie.

\n Emo Wolf: OMG U GOTS PIE!!! *drools uncontrolably*

\n Enemy: Yes do you want it?

\n Emo Wolf: YESS!!!!! *jumps like a spazzed out crazk head*

\n Enemy: then u must say im the best in the world...

\n Emo Wolf: *sighs* ok YOUR THE BEST IN THE WORLD!! ... *mumbles under breath* <not!!>

\n Enemy: OK here ya go *hands wolf the pie*

\n Emo Wolf: *chomps the pie in one bite and the enemy watches and waits for an explosion cuz the pie was a bomb*

\n Enemy: feel any different?

\n Emo Wolf: Nope... wait.... wait.... wait.... wait..... wait..... wait... *farts then sniffs the fart* MMmmm cherry

\n Enemy: *looks at emo wolf with his mouth open* But...

\n Emo Wolf: WHAT IS MY BUTT GONNA GET BIG FROM THT PIE?!?!?!?!?!?

\n Enemy: No your butts fine... *looks at Emo Wolfs bum*

\n Emo Wolf: Ok well thanx for the pie!

\n Enemy: *leaves in disapointment* ill get emo wolf next time!!

\n Emo Wolf: you will get me what?!?!?!? *looks at enemy funny*

\n Enemy: Another pie my good neighbor... *runs away with evil smirk on face.