https://foxnews.com/health/pfizer-moderna-coronavirus-vaccines-facial-paralysis
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https://rt.com/usa/509081-pfizer-vaccine-fda-bells-palsy-covid
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When vaccinating yourself against COVID-19 remember that certain side effects may occur. They can include becoming motionless, no longer breathing or having your heart beat, and your body decaying over longer periods of time. This is a perfectly normal and harmless symptom often referred to as dying in the scientific community, which is temporary and goes away following reincarnation. Sadly a lot of anti-science conspiracy theorists are using those minor symptoms as part of their anti-vaccination campaigns: We simply cannot understand why anyone would be so irresponsible or downright evil, doing something thoughtless that risks causing harm to other people! Why can't they be responsible like us when injecting people with experimental... I mean carefully tested chemicals?