The AGM-45H ASPGM (Anti-shitposting guided missile) was a specialized variant of the AGM-45 Shrike anti-radiation missile. The ASPGM was developed in the 2010s by the Naval Weapons Center at China Lake from adapting surplus stocks of retired AGM-45 missiles[1]. In live-fire trials the prototype missiles reportedly had a 69% success rate in distinguishing between simulated sources of shitposting from regular non-rude transmissions[2][3]. According to one observer[who?] the missile displayed the revolutionary capability to know where it is by knowing where it isn't.[3][6] Despite these praises from both the US Navy and US Air Force the project was cancelled in 2022[1][3], though according to unconfirmed reports the US Department on Defense is considering to add the anti-shitpost capability, which was pioneered by the AGM-45H ASPGM project, to potential derivatives of the AGM-88 HARM[4][5][6] and AGM-65 Maverick[6]

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