(Fur 1)
I wish I could go back to fur con
I was so wasted back then
(Fur 2)
What would I give, to go back and sleep on the floor in a furpile again...
(Fur 3)
I wish I could go back to fur con
At fur con there's so much to do
You sit in the line and record a great vine
And the popufurs smile at you!
(All)
How do I go back to fur con?
I don't have any funds anymore!
(Fur 3)
I wanna go down to the dance and drink a bottle of rum and pass out on the floor!
Ooooooh I wish I could just buy a badge
(Fur 2)
Or go to the con store
(Fur 1)
Or see a panel!
(Fur 3)
Or put tags on the door!
(All)
I need an energy drink or two or three or four!
We could be, sitting in the hotel lobby
4 AM and waiting for the pizza to come
Cursing the world cause I didn't eat all day
And everyone's begging me to have some!
(Fur 3)
I wish I could go back to fur con! How do I go back to fur con?!
(All)
Ahhhhh...
(Fur 3)
I wish I had talked to more artists...
(Fur 2)
But...if I went back to the fur con
Think what a loser I'd be
I'd walk through the zoo
And think "Oh, God, it's true..."
(All)
These suits are so much cuter than meeeeeeeee!