Hey you. 

Yes you.

Are you afraid of the new atomic age?

YES?! 

Good, then that means you are aware what the dangers are if some numpty presses the big red button that, as you all know, your never suppose to press.

But the question is what will you do when the bombs drop.

Hide underground in a vault and wait it out?

NONSENSE!!! 

We don't need Vault-Tec and their vaults. 

I mean, this isn't the dark ages. 

Do you know what year it is?

You should!

It's 1978 the modern day, and its time to use modern methods and technology.

Ladies and Gentlemen it's time to take the next step in space travel.

Yes you heard me right SPACE TRAVEL!!

Our glorious nation is going to take to the sky's and make our mark in space and your coming with us.

Thanks to our government and Sidney Industries (our very first rocket company) we have invested in thousands of space rockets that will be placed outside every city, town and village.

What's that I hear you asking me?

Don't you need to train for space travel?

Not at all!

We have sorted out that situation for you with the new and improved Cryopod, You will sit in there nice and snug while our trust worthy British pilots fly you beyond the stars to the promised land.

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR?!

A new life is just around the corner.

And don't forget our nations greatest motto since 1960

Dream Big, Work Big, Achieve Big.

On behalf of her Majesty and Great Britain, Goodnight.