A/N: This is a short piece I wrote for Playfox/Playvixen which was a limited edition (250 copies) magazine done for charity and sold at Eurofurence 25. I made up a new name for writing it, to keep to the fox theme and I've made some minor edits to correct some things which I realised shouldn't have been in the printed version. The magazine itself was really cool with a mix of stories/articles, fursuit photoshoots and a centrefold picture drawn by Kashmere and Serena_Jewel. It was a lot of fun being part of the project and I heard that we raised around €3000 for the Lutreola Foundation which is trying to save the endangered European mink! In case some people don't understand the terms I use here, I wanted to reach back to the earlier days of the furry fandom and so brought in words from Foxish.

Enchanting Tails and how to get them

What's the best
tail enhancement to grab a fox's attention? I tried out five to save
you the effort.

By: Magenta Cyberfox

What's the one thing
a vixen has that's undeniably better than anything anyone else has?
Our tails! I know it, you know it. With a single swish of our tails,
we can draw any man's gaze. But what if we could make them even
better? Not just alluring but completely irresistible. That's the
thinking behind a number of tail enhancement trends that have been
sweeping the clubs recently. I set off to test how well they work and
tell you which ones are worth it and which ones you shouldn't waste
your money on. As always the best ones get a yip, average ones earn a
yaff and the worst ones are a definite growf!

Sleek & Shiny
Tail Shampoo (€30)

Yip!

I know what you're
thinking, "It's just a shampoo, how can it possible compete with
all these other enhancements!" I thought the same thing. And
it's true, it's just a shampoo (a very expensive one though) but it
works!

It is only meant for
your tail and can be applied both wet and dry. The best method of
application is massaging it into your tail dry then brushing the fur
clean. I did it dry and I was amazed at how much softer and shinier
my tail looked. It felt great and looked even better.

The shampoo is also
lightly scented with something resembling a vixen's natural scent. I
barely noticed it but when I was around I could see all the male
fox's nose twitching madly until they got used to it. I asked my
co-worker what he thought of it and he said it was very subtle, just
barely consciously noticeable but he couldn't help but feel that
something good was around. If you're looking to get the attentions of
another vixen, then this might not be the one for you but it
certainly earns a yip from me!

Mystical Sparkle
Tail Glitter (€23)

Growf!

The next product I
tried was Mystical Sparkle Tail Glitter which claims it will "bring
out the kitsune in you." They recommended application in one of
two ways, either a light dusting just over the tail (or your full
body) or brushing back your tail fur to apply the glitter deeper. The
latter treatment is supposed to last much longer and, because of the
greater volume, can even leave a magical trail. Because I want to do
my best for you, I went deep!

I only intended to
apply the glitter to my tail but it turns out, holding brushing your
fur back while applying glitter is not nearly as easy as they make it
sound in the instructions. My first mistake was to apply it while
sitting on my bed. By the end it looked kind of how I imagine the
pavement would look if Tinkerbell suddenly forgot how to fly from
pretty high up. My forepaws were also thoroughly glittered but I
managed to wash that off before heading to work.

In the light my tail
looked absolutely beautiful! It was sparkling and shining with step I
took. And, because I had done the deep treatment, every swish of my
tail left a trail of sparkles shimmering in the air. A €15
cleaning fee and one star from my ride share quickly pointed out the
biggest problem with tail glitter; it gets everywhere! I half
considered pulling a plastic bag over my tail during the day but
settled for just sitting on a towel and trying to hold as still as I
could.

In
order to avoid any further problems with my ride share, I decided to
take the tram home. That didn't quite go as planned either. The tail
glitter did help me catch someone's attention; a ruffled raccoon
businessman who had clearly seen better days and
had been drinking enough that he was comfortable enough to spend the
entire ride describing how his wife and caught him at a strip club
after finding glitter on him, how much I reminded him of the stripper
and how he just wished he could get either of them to love him.
Thanks raccoon man, you've definitely brought this a growf!

Kitten Bell
(€15)

Yaff!

The kitten bell is
far more common to our feline friends but has been gaining some
popularity among the fox population. For those of you who have been
living under a log and never seen one, they are oversized bells on a
collar which is either worn around the neck or the tail. We foxes are
certainly more on the wild side than those little pussy cats, so it
was never going to be anything other than the tail for me.

I've seen a few cats
with the bell on near the end of their tail but that didn't quite
work for me. If you've got a sad, stringy tail it might work. Us
foxes, we've got a nice, puffy brush which gives the bell a tendency
to slip right off. After picking it up for what felt like the tenth
time in just as many steps, I strapped it to the base of my tail with
the bell on top. That worked much better with all my fluff keeping it
securely in place all day long.

Whether it makes
your tail more attractive, I can't say. It will certainly get you
attention though as I found it almost impossible to move quietly.
Each step caused a metallic chime which drew everyone's attention.
Over time it faded into the background for me and, unless I leaned
backwards, I actually forgot I was wearing it. It certainly nothing
spectacular but it might work for some looks or to bring more focus
to you.

Tail
Ribbons (€8,50)

Growf!

By far the cheapest
of the options was the tail ribbons. I got a bag of light blue
ribbons to complement my coat and get the best effect. Putting them
in was a nightmare and took forever! Each ribbon has to be attached
individually and you need a decent number of them unless you want to
look a drowned rat. They do come with elastic attachments but you've
still got to work each one under your fur, attach it and then smooth
the fur over it to make it look as though the ribbons are natural.

Even once it's done,
the problems don't stop! The ribbons are long enough to flow with you
tail but if you stop for just a moment they sink down and start to
drag along the ground, transferring all the dirt into your fur the
minute you move again. Maybe they work better as indoor-only
accessories or maybe you could just hold your tail up all day but I
am not that kind of vixen! The ribbons are cheap but you get what you
pay for. Unless you want to look cheap as well, join me in saying
growf and give these a pass.

Luscious Vixen
Tail Extension (€45)

Yip!

This was the most
expensive of the accessories and there are even more expensive
professional versions; I took a home kit. You're going to have to put
a lot of work into this one. First you need to find a matching fur
colour. Then you need to set aside a couple of hours to carefully
glue the extensions into your tail to make it bigger and longer.
Luckily their guide is extremely helpful! Don't worry about the glue,
there's a removal formula for whenever you need to remove them.

Once they were in,
the effect was amazing! My tail was so big I could hug it in front of
me and practically disappear. The extra length made me feel a bit
like a snep and never ceased to surprise furries passing by. The only
real downside is that a much heavier tail takes a lot more effort to
move around.

If
strangers were surprised you can just image how much attention it
attracted from those who knew me. All eyes followed my tail and
nearly every vixen I knew asked me what I'd done. By the end of the
day, a cute little fennec, who works in an office one level down and
couldn't have been that much larger than my enhanced tail, had even
asked me out to dinner! Forget leaving a mess of glitter behind you
or having a ball press into your spine when you lean back, this is,
without a doubt, the best tail-enhancing accessory out there. Yip!