Ask 811: Public Embarassment
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Nick: Well, I think somebody watches way too much ‘Rhino 911’.
Finn: Funny show.
Nick: To be honest, with Finn and me working at separate precincts, we don’t actually work together as often as we did in the 'hustling’ days.
Finn: Unless cases bleed over, or become too big for one precinct to handle, generally speaking, we stick to our own squads.
Nick: But that isn’t to say me and Finn haven’t been caught in quite a few compromising positions back in the old days.
Finn: C'mon 'mam, don’t bring that shit up! It’s already embarrassing enough people know I used to have to disguise myself as a kit half the time to pull scams, let alone how many times I ended up buck bare and on the run!
Nick: With all-out successes, we’ve had our share of failures, and we’ve also pissed off a number of important mammals along the way. Sometimes we’d find our wallets getting cleaned out at gunpoint. Sometimes….er…more than that.
Finn: Nick, c'mon 'mam!
Nick: There were more than a few times our clothes were taken to add an extra layer of humiliation as we tried to sneak back to Finn’s van, or my place. But the worst of it was the time uh…Mr. Big left us trussed up to a snow fountain in Tundra Town.
Finn: I knew you were gonna tell that story!
Nick: Well it was the only one that was really relevant! It’s the only time we ever had to huddle together for warmth until sunrise!
Finn: Ugh…
Nick: Of course, that was before I pulled the uh…skunk butt rug scam.
Finn: You never learn your lesson do you 'mam?
Nick: What can I say, I preferred to keep my eyes on the possible prizes rather than the consequences. And hey, at least the gave us something to wear.
Finn: Bikinis! With tops!
Nick: Eh, You’re just upset because I could make it work.
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Nick: Well, I think somebody watches way too much ‘Rhino 911’.
Finn: Funny show.
Nick: To be honest, with Finn and me working at separate precincts, we don’t actually work together as often as we did in the 'hustling’ days.
Finn: Unless cases bleed over, or become too big for one precinct to handle, generally speaking, we stick to our own squads.
Nick: But that isn’t to say me and Finn haven’t been caught in quite a few compromising positions back in the old days.
Finn: C'mon 'mam, don’t bring that shit up! It’s already embarrassing enough people know I used to have to disguise myself as a kit half the time to pull scams, let alone how many times I ended up buck bare and on the run!
Nick: With all-out successes, we’ve had our share of failures, and we’ve also pissed off a number of important mammals along the way. Sometimes we’d find our wallets getting cleaned out at gunpoint. Sometimes….er…more than that.
Finn: Nick, c'mon 'mam!
Nick: There were more than a few times our clothes were taken to add an extra layer of humiliation as we tried to sneak back to Finn’s van, or my place. But the worst of it was the time uh…Mr. Big left us trussed up to a snow fountain in Tundra Town.
Finn: I knew you were gonna tell that story!
Nick: Well it was the only one that was really relevant! It’s the only time we ever had to huddle together for warmth until sunrise!
Finn: Ugh…
Nick: Of course, that was before I pulled the uh…skunk butt rug scam.
Finn: You never learn your lesson do you 'mam?
Nick: What can I say, I preferred to keep my eyes on the possible prizes rather than the consequences. And hey, at least the gave us something to wear.
Finn: Bikinis! With tops!
Nick: Eh, You’re just upset because I could make it work.
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Looking for an explanation? Why is Dawn Bellwether out of jail? Why is she with a wolf? Welp, check out my fics "The Rehabilitation of Dawn Bellwether" and "A Lamb Among Wolves" on my sister account WastedtimeEE.
"The Rehabilitation of Dawn Bellwether"
https://www.sofurry.com/view/1027532
"A Lamb Among Wolves"
https://www.sofurry.com/view/1143173
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