Family Matters: Rolling Pinned
Sawyer turned to Sumac, and curled her lip in a sneer.
"[Do you, sister, what you will with the implement in the paw of yourself, for naught is the proper usage ye can do with it. For my own small self, heed the tongue of myself, and that is that the rolling pin is for the creation of the comestibles pleasing to palate and heart, and nothing else. So has my own small self said, and likewise done,]" she said, with Tessie translating for the rest of us.
And with that, she turned smartly on her hoof. With a light leap, she mounted on Triumph, gripped his two curly horns with each of her paws, and gently struck at his side with one of her knees.
With a keening "[BAE-EEEEEEEEEEEE!]" the ram reared up on his hind legs, lowered himself, and then shot out for the open country at high speed, leaving Belladona Sumac staring at her rival, slack-jawed, until her form vanished as it headed out, seemingly for parts north.
"[Do you, sister, what you will with the implement in the paw of yourself, for naught is the proper usage ye can do with it. For my own small self, heed the tongue of myself, and that is that the rolling pin is for the creation of the comestibles pleasing to palate and heart, and nothing else. So has my own small self said, and likewise done,]" she said, with Tessie translating for the rest of us.
And with that, she turned smartly on her hoof. With a light leap, she mounted on Triumph, gripped his two curly horns with each of her paws, and gently struck at his side with one of her knees.
With a keening "[BAE-EEEEEEEEEEEE!]" the ram reared up on his hind legs, lowered himself, and then shot out for the open country at high speed, leaving Belladona Sumac staring at her rival, slack-jawed, until her form vanished as it headed out, seemingly for parts north.
Story by Walt46, EOCostello and M. Mitchell Marmel.
Art by Tegerio. Color by MMM&M. The extra M is for KWALITY!
Art by Tegerio. Color by MMM&M. The extra M is for KWALITY!
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