Groucho Marx, Jedi Master
A followup of sorts to "Groucho Marx, Jedi Knight". It occurred to me that Groucho in Koko garb was Jedi-ish, and, well, you know the drill. ;-)
In his later years, Groucho became a Jedi Master, head of the "Funny Walk" school of combat, and known for quotes like:
"I'd never join an Order that would have me for a member."
"Outside of a Tauntaun, a book is a man's best friend. Inside a Tauntaun, it's too dark to read. Don't ask me how I know."
"You can leave in a huff. Or you can leave in an X-wing and a huff. If that's too soon, you can leave in a parsec and a huff."
Groucho as Koko courtesy of the Bell Telephone Hour. Lightsaber courtesy of Wikimedia. Commissar Yezhov-caliber retouching courtesy of MMM&M. The extra M is for "Marx", naturally...
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