The Mona Lisa enchants viewers with her soothing gaze and cryptic smile. The Osprey throws water balloons filled with egg yolks at children in line for Beverly Hills Chihuahua.
The Sistine Chapel ceiling depicts man's need for spiritual redemption as it exists through parochial and humanist theology. The Osprey fills the envelopes with earwigs when he mails in performance review cards from restaurants.
The Voyage of Life is a deeply moving representation of man's experiences with joy and tribulation as he ventures from cradle to grave. The Osprey kidnaps party magicians so that he may force them to summon the legendary demon rabbit Lapinara from a giant top hat as part of his crusade to get Bonefish to honor his expired gift certificate.