My art drive is back again! I think... Anyway, this is Liana. She's an extremely thick shark from New Zealand, but more importantly... she is a very, very special kind of person. I'll tell you why. I'll start from the beginning so its not too hard for me to explain.

In a place like SoFurry, where almost everyone is too busy trying to get laid in the virtual sense, for a person like me who's more inclined to making friends and building good connections with others, patience is often tested. It can be very difficult to find someone who genuinely wants to be a friend instead of having some form of discrete beneficial aim. Miss Requin changed a lot of that for me. You see, Liana is an asexual. She completely lacks the natural drive for it as well as any interest for the subject. Odd place to meet someone like her, but there she was... and still is. That's not all too. Despite being severely overweight, she's incredibly sporting... very capable of taking blatant weight and size related remarks and jokes with ease. Being a New Zealander as well, she's also very inclined to throwing racist quips towards Aussies just for laughs. You'll need a very good sense of humor to be around her. Personally, I love it. She's loads of fun. With all that aside, she's got a heart as huge as she is. Maybe even bigger. Loving and motherly... especially to guys smaller than her. Sorry, but muscles and big balls won't impress this lady~

Hope you like this, Liana.

Name: Liana
ID No.: 1821-09-02-17
D.O.B: 2nd September 1821
Age: 194
Height: 10'2''
Weight: 1.72 tons