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KILL ALL CATS
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THIS IS A DECLARATION OF WAR PUT FORTH BY THE FURRY CANINE EMPOWERMENT PARTY (FCEP)
guitars, bass, vocals, excess testosterone by MAXWELL MORTIMER
copyright WolfNuts 2014
"This is a declaration of war against the feline race. We canines are rising up to take our rightful place. As rulers of the furry kingdom, yes we have the gall. If you do not bow to us, we will kill you all.
We will join paws with species of like kind; dragon and rodent our ties we will bind. To put an end to these scourges of the alleyways and a beginning to eternal Dog Days. So the dawn of feline eradication commences with this Alpha's offense, because we have the sharper claw. You must have distemper if you think you will win, yet you mock me with that Cheshire grin. So I say to you, kitty, let the chase begin.
*the chase*
-caught you kitty-
WOOF! WOOF! WOOF! - translation: Kill All Cats!
guitars, bass, vocals, excess testosterone by MAXWELL MORTIMER
copyright WolfNuts 2014
"This is a declaration of war against the feline race. We canines are rising up to take our rightful place. As rulers of the furry kingdom, yes we have the gall. If you do not bow to us, we will kill you all.
We will join paws with species of like kind; dragon and rodent our ties we will bind. To put an end to these scourges of the alleyways and a beginning to eternal Dog Days. So the dawn of feline eradication commences with this Alpha's offense, because we have the sharper claw. You must have distemper if you think you will win, yet you mock me with that Cheshire grin. So I say to you, kitty, let the chase begin.
*the chase*
-caught you kitty-
WOOF! WOOF! WOOF! - translation: Kill All Cats!
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