\n Woodlyn (Beck 7) Too yiffen young part 1
\n The Jackson 5 years running
\n By Simon1fox

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\n Rose: Okay! It's a dragon in our front lawn. No ones panicky. Rebecca is having his baby and Theo hasn't killed anyone. Okay! I'm fine now. What did I miss?
\n Theo: You call this fine? He's that dragon I've been hunting down and she raped him in his sleep and is going to have his, whatever. Other than that I think you're up to speed.
\n Rebecca: Well that's not all of it.
\n Rose: I'll try to handle it dear. What did else you do?
\n Hoover: I'd like to know this also. She's said everything I know so far.
\n Rebecca: I've been having sex for a while now mother. You were passed out when we talked about it. I might end up with a fox also. And this isn't the first time I've been pregnant.
\n Rose: So how long, 2 months, a year?
\n Theo: You know all those times she went to the meadow dear, well I think she met someone there from the start. I just hoped that you were just looking for dragons at least. I guess it was both.
\n Rose: But honey, she's been going there since she was 3 years old. Oh my God! I'm fine this time. I'm still here, but OH MY GOD! Rebecca?
\n Rebecca: Yes mom. It's been a very happy childhood for me, at least when I wasn't here.
\n Theo: I know that I've been up in your face about things, but I never was like that 3 years ago.
\n Hoover: What was it all like Rib?
\n Rose: So that's why she... I'm not saying it. Don't even ask me.
\n Theo: I wasn't going to ask I'm telling you, spit it out.
\n Rose: Well back when she was young I noticed her playing with critters and alike. She'd come home all muddy and I'd have to clean her up because you where always out and...
\n Rebecca: I had more than mud on me. You noticed? Why didn't you say anything?
\n Hoover: Now this is getting good ah slayer?
\n Theo: Shut up! If I had my sword and this wasn't happening I'd, but this is not the time for your shit.
\n Rebecca: That's right father or yours.
\n Rose: Rebecca?
\n Theo: Let her talk. No stopping her now.
\n Rebecca: That's right. I was young and I met a fox first. You might have known him Hoover. Simon?
\n Hoover: Knew him, in a way, yes. I um, yah, I'm not saying how. It's not what you might think, okay?
\n Theo: Keep it to yourself please? So, what happened to make you... do that? How did you even think like that then?
\n Rose: She can hear the words. She's heard them all her life I bet.
\n Rebecca: That's right, but that's not why it happened. And it didn't start when I was 3, I was 1.
\n Writer Anthony: You can guess how Rose took that news. We all watch her go down again and I ask.
\n Hoover: Should I wake her up.
\n Theo, Rebecca together: Don't.
\n Theo: ... touch her. I'll do it.
\n Rebecca: She'll be fine, but she better sit down for the rest of this.
\n Theo: I'll get her a chair.
\n Hoover: I never knew this about Simon.
\n Rebecca: Well he may be your "counterpart" whatever that means, but he still does things on his own. But you knew that.
\n Theo: Here you go dear. Please sit down and drink this. It might help.
\n Hoover: Why what's in it?
\n Rebecca: It's our little wake up brew. She needs it to keep herself from fainting on days like this.
\n Rose: Thank you honey. I'll be okay now, BUT 1 YEAR OLD?
\n Theo: Please don't shout. I hate to say it. But Hoover was it, right, her was right about us need to sleep. My ears are ringing from being overtired, overworked and over stimulated.
\n Rose: What am I supposed to do? I'll be up for at least an hour.
\n Hoover: I can help with that, really.
\n Theo: You can't just hit her on the head you know.
\n Rebecca: He means that he has magic to lull her to sleep, right Hoover?
\n Hoover: That's right. I could have her out soon and she'd be fine for us to finish this, or at least talk more about this tomorrow.
\n Theo: I still don't like you Dam. But I can't stay awake anymore, Rose needs to sleep, and you're not going anywhere Rebecca.
\n Rebecca: Try that again? I'm old enough with all that I've done to go wherever I please. And I'd like to be with Dam for a bit longer.
\n Theo: Fine! Have it your way. As long as we continue this tomorrow, I guess it doesn't matter what you do now. But get good sleep at least.
\n Hoover: I just need to touch you and you'll be asleep right at the bed.
\n Hoover narrating: Rose reaches out her hand and I turn into a man wearing a robe and touch her hand.
\n Rose: Thanks again. You 2 try not to make anything happen to my grandson.
\n Theo: Grandfather, that's what I've been all this time. I give up.
\n Rebecca: It's about time. Now get some sleep.

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