Continuing with our back catalog...

Our song for the 2009 FurFright Masquerade was a parody of Coldplay's "Fix You". This is something of a cautionary tale for con-goers, sung from the point of view of the world's worst person to room with.

Now, although "yiff" is basically the furry fandom's equivalent of the f-word, I've yet to meet a single fur who seems to regard it as an actual curse word, or is truly offended by it (other than how stupid it is). For that reason, we haven't rated this as "adult". But we're new to this site, so if the general consensus is that this crosses a line, we'll change the rating.

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[b]"Yiff You"[/b] (4:47)
[i]Parody of "Fix You", as performed by Coldplay
Music and original lyrics by Berryman/Buckland/Champion/Martin
Parody lyrics by Kiffa Kitmouse and Sedge Hare
All music and vocals performed by Drama Armada[/i]


When you go to a con and you share a bed
With a friend who you wish was more instead
And you toss and turn, 'cause you can't sleep
Lonely and blue
When you're sick and tired of being alone
And you wish that you had a mate of your own
When you feel like a dog without a bone
What can you do?

When the lights go out
There will be no doubt
That I will try to yiff you

I'll wait until I'm sure you're asleep
Then I'll make my move while you're counting sheep
And I'll try so hard to not make a peep
Until I'm through

When the lights go out
There will be no doubt
That I will try to yiff you

I am in pursuit
I had no idea you were so hirsute!
Is that you, or your fursuit?
Oh my...!
My hand is on your thigh--
Oh my God, did you just open up your eyes?
[i]DON'T CALL THE DORSAI![/i]
And I...

When the lights go out
There will be no doubt
That I will try to yiff you