Save Me By Kree
Just a sketch Kree did for me of her and my character gender swapped and her (well he) hitting on me.
13 years ago
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*saunters over to them* Take this you thieving bastard!
*smashes empty beer bottle across back of his head* Oh god, I'm so sorry mate! I was trying to hit that little thief you were talking too, as she's stolen my heart *wink wink* and I wanted to ask her to dance. ^,....,^
...dude? Oh shit, here comes the bouncer. No no no dude it was an accident! He backed into my bottle by accident! Sylvr! You're my wingman, you know what to do!
*4 hours later sitting on the curb* Jesus fuck, what the hell is taking so long.
Sylvr: Hey man, you're still here!
Me: Yes, seeing as how we took YOUR truck to get here. Ugh, did you at least get that corgi's number for me?
Sylvr: I did you one better, I BONED her in ladies room for yah!
Me: You what?! You sonuva bitch, you're my wingman! You're supposed to help me score, not pickup the scraps of my failures!
Sylvr: I thought wingmen were supposed to help each other not get shot down...
Me: In the Air Force, not in god damned nightclubs! It's your job to keep the ugly chicks away while I look for hot vulnerable women to fornicate with under the false assumption that I will call them back the next day!
Sylvr: Oh. Well, shit.
Me: Can we just go?
Sylvr: Yeah, although I agreed to give that corgi a lift home too and...wait, why's there a dude sitting in my truck?
Me: He's wearing the same outfit as that corgi was...OH SHIT! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, oh sweet fuck that's awesome!
Sylvr: MOTHER OF GAWD! How much did I drink in there?!?!?!