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bio: Donnie Darko mood theme by zaneetas. Okay, so luluminion and I were talking about how lametastic testimonials are on LJ, and then she wrote me one. So here it is: THIS IS MY TESTIMONIAL ABOUT SMONSTERBITE!!!!!!! Listen up! She rules. She needs chocolate. So get it for her. She brings bread and other extra food to work because she knows that I never remember to bring my own food, and that I'd go the whole day without eating if it weren't for her. FOR REAL. She tells me about all the important things that are going on on the Internet, like digg.com, or a really awesome RSS feed, but BETTER because she knows everything I like, and sometimes what I SHOULD like, but I just don't know it yet. She looks up weird pictures of Michael Rosenbaum with crazy facial hair and tacky clothes for me on request, and THAT IS LOVE. She knows what PADDYWHACK SAYS and she ABIDES. She recorded my ringtone, and it's the coolest thing EVAH!!!1!!1! and you wish you had it I know you did don't front. She knows how to throw a rope (as long as the steer stays put), jump in hellbent and heartfirst into the great long gone, and she sings along to all of the good songs. Her brains are extra-spicy, she's my partner in crime, she's the Jay to my Silent Bob. She's the reason why I had the courage to step out of my comfort zone and meet the ncistas and go to the f2fs meet the rest of the -istas and go to tennessee and meet those crazy chicks that live there and go to the shows and say hi to corb and patty and cory and ben and john c. and rick s. and go to those pop culture conferences and she has enriched my life in so many ways that I can't even count. Everyone should have a smonster in their lives, if they're lucky. THIS IS MY TESTIMONIAL. Check it.
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date created: 2003-05-27T08:40:20
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