smonsterbite
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Donnie Darko mood theme by zaneetas. Okay, so luluminion and I were talking about how lametastic testimonials are on LJ, and then she wrote me one. So here it is: THIS IS MY TESTIMONIAL ABOUT SMONSTERBITE!!!!!!! Listen up! She rules. She needs chocolate. So get it for her. She brings bread and other extra food to work because she knows that I never remember to bring my own food, and that I'd go the whole day without eating if it weren't for her. FOR REAL. She tells me about all the important things that are going on on the Internet, like digg.com, or a really awesome RSS feed, but BETTER because she knows everything I like, and sometimes what I SHOULD like, but I just don't know it yet. She looks up weird pictures of Michael Rosenbaum with crazy facial hair and tacky clothes for me on request, and THAT IS LOVE. She knows what PADDYWHACK SAYS and she ABIDES. She recorded my ringtone, and it's the coolest thing EVAH!!!1!!1! and you wish you had it I know you did don't front. She knows how to throw a rope (as long as the steer stays put), jump in hellbent and heartfirst into the great long gone, and she sings along to all of the good songs. Her brains are extra-spicy, she's my partner in crime, she's the Jay to my Silent Bob. She's the reason why I had the courage to step out of my comfort zone and meet the ncistas and go to the f2fs meet the rest of the -istas and go to tennessee and meet those crazy chicks that live there and go to the shows and say hi to corb and patty and cory and ben and john c. and rick s. and go to those pop culture conferences and she has enriched my life in so many ways that I can't even count. Everyone should have a smonster in their lives, if they're lucky. THIS IS MY TESTIMONIAL. Check it.
adam brody
alexis denisof
america's next top model
angel
angel/lindsey
angel: the series
angelina jolie
aziza
barack obama
battlestar galactica
beautiful thing
bellydancing
big gay pirates
biomimicry
bisexuality
bourbon
brian k. vaughan
bring it on
brokeback mountain
bsg
buffistas
buffy
buffy the vampire slayer
caroline dhavernas
carrboro
catastrophic climate change
cheese
chief tyrol
chronic procrastination
corb lund
cory branan
cuntry kings
cylons
darla
david sedaris
debs
deconstruction
donnie darko
dorothy parker
eddie izzard
edward gorey
eliza dushku
environment
ewan mcgregor
faith
feminism
femslash
fernet branca
firefly
france
friday night lights
global frequency
good omens
gothic miss manners
grey's anatomy
hedwig
hobbits
jackass
jane espenson
janeane garafolo
jaye tyler
jon stewart
joss whedon
kara thrace
katee sackhoff
kickass chicks
kitchen confidential
lee pace
leonard cohen
linguistics
lucero
margaret cho
moldova
muppets
mutant enemy
myles & peanut 4eva!1!
neil gaiman
nick brendon
o~\o/
paddywhack
peace corps
princess bride
queer as folk
rose tyler
roswell
rufus wainwright
rugby
runaways
rupert giles
sarah jane smith
serenity
shakira
sports night
starbuck
suhaila
supernatural
sustainability
sweet tea
tarheels
tea
the butchies
the calamari wrestler
the daily show
tiffany bisconer
tim minear
tori amos
travel
trees
twin peaks
umbrella academy
veronica mars
vids i'll never make
vintage clothing
voting
wesley wyndam-pryce
wonder woman
wonderfalls
xander harris
jay_jay
Miss Adventures in the 37206
Villa Straylight
fox1013
when she smiles it's like a revelation
On the Jellicoe Road
miracleman
Miracleman!!
Olympus...
ethrosdemon
the whole slip shod shebang
Don't leave a voicemail, seriously.
esbrucho
Emilie
Northern Ways
cass404
Cass E. Pants
Quoth the Raven, 404
minim_calibre
Minim Calibre
Mole Needs Love!
triskellita
trisky business
i'm the center of attention on the walls inside my head
libkitty
Freya
Musings of a library cat
andalka
the half empty glass...
fatoudust
vent
cera
whirling dervish
noradeirdre
Touch The Puppet Head
dcjensen
Daniel C. Jensen
My Own Journal
stephl
Teppy
Cthulhu's Cafeteria
vee_fic
vehemently
Vehemently
coffeeandink
Mely
coffee & ink
maygra
aliquid stat pro aliquo
Maygra's Musings
seankozma
Sean K
If no one on the Internet wants a piece of this....
austin154
Theresa
Huh. I Thought There Would Be More
serasempre
Living Creatively
hackerguitar
Musings
la_perkins
Perkins
flyingtapes
i will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
coiledsoul
executive fangirl
Plus Many Great Circus Acts
yakbites
Hooters Rockatansky
The whirlwind is in the thorn tree
dmaleus
lobsterfest destiny
opera and cookies
serenada
exploring the distance between thought and deed
missdeviant
vanity whore
the all girl summer fun band
hackthis
idealists are the cruelest monsters of them all.
sophiabrooks
Sophia Brooks
cindyamb
Cindy
A Wretch Like Me
mrsmalkav
lisa
consented spying
dxmachina
DXMachina
The Plentiful Vintage
cindyjade
don't call me moonpie
PRESENTED IN DOUBLE VISION (WHERE DRUNK)
gingerk
Ginger
Straight Gin
prncsspetulance
izzy
Diary of an OCDiva
pandarus
FayJay
The World According To Fay
larisa57
Larisa Graham
waverly
Waverly
estrella30
BUT HARRY STYLES
In my next life I'm the girl with the Superman tattoo on her ass.
divarenee
ste_noni
Still a Work in Progress
ocvictor
Victor Infante
Infante's Inferno
esorlehcar
I'm beginning to dislike the man with the whip
documenting sordid little scenes in living color
cindywrites
Cindy Writes
_swallow
braver
it's not in my nature, just as beauty is not
chikat
ChiKat
misswonderheart
Beautiful Insanity
theodosia
Hugh Likes Carrots
Theodosian Manor
deromilly
Romilly
From the Lady of the House...
hereward
Hereward
Bob: I don't want to leave.
drummertobeat
the drummer to beat
the soul of a petulant record-store clerk
fabby
gloomcookie
like it or love it
cofax7
grime and livestock
Alchemy without Moles
clovisdvlbunny
Clovis Devilbunny
amy37
Work In Progress
jenlp
JenP
labricoleuse
Rachel E. Pollock - La Bricoleuse
La Bricoleuse
joyfulgirl41
Joyfulgirl
I will go in this way And find my own way out
chicating
One Life Affirming Story after Another
cashmerepett
Lisa
La Vida Lisa
wildgreentide
Mad Dog Mephistopheles
one foot in ice, one in fire
kickthebeat
the perfect drunken party girl.
i can keep rhythm with no metronome.
elysesewell
Elyse Sewell
dear_soandso
trudybooth
Trudy Booth
You Really Want to Read This?
tenaciousmetoo
Seriously, Ten. Seriously.
I Won't Dance. Don't Ask Me.
tiggz
miss c
princess of procrastination
greendreaming
kate!
emotionally magnificent
nilly_madar
Nilly
mearagrrl
meara
meara's babbling
noisedesign
Drew
NoiseDesign's Mutterings
mfnlaw
Maria
What On Earth Am I Doing?
maschalismos
LYING BOX OF FROGS
this is a beatdown of love
bemusing
angelic fruitcake
Sucker Love is Heaven Sent
sail_aweigh
Ellen
Get Out of Dodge and Other Sea Stories
sophiap
Sophia Prester
Out in the Dunes
veejane
Veejane
Charles Bronson got your tongue?
bruinsfan
Matt the Bruins fan
onlysweetah
candy mountain
kibarika
Kiba
Kiba Rika's Day Off
em_angharad
Stuff you can say in public
kyptin
Jeff Terrell
Journalicious Jeff
morgana_st
A Flight of Fancy Taken Unaccompanied
arliss
in the garden
gchick
Bad Hair Day
minervacat
on sateda, i was an accountant
i may be a bird in a cage but at least it's your cage
holli
because you're the greatest, ted!
hollimichele
surfingdolphin
Tad
nnmpsn
meret
Meret
onelittlesleep
suck ittttttttttttttttttt
suck a dick like seriously do it
maidengurl
Maidengurl (SuziQ)
demented and sad, but social
sowilo
Sowilo
The Vortex of Drama
iharthdarth
The Dark Side Is The Best Sauce
karbonkid
Bastard Out of Carolina
What You Already Didn't Know
romancandles
morgan
the life of a unrepentant narcissist
eighth_horizon
bbq's fic journal
aimeejmc
Aimee
A Lady's Book of Commonplaces
shrift
"I don't care how delicious he is, he's EVIL!"
her hands don't go to the moon
e_juliana
juliana
red hair and black leather
immortal_lights
KILLJOYS, MAKE SOME NOISE
tskaredoff
tamara
brendalu
easy to bitch
without_me
"Smokin' hot."
This town is a workshop for wordsmiths and grifters
zenkitty_714
Elizabeth
There is No Journal. Then There is. Whoa.