Somewhere in the golden west

skydivingwizard — Fri, 12 Mar 2010 05:40:58 GMT

WHAT IS THIS SHIT?!?!?!?!

asdasd

skydivingwizard — Thu, 12 Nov 2009 05:34:55 GMT

WHERE MY BITCHES AT???

Today is my Killers day so I need some Killers spam before the end of the night. Help a brother out.

HAPPINESS MAKES ME HAPPY

skydivingwizard — Fri, 09 Oct 2009 09:20:10 GMT

In the past hour I have found out:

-The discovery Channel accepts pay pal. I CAN OWN MYTHBUSTERS ON DVD. Isn't that the greatest. When I'm not working or fapping about The Killers, I can relax at home and watch Mythbusters when ever I want. That is THEE LIFE. I can watch Tori and his rugged manliness all day.

-Ryan Stock and Amberlynn are from MY home town and live in MY home town. RYAN STOCK IS FROM EDMONTON AND LIVES IN EDMONTON. OH. MY. FUCKING. GOD! asdasdsadsadsadasd THERE MIGHT BE A CHANCE OF ME "ACCIDENTALLY" BUMPING INTO MY TRUE LOVE ON THE STREET. Can I get a Woot Woot.

-And last but not least. It is now October 9th. Do you know what comes out October 9th?...

Ya, tell me about it.

AND I have money.

I SHOULD be posting about RAH trailer and WDLS demo but I save myself. I dont want to hear it and then when it finally comes out be like "Oh, thats' old news"

Okay, so that's enough excitement for one night. I'm going to go to bed now and try to steady my heart beat.

SVU is so fucked up, it's grand.

skydivingwizard — Thu, 01 Oct 2009 00:32:43 GMT

Dear caps people and people alike.

Spam me with Killers spam. I Never get spammed...bitches.

I am feeling better now so Franz Ferdinand pictures are on the Horizon.

My icon picture is so hot I want to take it behind the school and get it PREGNANT.
It's so hot it's causing the ice caps to melt. BA DUM DUM TSSSSS.

asdasd

skydivingwizard — Mon, 14 Sep 2009 20:04:37 GMT

HEY SEXXYY

GIRRRLLLFFFRRRIIEENNNDDDSSS

Dave Keuning "Show must go on" Spam

skydivingwizard — Thu, 06 Aug 2009 04:27:59 GMT

"The show must go on"
A Dave Keuning picspam

Empty spaces - what are we living for

Abandoned places - I guess we know the score

On and on, does anybody know what we are looking for...

Another hero, another mindless crime

Behind the curtain, in the pantomime

Hold the line, does anybody want to take it anymore

The show must go on

The show must go on

Inside my heart is breaking

My make-up may be flaking

But my smile still stays on.

Whatever happens, Ill leave it all to chance

Another heartache, another failed romance

On and on, does anybody know what we are living for?

I guess Im learning, I must be warmer now

Ill soon be turning, round the corner now

Outside the dawn is breaking

But inside in the dark Im aching to be free

The show must go on

The show must go on

Inside my heart is breaking

My make-up may be flaking

But my smile still stays on

My soul is painted like the wings of butterflies

Fairytales of yesterday will grow but never die

I can fly - my friends

The show must go on

The show must go on

Ill face it with a grin

Im never giving in

On - with the show -

Ill top the bill

I'll overkill

I have to find the will to carry on

On with the -

On with the show -

The show must go on...

David Brent Keuning: In the past couple of years, he has been through some "tough shit" but nearly
every single night, he gets on that stage and does what he knows best. He truly understand the meaning of
"The show must go on." His love of Music is truly inspirational and his guitar solo's and riffs sore through from
stadium to stadium. Kudos David Brent Keuning, you are a one of a kind.

</div>

"Make love to the camera" "Oh I will"

skydivingwizard — Tue, 28 Jul 2009 05:22:16 GMT

HAY PPL HAY!!!

Yesterday I went to the fair and it was 99.9% epic:

Before we left my nose started bleeding and totes bypased my Killers shirt. My blood knows. IT KNOWS!
Me and Marina went and are first ride we went on was like a kiddy ride but apparently she's a pussy so she kept talking about how we were going to die. It was funny because I told her to think about Edward Cullen and I was screaming "HE'S DEAD AND HAS NO BLOOD FLOW YET HE HAS AN ERECTION" so that calmed her down. We then went on this big swing ride where it just spun around but it lifted you WAY off the ground and me being the bitch I was yelling "MY WATER JUST BROKE MY WATER JUST BROKE, I'M HAVING A HEART ATTACK" and she was yelling at me to shut up. We then went on this dinky horror house, like we went on it because it was so bad but again me not having no shame when we came out I pretended to cry my ass off.

We met up with Kristen and Sarah and holy mother of god worst mistake of my life. I love Kristen but holy fucking GOD Sarah is THEE most self involved THEE most attention whore THEE most biggest cry baby I have ever met!!!
We went to the Butterfly exhibit and every single picture Sarah was like "GET ME IN IT, GET ME IN THE BACKGROUND, OOGAS;BF YOU GOT ME IN THE BACKGROUND" and every time I would take her picture she would do some ridiculous forced pose. I HATE HER.
The butterflies hated me. They wouldn't come to me at all, they would fly near me but when I stuck out my hand they would turn the other way around. I told Marina that the butterflies could sense that she's not a virgin and she was freaking out because she believed me XD

We went to the Egyptian exhibit and omg I wanted to take a picture of Marina with one of the statues and Sarah was like "OMGKDF GET ME IN IT TOO" and she totally copied Marina's pose so I was like "K fuck it" and cut her out of the picture and when she found out she stormed off, like actually stormed off and hid from us. We spent half an hour "looking" for her so me and Marina just left. I HATE HER SOASDSADSDASD

When we left things got 10x's better. We went to this make your own snow cone stand and omfg it was like Ronnie Vannucci just came in my mouth. They had 12 different flavors and it came in little Flower cup. Then the highlight of my day

I ALLISON MARY JOHNSON ATE A TWINKIE FOR THE FIRST TIME IN HER LIFE AND IT WAS DEEP FRIED!!

Someone in the world, Brandon Flowers is crying.

I stuffed my face with fair food because my mom wouldn't let us do it when we were young, Killers reference not intended

We went to this mobile surfing thing and Marina feel in love with this frekin HOT HOT HOT surfer named Sean! I wanted to go over and talk to him but Marina was to nervous so I couldn't.

We met up with Kristen, her BF Chris, and Friend (I refuse to even acknowledge her now) and we went on a few rides together. We were walking passed the mobile surfing thing and I saw the Sean guy in the stand so I told Marina this time i'm going over to talk to him for real.

I went up to him and I was like "Hi, my friend over there is scared to talk to you" and Marina comes over and he's like "Hi, dont be scared i'm a normal person" and he shook her hand and omg she was so embarrassed. I asked if we could take a picture with him and he said sure and he hoisted his body onto the counter, I was like "Make love to the camera" and his response was "Oh I will" ASDHSA;DHSD HE'S SO CUTE! after the pic I asked for his autograph and he slurred "Wherererer do you want it" and I said "On my arm, pardon me but are you drunk? you sound like it" "No not yet" I lol'd for ever.

Afterward she called our friend Mandelle and told her what happened. WTF at first she didn't mention that it was me who even got her the autograph, if I didn't mention her she would have been to afraid to even go over to him. WTF

The fair grounds was right beside my concert venue so every time I looked over I would get a rush of memories.

PICTURE TIME!!!!!!!!

"BOO! exit to your left"

This is for

saulandromans

Butterflies love Ronnie Vannucci. Trufax

I had to force it on Brando

Why do I look so ew in pictures

MOTHER MAY I

"LONG AND LOADED" THIS PERSON BELONGS IN CAPS</div>

I still find it hard to believe Brandon has evar had sex. NGL

skydivingwizard — Mon, 20 Jul 2009 21:50:22 GMT

Short update:

My shifts:
Friday = 10 am till 10:30 pm

Sat = 2pm till 11pm
Sunday = 9:45 am till 12am.

3 DOUBLE SHIFTS IN A ROW. I was suppose to be off at 6 on Friday and Sunday but I was black mailed into staying. My paycheck is going to be huge. 12 shifts, 3 of which are time and a half. Aww yeah.

deadbeatdancer do you still want to change your username? You can next week when I get paid.

I finally listened to my FF cd's in full! that band is frekin amazing. I am so glad I started listening to them.

And...

That is all.

"YOU CANT CONTAIN HIM....YOU CAN TRY"

skydivingwizard — Tue, 07 Jul 2009 09:53:00 GMT

OH HAI PPL

Sorry for the delay, I was accompanying Brandon on one of his missionary ventures, the one that capslock_emily DIDN'T WANT TO COME ON. SHAMMMMMEEEE.

But now i'm back. This post is gonna take for eva to write.

What happened in the last 2 weeks:

I work 6 shifts a week now so the only thing interesting that happened to me is I sprained my wrist on the last day of MAM/Canada Day.
This "do not cross" sign jumped out onto the road (must have been drunk) and I crashed into it on my bike. But because i'm such a frekin bad ass I kept on riding even though I was in agony. I cried, but still BAD ASS. IKR. Also I haven't rode a bike in donkey's years so once again raising the bad ass bar higher and higher.

You guise, i've been to nice too my enemy saulandromans WHATS WRONG WITH ME!!!

Also some bitch on deviant art STOLE on of my Brandon pic. I'M GOING TO PUNCH HER IN HER OVERIES.

How do I make my LJ friends only??? anyone?

I am about to show you random pictures of my life as proof that I actually have one. I hate it. My life in the last 2 weeks, I could have been at home on the puter BUT NOOOOOOOOO

LOL I AM GLAD I GOT THIS <3

I hope Dave never finds out

<< Took me and Cassie 4 shots to get this

<< Notice the DB button that i've had for a year <33

The Satan Maria replica from our mall

<<My fantastic shoes

<< A PICTURE OF MARK THAT I DONT REMEMBER DRAWING

<< The bruise Alex gave me. He was mortified by it.

PEOPLES LICENSE PLATES LOL:

<< FOR ALL MY CAPS BUDDIES

Sara's house:
<< IDEK what the hell Kristen is doing to me lol

<< Us in Sara's Bathroom lol

<< My bedroom eyes. Why cant I take a good picture

<< Me in my rear view mirror trying to be cool

<< LOL I paused the screen on Conan and this.

<<My dog being a retard ILH

<<< THAT MAKES ME A SAAAAAAADDD PANDA

And even though I HATE HATE HATE people reading my stuff, I told my favourite person ever neonntiger (BECAUSE ILH) and my new BFF therebeldiamond that I would post this mini thing I wrote on The Killers at 3am while watching a documentary on David Bowie.
Did I mention I wrote it in the memo section of my black berry. I am no good at writing but I am my own worst critic. No where close to the type of writing deadbeatdancer creates.

Arg here it is:

Slipnot, 50 cent, The Pussy Cat Dolls, those are the so called influences of today's generation. Bands that will scream into the microphone till their voices break just to make teenagers even more anguished and depressed then what hormones has already bestowed on them. Male artists who will walk around with no shirts and 'sing' about smoking pot or drinking just for "street cred" and female artists showing off their TNA for shock value. It's sad how low music has sank to become a media prostitute; trading in their values and talent for fame and fortune.

There is still hope, a shining beakcon of light called The Killers. Four all American men who grew up listening to artists like Oasis, Queen, David Bowie, and Pink Floyd. The bands that inspired them for utter greatness. All born with the classic moxie to revolutionize Rock and Roll, and to bring it back to the new generation.

It's not a surprise that parents actually approve of their children listening to them. In comparison to the vulgar, hateful garbage that is on North American radios today, The Killers are a saving Grace.

Back in the golden years of Elvis' promiscuous hips, rock was considered a sin yet a religion all in the same vacancy. Adults shying away from it like it was poison while their wild rapscallion children gyrated their hips to it. How far rock has come. Back in 62' when bands like The Stones first arrived on the airwaves it was all about obeying the 3 golden rules, sex, drugs, and rock and roll and once again parents still judging it like it was Lucifer singing himself. Now those "wild" children are our parents and have to tolerate their children 'wild' music and the style that comes as an added bonus preying something of their music caliber would come along, and that's where The Killers come in. A band that can make you express feelings, a band that can make you forget about all your problems, a band that can make you become a totally different alias then the one you portray in every day living, and a band that can actually tell a story through their god given gifts.

The odd twist about it is, they have good moral values. All raised by families who didn't have alot of money but love to spare, and that shines through as they mature into adults, so they go hand in hand with rock and roll and good roll models.

The Killers are following in the footsteps of their 60's and 70's brotherin bands but what they learned from their generation (The 80's) is how to take chances, and I think that's why so many young fans are so turned on by them. They keep it fresh and exciting, they stay true to themselves and make music they'd like to hear and not just the crowd pleasers. I guess that also falls under the category of the 70's. Lets not forget their ever changing style from pastel suits and guyliner, to rough Americano, to their latest "Jungle chic" The Killers are bringing back the way musicians like David Bowie used to turn heads, creating ever changing characters to go along with their albums, and for that I salute.

Todays music has lost all meaning because in the end it all comes out the same tune. There is no mystery to it anymore, unless your name is The Killers. From songs like "All these things that i've done" to "Human" where it leaves people on the edge of their seats gasping for the meaningjust as people did with "Bohemain Rhapsody" but deep down people don't really want to know the answer, for it takes away their own special meaning to the song, another thing Rock music has lost in these passing years. If you already figured out the song why go back and listen to it again? people want keep searching because the journey is much more enjoyable then the find, and once again I thank The Killers for bringing that back to Rock society.

Brandon Flowers, David Keuning, Ronnie Vannucci Jr., and Mark Stoermer, just might be the 4 heroes to todays Rock and Roll.

The Killers, a band all generations can enjoy.

AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

That is all.

NIGHT NIGHT

2 weeks seems like a lifetime.

skydivingwizard — Mon, 06 Jul 2009 19:35:14 GMT

Whats shakin people?!?!?!

Brandon Flowers Alpaebet

skydivingwizard — Sun, 21 Jun 2009 13:20:43 GMT

On this glorious day of 621, I thought i deserved it's own celebration.
I got this idea from lissie_pissie so I take absolutely no credit for coming up with this idea.

Aerophobic:

When flying to Europe, the plane he was in hit an air pocket and started free falling.
Ever since then he has had a severe fear of flying, so much that when U.2
asked him to fly with them in his private jet, he refused.

Blush Resonse:

Before he was in The Killers, he played keyboards in a band called "Blush Response"
and he was kicked out when he refused to move to L.A with them.
You can hear some Blush Response songs HERE

Chubby:

Despite being thin now, back when he was a kid he was chubby.
He once referred to himself as being a "Porker"
and despite what some may believe he is NOT anorexic now.
He loves eating, it's his drug.

Daring:

He isn't afraid to experiment with his music or with his look.
From steel drums to feathered epaulets, this man isn't afraid
to shy away from being different.

Edward Scissorhands:

As well as "Sleepy Hollow" Edward Scissorhands is one of his
favorite Tim Burton Movies

Father

As well as Ammon Richard Flowers
he and his wife Tana are expecting another son very shortly.

Golfing:

Is a big fan of golfing, in fact when he was younger he wanted
to be a pro golfer like his cousin Craig Barlow.
He was also a member of the golfing team in High School.
His brother Shane is also a golfer.

Humus:

He LOVES humus, especially in a sandwich with salt and vinegar chips

Indie Rock

As well as 80's music he is a big fan of Indie Rock like The Strokes and
the Arctic Monkeys. The Killers even have a song called
"Glamorous indie rock and roll"

Jazz Hands:

One of his motto's is:
"When all else fails, bring out the jazz hands!"

Keyboard:

Despite having piano lessons as a child, he self taught himself to play
the keyboard.

Lovable:

I think this picture is self explanatory on why he is lovable.

Mormon:

He is a practicing Mormon despite (past) drinking, swearing, and having
an odd cigarette.

Neon:

He tries to bring a bit of Vegas to each of his shows by having a lot of neon
lights and glam. They even have a song called "Neon Tiger"

Ouija Board:

When he was younger, he was playing with a Ouija board. It said he was going
to die on 621 (his birthday) and ever since then he has been cautious
of that number. He tries not to drive at 6:21 am/pm
He wont board a flight if it has the number 621
And he wont stay in the hotel room 621.

Ping Pong:

On tour, the band will bring a ping pong table where ever they go.
He said he was the champ until the guys from Louis XIV beat him.
He is still the #1 ping pong player in The Killers.

Quotable:

""You don't have to be a poet to say something profound""

"Call me rocketman"

"Sometimes you do become a robot.
But the best nights are when you just forget and
really become a part of the music and the crowds.”

"I looked like a figure skater"

"There just wasn't anybody there for me. I had friends but then the music thing happened and that made me feel separate I wasn't an outcast, No one was mean to me I just didn't want to go and see Korn after school. I hated the offspring. I'll never forget my mom cooking for me my last night in the house. It was difficult."

Rental Car:

A rental car is the weirdest place he's ever had sex.
Because he doesn't like flying he and his wife drove to their next
tour stop while on a small tour break. They just pulled off onto
a dirt road and had at her.

Sequins:

As well as this kick ass suit he debut at Glastonbury 2007
He wonders why musicians don't wear it more often, it looks great
in the lights.

Twinkies:

It's his guilty pleasure, his favorite snack food, he cant imagine
anyone who hasn't tried one, his eyes lit up when Ronnie
mentioned deep fried twinkies, need I have to go on?

Utah

When he was 5 his family moved to Utah to practice Mormonism.
When he was 16 he moved back to Vegas with his aunt.

Vampire:

When he was a kid his favorite thing to go as for Halloween was
a Vampire. He went as one multiple times.

Weird:

Has often been referred to as the weirdest rock star out there.
A Mormon family man who works out and plays ping pong.
Seems normal to me o________o

X-Mas songs:

Since 2006 he has enjoyed writing a Christmas song for Bono's
Red Campaign. He also also said that as long as The Killers
are around, there will be a Christmas song December 1st.

Youngest:

As well as being the youngest Killer in the group roughly by 5 years,
he is also the baby amongst his 5 siblings.

Zebra Print Sweater:

This one explains itself.
(And I just got lazy with the letter Z)

We have seen him grow through the years, from a young guy-liner, pastel suit wearing, boy to a
mature outgoing family man. We should all be proud of him and inspired by him.
Once the chubby kid in class, now one of the biggest rock stars in the world.
Happy Birthday Brandon Flowers, what a strange world I would have been in without
The Killers, thank you for your music, your wisdom, and your words.
We all love you Brandon and hope 621/fathers day isn't excruciating for you.
♥♥♥

Friends are stupid

skydivingwizard — Sun, 21 Jun 2009 08:52:37 GMT

Before I go into my epic Brandon ABC's post I just want to express my hate for friends.

You dont have to read, I just needed to get this out of my system.

My so called best friend and I went shopping on Friday, 10 mins into it I wanted to leave.

She was playing guitar hero at HMV and she called me a bitch because I could play Hard mode while she could play medium but what ever then I was like "We got to go to chapters" and she asks why and I said "To see if they have the music magazine with TK on it (refereeing to Drummer, Bass, and Guitar, player magazines) then there is a pause and she has the audacity to say "I think you should give up this obsession with The Killers"
i almost slapped a bitch

Where in the fuck does she get off telling me this? I seriously almost walked out, I was not having that and I was like "No why would I ever" then she goes on about this whiny bitchy rant on how I would send her up The River for The Killers, and at that moment I would have gladly. Maybe if you weren't such a fucking selfish bitch I wouldn't.

A) They have been a huge part of my life for like what 4/5 years now. Why would I give that up
B) They've helped me through some tough times in my life, more then I can say about her
C) Just because she is unhappy because she thinks the love of her life left doesn't mean I can't be. SELFISH
D) She wanted to go all the way down to Texas for a Twilight convention WE LIVE IN FUCKING CANADA, and she calls me obsessive.
C) She stalks this guys facebook page and she calls me a stalker!

WHY CANT I HAVE NORMAL FRIENDS! then we dont talk for like 5 mins and we go down stairs because I needed to buy 2 cd's (the previous Franz cd's) I was looking at them for like 2 mins tops and then she was like "ARE YOU DONE YET!"
WTF is that! it's okay for her to spend an hour and a half in a store because she cant decide whether she wants the Purple skirt or the Black skirt but I cant look at 2 cd's for 2 mins. WHERE DO I GET OFF!

We leave and then we meet up with Mike, we dont have a lot in common so we dont really talk, but I buy him starbucks anyways and then after that I get completely ignored ppl! she needed to buy a pipe for our friend Mandelle because her birthday is soon and she needed Mike's advice on it. For 2 people who "quite pot" they sure do like to talk about pipes. I didn't feel comfortable looking at them so I walk around the store and then we go to ANOTHER pipe store and the totally ditched me there too so I was half way to the theatre to leave when I remembered we already had tickets for the proposal so I head back but I was about to text her saying "Go see the fucking movie with him because i'm leaving" but I just waited outside instead, they had the audacity to say "way to run away" (HATE THEM HATE THEM) and then Mike finally leaves and Marina and I go to Lush (the hand made soap store) and then guess what that fucking bitch said "way to ignore me and just text people" WTF WTF WTF WTF! you fucking cow! so I dont say anything back to her and then we go to dinner. When we get there 2 Killers songs come on so naturally i'm excited and she got mad because I was excited to hear them. She was like "Do you know them personally" and I was like "No, but I shouldn't have to" SHUT HER UP, the entire night after that I was all smiles and everything and we go see our movie. She calmed down when we got to the theatre and I go outside to get us both waters and I go to BK where Travis and Alex are working MY FAVORITE 2 GUYS EVAR so I start talking to them and honestly if It wasn't for the fact I actually really wanted to see this movie I would have just spent the rest of the night talking to them. I was much happier.

I get back and the previews start and the preview for the new Twilight movie comes on and she fucking squeezes my arm, did I say anything NO, BECAUSE I SUPPORT MY FRIENDS INTERESTS NOT LIKE SOME BITCHES IN THIS WORLD.

After seeing RG's adorableness in that movie it calmed her down but honestly I still want to slap her, she said if I ever hit her again then our friendship is over (I have this instant reflect that I hit people when I get excited, i'm trying to stop but it's hard) and honestly i'm not strong, she should just grow a pair of balls.

Oh and I told her about how Brandon's Flowers dream is to shake Morrissey's hand and she calls me a stalker. BITCH.

Plus I told her i'm celebrating their birthdays and again I get accused of being a stalker even though she is celebrating the day her and the guy that she liked kissed.

A) IT WAS ONLY A KISS, IT WAS ONLY A KISS, IT MENT NOTHING. IT WAS A GOODBYE KISS, THERE WAS NO ROMANCE IN IT, IT WAS JUST AN AH WTF KISS. Kiss is to much of a romantic word to use, lets just call it tonsil tennis.
B) If she really loved him she would want him to be happy, thats not the case here. She doesn't want him to have any friends because she doesn't want to get replaced. Seriously Trevor and I bonded over her and not in a good way lets just call it that. It was when I tried smoking for the first time and he was being my hero that day, he was the only one who didn't judge me and I told him that Marina judged me even though she smokes and he was like "Thats because Marina is a hypocrite" and he was all srs business over it.

I am cotemplating whether or not I should go on her facebook and send her this article:

It's a very common habit to judge others. However, it is unfair to form an opinion based on your limited information and faulty perceptions or beliefs. Why would you make such discernment toward someone especially if you hardly know the person well enough?
It's true that there are people out there who make you feel annoyed and uncomfortable. But in actual fact, it is your response toward them that make you feel that way. Your beliefs about something lead you to think the way you do because you relate them to your own experiences.
How do you avoid from making inaccurate judgments?

Self-assessment.

Can you accept that the way you feel is a reflection of your own thoughts and feelings? When you see something, you start to form internal dialogs followed by pictures or images and then associate some kind of emotions to them. What you experience on the outside are actually the expressions of your internal focus.
Ask yourself a few questions before you judge.

Why do you feel and experience such emotions or thoughts about the other person?
How would someone identify and assess you based on the results you are producing? Are you going to like their conclusions about you?
What does judging the other person benefit you?
What if you could change your thinking and views about the person?

What's the positive intention behind it?

No amount of logic can change a person as long as her internal perceived reality is not changed. Instead of being judgmental, why not understand that there is positive intent in every behavior. Everyone's conduct has it's own purpose that conveys some kind of beliefs and experiences, mostly acted out of conscious awareness.
There are good and bad, beauty and ugliness. You are free to judge and perceive a person, behavior or response any way you like. But if you look out for the good in people, you will inevitably notice them.
Learn to accept people for what they are. Instead of making evaluations, give warmth and understanding. Find something to love in that person.

Keep an open mind.

Keep an open mind. Get curious and question your assumptions and evaluations. See things and observe people in new ways. Watch what's happening and how people are behaving. Look for something that you can learn.
If you take the time to observe, you will find that everyone has something to teach. What is it about someone's behavior or attitude that reflect who you really are?

Delay your emotions.

How do you do that? Change your focus, those dialogs and images playing in your mind. When you shift your attention, you are also altering your emotions and not giving in to them. Doing this will enable you to delay your judgment.
Of course you can also just walk away and eliminate them altogether and come back to rethink, especially if your temperaments are getting in the way.

Get this. It is you.

People are not the problem. It is your response to how a person dressed, talked, and behaved that brought you to your conclusion. It mirrors some parts of you that you are rejecting or disliking. It has something to do with you comparing yourself to this person, your expectations and how you feel.
You attract the kind of people into your life in harmony with your thoughts and emotions. So to attract the people and situation that you would like to exist in your life, you need to make the change within.

Thats it until I finish photoshopping this adorable amazing pictures.

See you soon <3

People i'm not lying when i say this

skydivingwizard — Thu, 18 Jun 2009 04:38:40 GMT

I have magical powers that link me to TK, a sixth sense.
Here is why:

It all started a couple years ago when I fell asleep watching Much Music, I was fast asleep and the second I wake up GUESS WHICH BAND COMES ON THE T.V? and now ever since then I can hear their songs from a miles away. When I was shopping for some reason I had this strange urge to go into Bootlegger and then when i get in there HUMAN IS PLAYING. It was on a friday so it was hella busy and I was on the other side of the fountain so there is no way I could have heard it. RN I wasn't even paying attention and then all of a sudden I hear "Human" and I rush myself upstairs to see a 5 second clip of it talking about how they are nominated at the MTV awards ON 621!

I'M A WIZARD AND I KNOW IT

"You know that i'd be the best, because i'm a jealous mess"

skydivingwizard — Thu, 18 Jun 2009 03:09:54 GMT

I'm not even listening to "Get Trashed" i'm listening to "Love me" by the Cardigans because i'm cool.

-My life is so fucking boring lol.
-I got trained in box office yesterday and it was so much fun. Lol when Brent was cashing me off I told him he was a nerd because he had glasses and he was like "YOU DONT LIKE MY GOGGLES" with the back lisp and I fucking CREAMED lol. Then Justin came in and we were talking about religious figures and Now i'm the Joseph Smith of the theatre lol.

-I was in such a good mood yesterday because of (of coursee) THE KILLERS. For some reason it was the small things about them that made me happy, things that are like every day people, like how Ronnie is named after his dad and that he goes to his friend for dentistry and how Dave liked the muppet babies and I have muppet babies vhs in my room (In my Keuning Korner if I might add) or how Brandon likes golfing and I guess bbqing or how Mark goes on ebay, I love it, I love it all. Seriously they make me happier then anything else in this world possibly could.

-Alex the douche downloaded ALL the songs on the list I made for him, he's my music buddy and what I love the most is HE LIKES THE KAISER CHIEFS (well he likes "Na na na na na" [the song i'm listening to now]) i'm going to make him another list of Kaiser Chiefs songs so he can tell his friends, then they can tell their friends, and so on SO THEY CAN COME TO CANADA JFC! btw on the list I requested "Time" by Pink Floyd and beside it I was like "Oh hey, The Killers did a version of this" just because.

-At the award show I wont "Most likely to serve people raw fries" and I won a thermometer. My speech was "It only happened once" and I walked off. Ew I had to dress up but the skirt I got was actually really nice. I might wear it on sat and if anyone asks I'll just say all my skinnies aren't washed, just for good measure.

-Marina fucking broke my camera, all the pictures are coming out blury and when you put the flash on it comes out dark as HALE. FML

Thats it for now. I'm going to try my best to make a Mark gif.

Oh ya, I started writing neonntiger and I story on how Dave and Brandon abducted us.

Oh ya:

A) Mark looks cute here okay!
B) Mark and Ronnie gheyness, WE MUST ALERT THE GRAND ELDERS!

Hands in my pocket, hands in my pocket, hands in my pocket

skydivingwizard — Sat, 13 Jun 2009 04:58:35 GMT

So much to tell. Well not really. This is really just a post so my biffle (ANNNNNNDDDDDDRRRREEEEEAAAAAA) can spam my post.
But do join in, it shall be ever so much fun. YOU GUISE SHOULD KNOW WHAT I LIKE BY NOW.

Just so you know purplecobras and I are now arch nemesis' but keep your friends close, and your enemies closer
BTW bb i picked out our battle costumes:

You:

Me:
I'm a bad ass Joseph Smith i guess.

I haven't much to say. I just really need cheering up, this is why mah life sucks rn:
-My dad is still in the hospital
-I am missing Vancouver like CRAZY
-On tuesday my so called 'friend' Alex not only spent the last half of our shift making fun of me but TK even though I know he likes them but he just knew it would bother me and then he to other people to join in.
-My back hurts
-I just got paid today and it went to my sister and she has a tendancy of not paying people back even though i NEED that money.

Whats good:
-I wrote on my arms with sharpies agian.
-Dave is mighty hot in the new interview

Oh and my Dave dream:
I was back stage doing this interview type thing but eveyone except Dave was asleep and he was drunk and me and him go into a play fight and we were like yelling at each other and then I asked if I could get a picture with him so she changed into this neon yellow towel but he wore it like a girl (lol) and then he dragged me to the bathroom but for some reason it was the bathroom at my house and he told the camera guy who was with me to take some picks and then Dave started doing these gay pin up girl poses and I'm just like :O the entire time but my arm was around him. It felt so real OMG i was so sad when I woke up. Seriously I could like feel the towel and him when I put my arm around him :(

I always use B/W for some reason

skydivingwizard — Tue, 09 Jun 2009 09:57:22 GMT

Just for the fun of it, I re-did pretty much all of my livejournal.

Layout by minty_peach I altered it a tiny tiny tiny bit
Header by me ("Goodnight Travel Well")
Mood theme by me (If you would like to use it ask me)
Profile image by Me

Just for the fun of it. Here's Ronnie

WHOOPS, HOWD THAT GET THERE. HEEERRRREEEESSS RONNIE.

Do you like it yes or no???

Reading deadbeatdancer journal entry made me realize how much I really miss Mr. Burrows. I wonder if he ever saw me blush at him. NGL I still have his pencil in his purse. That might sound creepy to you but if you saw this man you would understand. He was gorgeous and was so young, he is younger then Brandon plus he made science interesting and TBH I would try my best to use big words when I had to hand stuff into him and it's funny because my friend Sonya totally knew that I was trying to seem smart to him. When he drank his water it's like time took it's sweet ass time lol, and he would let us text in class AND swear. I miss school you guys, not just for Burrows or Galloway, but I really miss homework, I miss looking forward till the end of the day, I miss writing essays, I miss doing science equations, I miss finishing my social books before anyone else in the class, I miss writing about TK in english, I miss socializing with people, I miss looking forward to summer. Dont take school for granted, you never know what you have until it's gone.

It's fate I tell you

skydivingwizard — Tue, 09 Jun 2009 04:39:25 GMT

Not only did I redo my LJ (What do you think of it)

BUST DUSTLAND IS UP ON ITUNES.

I KNEW WE WOULD GET IT BEFORE

THE

U.K HAHAHAHA

DO YOU KNOW WHEN YOU ARE SO

EXCITED YOU JUST

HEAT UP WELL

YOUR BODY HEATS UP AND

YOUR MIND

IS GOING SO FAST YOU CANT EVEN

THINK. THATS WHAT I AM LIKE

RN AND

I'M TO LAZY TO CHANGE MY FONT

SIZE.

HOW DO YOU LIKE MY LJ?

Dont be afraid

skydivingwizard — Tue, 09 Jun 2009 03:39:23 GMT

WARNING. I'm redoing my journal so if it looks fucked up dont you judge me.

I'm Allison Johnson, and I approve of this message.

skydivingwizard — Mon, 08 Jun 2009 22:09:43 GMT

SHAKE IT, BUT DONT BRAKE IT
TOOK YOUR MAMMA 9 MONTHS TO MAKE IT.

NICE SOCKS DAVE, THEY'RE A ~TOTAL~ TURN ON

"Cigarette smoke in your eyessss"

skydivingwizard — Mon, 08 Jun 2009 10:18:01 GMT

You guys I hate this, it's all I can think about. I really dont want to smoke but this odd random craving is CRUSHING ME!
I'm trying to take my mind off it by thinking of The Killers and it worked...until I remembered Brandon Flowers smoking and how I WANTED one and it doesn't help that my mom is a chain smoker, and my sister smokes, and my brother smokes, and pretty much everyone on my mom side smokes. I HATE IT.

I looked up herbal cigarettes and even then it's still bad for you because smoke is still Carbon and it's still bad for you.
I need something that will take this off my mind seriously i'm not a strong of a person and I know eventually i'm going to crack.

Anything, ANYTHING AT ALL that will help. Spam me with anything, pictures, lyrics, paint drawings, interesting stories about your grandparents ANYTHING!

I'M FREKIN BEGGING YOU AND I HATE BEGGING
I hate the fact that i'm willing to give up one of my friends just for a stupid stupid craving.

I hate my friends. Repeat

skydivingwizard — Mon, 08 Jun 2009 02:59:52 GMT

I hate my friends, well I hate my friend Alex. Who is he to make me feel like a bad person JUST because I'm craving a smoke. Not even a fulll one just ONE puff but ~noooo~ if I do he will never speak to me again. A part of me wants to smoke JUST so I wont have to put up with this shit again. Plus all of my friends will treat me like a total outcast. DGMW I love the fact that they're looking out for me but, i'm not 10 years old. I'm turning 17 in October. I might look like i'm 10 but i'm getting older, I can make my own decisions and I can learn from my mistakes. I dont even want to start smoking, I just need to get it out of my system. Then Marina is giving me shit about it. SRSLY who is she to talk.

She smoked for I think 2 months because the guy she liked smoke then she started doing drugs because he did them.

Seriously some days I wish I was a hermit so I dont have to deal with them. Aren't friends suppose to support you no matter what you do.

On more important news: My heart rate just went up:

Erge to fuck: Rising!

Thats all for now. GAWD I LOVE THIS MAN AND HIS THIGHS, AND BRANDONS HANDS!!! jfc I need more of both.

"Tough love"

skydivingwizard — Sat, 06 Jun 2009 14:34:20 GMT

Good Morning starshine!

Umm my life is pretty boring so lets get to the less but still very boring stuff:

My life on Craig's List:

-Yesterday I watched "Videography with The Killers" [for the 2nd time] that first aired back in January but I still have it saved on my pvr. I dont delete things that involve TK so the oldest thing I have is them on Jimmy Kimmel back in November lol. I have the urge to watch it again NGL. Right now actually I wanna watch it, but I wont.

-I FINALLY finished watched "Live Leak: Franz Ferdinand" FINALLY after 1000 years. Well it aired the same day as Videography and I still had it paused lol. I am in such a FF mood right now! all I can think about is D/B/FF conga line.

-I saw "Drag me to hell" and honestly i'm torn. If it was a spoof on it's own then it was funny but if it was a serious movie then I think I died a bit inside. It was rather really funny OR THE WORST MOVIE I COULD EVER SEE. JUSTIN LONG WTF!
I just checked the IMDB page and WTF? everyone is saying it's amazing. I just dont see it.

-I made a song about Ronnie, actually it's just Hakuna Matata but instead of "hakuna Matata" replace Ronald Vannucci. I sware it gets stuck in your head.

Thats it for now. I hate working mornings. ♥♥♥

"CIRCLE CIRCLE CIRCLE"

skydivingwizard — Tue, 02 Jun 2009 07:42:33 GMT

Monday June 1st 2009 is a day that goes in the history books.

So much love today;

MARK STOERMER APPRECIATION MONTH FOR STARTERS!!!!

And then there is Conan. I can't believe it's only been 3 months, it felt like a life time. Honestly he's been in my life since I was 7. He is probably the reason why I am so weird and A.D.D all the time. He still has it, the circle chanting was the greatest, and OMFG RICKTER IS BACK LADIES AND GENTLEMEN!! It feels so good to have the Cone Zone back! SPF90 FTW!

I finally got around to watching the Jonathan Ross interview. You guise, sometimes it hurts to love Brandon Flowers so much. It pains me to know that there will never be someone as amazing as him.

I stuck by my word and did it you guise:

SAUSAGE FINGERS DDDDDDDDDDD: best 6 I have ever drawn in my entire life time. You can still see the orignal in red pen. FAIL

Lol Brandon must have had to change his pants after he played with The Boss. I can barely hear it though T________T that makes me a saaaaaad paanda.

OMFG Obsessed was epic as always. Love it love it LOVE IT.

DAVID BRENT KEUNING, "TAKE ME AS I AM, TAKE MY LIFE, I WOULD GIVE IT ALL, I WOULD SACRAFICE"
(Someonne please get the Bryan Adams reference PLEASE!)

Thats all I came online for. Goodnight you princes of maine, kings of new england.

"Okay you're a cab"

skydivingwizard — Sat, 30 May 2009 09:48:14 GMT

Hey there strangers ;) I HAVE SO MUCH TO SAY IT'S NOT EVEN FUNNY. I APPOLOGIZE!

Epicness:
-MY MOM BOUGHT ME A DVD PLAYER AND "SINGIN' IN THE RAIN" IN 2 DAYS. ILU HER SO MUCH. She knew how much I wanted both and she got me them just out of the blue. Oh and yesterday at like 1 in the morning she shouts for me and I come rushing through thinking something tragic happend and...:
Me: "OMG WHAT"
Her: "The Killers are on"
*Looks and it's a repeat of David Letterman"
Me:
Her: "I was just looking through and I saw them, do you want me to tape it?"

Me: ""No I still have it tapped from the last time it came on"

LOL LOVED THAT

-I spent around 250 or more today at Saphora. I swear something comes over me and I cant help myself

-Me and Marina were at moxies and I was in a very srs conversation and then I stop mid sentance and then "OMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMOGMOGM I HAVE TO TWITTER THIS OMGOMGOMGOMG THEY'RE PLAYING JOY RIDE OMGOMGOMGOMGOGMOMGOGM TWITTERING OMGOMG"
And she was like "I'm never gonna let this go lol, i'm gonna tell everyone" but IDEC BECAUSE I'M SO PROUD OF MYSELF and I was like "IDC THIS IS MY LIFE...OMG THEY HAVE A SONG CALLED "THIS IS YOUR LIFEOMG" then I im

neonntiger about it lol.

-neonntiger GOT HER DAMN BB BACK!!! SRSLY YOU GUISE! IDK about you, but epic conversations are epic, and thats what we have. Jealous I think so.

-Yesterday I feel really bad because I spammed cleanseoursouls entry so fucking hard. And it was all about Dave. Really sorry about that but deep down, you know you loved it.

-Saw Wolverine. OMFG I COULD NOT STOP BITING BY LIP. Everyone in that movie got me all hot and bothered. Then I got even more Randy because I started thinking of...well wanna take a guess lol

-I nearly died of laughing before the movie started because I was like "In America they have rats, in Alberta we have...bears" and Marina was like "Yah in America they have Rat infestations but we have bears. Walk down in the basement and "Honey, we have bears again, can you get the bear poison" Just the mental image of that made me laugh so hard. Then I said bears are cute because they have honey pots and wear red shirts with their names on it. I choked on my Evian water because of the mental image of that.

-Got my rainbow sharpies for Mark Appreciation month <3 is it just me or does the number 4 remind you of Mark?

Un epicness:
-They stopped selling my size in Brando boots :(

Well nighty night. Gonna go read the new Mark interview!!!

btw deadbeatdancer read my tweets. I had epic tweets regarding your epic tweets.

"Now theres music pants"

skydivingwizard — Thu, 28 May 2009 08:01:54 GMT

Because of Mark appreciation month coming up I decided to write that on my arm in sharpie FOR THE ENTIRE 30 DAYS OF JUNE!
I'm gonna get rainbow sharpies though so it looks pretty. Who's gonna join me?

BTW I HAVE deadbeatdancer I HAVE REPLACED POP TARTS AS MY FAVORITE FOOD. IT IS NOW FRUIT BY THE FOOT.
So next time we are being loners I'm gonna eat those instead. GOT IT!

BTW, I cant tell if I was serious or not when I said that my life goal after I turn 20 was to have sex with Dave Keuning, actually I told Marina "When i'm 20 i'm gonna jump on that band waggon, pardon the pun" I sware i'm gonna rape the cmpter screen the next time I see a picture of him.
BTW in the new Elle magazine FINALLY THEY GIVE HIM SOME CREDIT. Other magazines always mention it but they never say "If it wasn't for Dave"

BTW on a srs note.
shazza_018 I really hope your little brother is okay. That was truly tragic and heartbreaking so I'm hoping for the best ♥♥♥♥♥
He is so adorable.

1 MORE DAY PLUS 2-3 BUSINESS DAYS TILL MY BRANDO BOOTS!!! i'm gonna Brandafie the shiznit out of them.

Is it sad that the thing that got me through today was Keuning thighs????

Anyways I love my flist! I already posted this on neonntiger page but here is just a recap

Could they BE any gheyer. Brandon you can wear that neckerchief Tanners made you, and Ronnie you can wear those shoes you share with Lisa BUT YOU'RE NOT FOOLONG ANYONE! ha they're even ghey in my mood theme.