skittledboxes

Now up to the third generation @ smalldeserttown

2011-08-06T07:29:34Z

Week 4
Week 5
Week 6 (Part 1) (Part 2) (Part 3)

Week 1 - Week 2 - Week 3
Quick boring monthly recaps to catch up on main points

Decal ideas?

2011-08-01T11:24:10Z

Ages ago I made some dinosaur decals for the FT caterpillar decal mesh, and I've been thinking of making a few different decals. Does anyone have picture requests or ideas that I could try to use to make some more?

Small Desert Town

2011-08-01T09:56:28Z

So I've been updating my prosperty more! Catch up on all the updates so far:

Week One
Week Two
Week Three
Week Four

jsyk

2011-07-08T04:59:58Z

I've started up a new prosperity which I'm posting at smalldeserttown.

First update is here.

No name legacy updates

2010-11-12T01:39:29Z

Read hidden_kitten's final round robin installments for gen 3 to meet the new heir I will be playing!

3.1 and 3.2

The Legacy with no name 2.4

2010-09-12T00:29:58Z

hidden_kitten has updated the legacy! Read it right here!

The Legacy with no name 2.3

2010-08-31T12:55:17Z

Salem: And that's the story of how my real daddy was taken away by the mothership

Blair: I liked the part where he wet himself, best.

Jobyn: It's ok Merlin, you'll turn into a good witch in no time :D

Merlin: muwahaha I'm so evil, they're all falling into my evil plans

Arrikus: I'm baaaaack

Arrikus: What the Hell has she done to my kids

Blair: SO HEY IS IT TRUE YOU'RE SOME KIND OF CREATURE OF THE NIGHT?

Arrikus: No! I'm a person too, just like you. With feelings!

Merlin: That burglr is still around. We're not safe until he is caught!

Merlin: If I ever see him, I'll kick him in the balls.

Blair: My daddy is the best witch ever
Merlin: Mum's evil witch friend is the best witch ever

Salem: Hey come look at this toad I found
Merlin: I don't see a toad

Salem: HA I DO, ALL OVER YOUR FACE

Salem: haha you're a toad face! Toad face! Toad face!

Cedric: Shhh everyone, the Bold and the Simless is about to start!

Salem: I wonder what Merlin's spell book is about....

Book: OM NOM NOM

Salem: FINE I'll just find that chapter in my own book.

Merlin: These green boils really ruin the effect of my scary evil witch skin >:(

Blair: zzz daddy is so awesome zzzz

Merlin: Hi there uglies :D

Campbell: Is he staring at my tits?

Campbell: No silly hats for me thx

Campbell: without the hat... you could really use some muscle definition

Salem: WELL THEN I'M JUST GOING TO TELL EVERYONE AT SCHOOL YOU'RE A COLD FRIGID BITCH SO THERE ;D

Campbell: Have you heard about all of the mysterious lamps appearing on people's doorsteps lately??

Salem: You know I could rub your lamp the right way ;)
Campbell: Sorry, this cold frigid bitch says no

Jobyn: Wow these new TVs really make the watching experience lifelike. I swear I can feel the warmth of the lava.

Jobyn: Oh mail lady! I haven't seen you since yesterday! It feels like it's been aaaaaages
Mail lady: Sorry, gotta run, but I will call you!

Jobyn: With all that snow, you should really wear something other than shorts it's so cold out there... but so warm in my house...

Jobyn: Mmmm I fancy a nice well-cooked meal

Cedric: HOLY SHIT OUR KITCHEN BURNT DOWN

Jobyn: WHEN DID THIS HAPPEN

Never fear, the twins are here to rescue... what's left.

Blair: My dad is the world's most awesomest witch ever :D

Blair: He's in his secret spell room summoning our cleaning lady right now :o

Blair: And she'll clean this mess for us so we don't have to do a thing!

Sondra: What a hot piece of ass.....

Gypsy: They will never see me creepin here

Gypsy: And they'll never see me behind this door

Gypsy: Hey little boy jump in

LOL JK

Jobyn: What is this, i don't even ...
Genie: I AM THE ALL POWERFUL GENIE!!!!!

Jobyn: Wel.. I would like a new kitchen :D

~ta-da~

And just in time for everyon's birthday!

Elder Jobyn

Adult Merlin

And Salem? You'll just have to wait until hidden_kitten's turn at this round robin ;)
Keep an eye on her sims journal allsims for the next update and thanks for reading!

Featured sims:
Arrikus by from_wonder
Sondra by bondchick_nett
Campbell by charterzard

The Legacy with no name 2.2

2010-08-21T15:57:24Z

Arrikus: idk whose wedding this is D:

Why, it's Jobyn's and Cedric's :D

Merlin: My block tower brings my brother to the yard

Mrlin: Damn straight, it's better than his

At least wait to consummate your marriage when the kids are in bed o_o

Salem: YOU DID NOT SEE DADDY'S PEEPEE DROP OFF

Cedric: I think I hear the maillady

Cedric: Wait, that sounds like Salem. SALEM IS THE MAIL LADY?!

Salem: Told you daddy's pee pee didn't roll under the table!

Lorri: I like you a lot, Jobyn :D

Jobyn: Well I really like you :D

The Bold and the Simless makes riveting viewing.

Lorri: I can't believe that River went and kissed Cliff behind her sister's back!!

Cedric: And when Cliff doesn't even know who the mother of his baby is!

Booyeah. Now they can afford a nursery ;)

Lorri: Wow Jobyn, I really like your hair with that outfit :D

Cedric: I should probably do something D:

Salem: C'mon, I'll give you a free hit :D

Merlin: Naww that's no fun

Salem: Pooper

Merlin: IT'S MORE FUN TO RIP YOUR NOSE RIGHT OFF YOUR FACE

Cedric: And the moral of the story is to not play on roads or you will be run over like Little Johnny

Someone should share that story with Mummy.

Cedric: SO HEY LEO are you good at acting because my wife needs all these friends and I'd need you to pretend to-

Leo: NO I DON'T THINK SO

Well heyyy it's a baby. It's a boy, called Blair.

Merlin: BUT I WANTED A PUPPY

I love it when the baby is born near 6pm so the birthday comes around quickly :D

cuuuuuuuuuuute

And and and and and elf ears :D

Jobyn: Welcome to my home Cooper :D I only share it with people I really like :D
Cooper: Aww I've never been liked before :3

Jobyn: My husband wears a funny hat. Don't stare at it for too long, it makes him selfconscious.

Cooper: He's not the father of your oldest boys is he? They look like they're the spawn of a creature of the night.
Jobyn: I am not listening to this, I will prove that Cedric is their father.

Jobyn: Why hello ;P

Cooper: Well this is awkward

BIG BOY BIRTHDAYS.

Salem.

Popularity/Cheese

Merlin.

Er... Pleasure/Fortune. Or Maybe Romance, not Pleasure. Pretty sure it was Pleasure.

Well, that's more pleasing :D

Cedric: Higgeldy piggeldy my black hen

COWABUNGA

Merlin isn't happy with just being a good witch so he studies the Dark Path.

Cedric: DO YOU NEED GLASSES? YOU'RE READING EVERYTHING WRONG.

Arrikus: I'm ready to play red hands now :D
Jobyn: Ummm idk where your hands have been

Salem: I HAVE BEEN WAITING MY WHOLE LIFE FOR THIS YOU CHEATING SCUMBAG

Blair grew up yay~

Arrikus: He's not mine too is he?!

Cedric: Alla Peanut Butter Sandwiches!

Ariikus: omg the mother ship is calling for me. I'M COMING HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOME

~gone~

Merlin: muwaahahaha I am so evil

Merlin: You will never stop my evil plans~

Featured sims:
Arrikus by from_wonder
Leo by slyndsey
Lorrie by undecidedkid
Cooper by hjsnapepm

The Legacy with no name 2.1

2010-08-03T03:07:53Z

Jobyn is still on the quest to find lots of friends

Jobyn: I really like you, Random Bartender :D

She still finds time to keep up with her other friends though ...

Jobyn: ummmm......no Cedric, I haven't let anyone else travel my forbidden roads ..... why don't you come over and I can prove it to you D:

Arrikus: Is that guy ...

Arrikus: Why yes he is!

Arrikus: Ahh it feels good to know I'm not the only with one with fashion sense

And Cedric moves in.

Jobyn: Wannabe friends? :D

Patrick: I think I'm going to need a few beers for this

It's always polite to ignore your houseguests

Jobyn: PREGNANT ALREADY?!

Jobyn: Owww my tummy hurts am I in labour? D:

Penguin: You're not this burglar fellow I've been hearing about around here are you?

Generation 2 rules of the awesimsauce legacy must dabble in magic, so I figure Cedric needs to practice a bit to not lose any ~powers~ ;)

bibbity-bobbity-boo~

Spending all their money on house decorating meant they couldn't afford food

Cedric: omg that was my great-grandmother's quilt ;_;
Jobyn: I can make you a new one :D

STOP! BABY TIME

Jobyn: Please let it be Cedric's ....

Jobyn: Ohhhh it's a green baby.... well this is embarrassing

Twice over D:

Cedric: Aww he looks like my great-grandmother :X

Babies: both boys. Salem and Merlin.

Jobyn: Well I better have HIS baby so he'll never leave me :D

With two babies, there's not much time for cleaning, so Cedric calls upon some help.

Which is really quite creepy o_o

They still dig to fund their expenses.

Jobyn: My other witch friend called today. She wants to know when she can meet our sons :D
Cedric: :|

BIRTHDAY YAY

I can't remember who is who... I think the black haired one is Salem and the brown haired is Merlin.

Merlin is good friends with the toilet.

We dig dig dig dig dig dig dig from early morn till night
We dig dig dig dig dig dig dig up everything in sight
We dig up diamonds by the score
A thousand rubies, sometimes more
But we don't know what we dig 'em for
We dig dig dig a-dig dig

Merlin: MUMMY DO YOU LIKE ME PLEASE LIKE ME

Jobyn: Of course I like you :D ~~how else do you expect me to reach my lifelong goal~~

He still does this.

AND WE HAVE ANOTHER ONE. This is bff #6 I think.

Jobyn: I LIKE YOU :D

Heidi: WTF HAVE YOU BEEN SNIFFING, WE JUST MET

We're in desperate need of more cleaning around here

Uh oh

Jobyn: I thought he really liked me :(

Moon: HI ARE YOU THE ONE ARRIKUS DUMPED?

Moon: C'mon I just want to be friends :(

A desperate need for more food.

But by the time it could be used, it was too late D:

Cedric: ~I put a spell on youuu~

KABLAM

~guess who's back~

Cedric: Before you go dying of hunger again, will you marry me??? :D
Jobyn: Of course :D

Jobyn: BUT LET'S CELEBRATE ONCE WE GET THIS FIRE OUT

Featured sims:
Arrikus and Heidi by from_wonder
Patrick by bunheadsbuns
Moonbeam by sims_by_izza

The legacy without a name 1.1

2010-07-28T14:12:23Z

I've just gotten back into the game so hidden_kitten and I decided to do a round robin legacy together. But we didn't know what to call it so there is no last name. EVERYONE IS COOL LIKE MADONNA AND CHER.

This will be a pixel_trade legacy, and to keep things interesting we're using the generation rules from awesimsauce but without the colours.

So here is our founder, Jobyn.

She is the child of my selfsim (Jo) and hidden_kitten's selfsim (Robyn). We named her like Brangelina and shit.

Popularity/Romance. Her LTW is to have 20 best friends. ugh.

10 nice points. She's shy... idr the rest. WHO CARES.

Jobyn is your friendly neighbourhood person.

Jobyn: I like you, Arrikus :D

Jobyn: I like you, Eugenia :D

Arrikus: OH HEY I THINK ROBBERS ARE COOL DON'T YOU THINK THEY'RE COOL THEY HAVE COOL OUTFITS

Jobyn: Bitch YOU FUCKING CRAZY o_o

Jobyn: I just moved to town because I wanted--

Arrikus: Are you going to burgle my house?

Jobyn: No, I just want to make friends!!!

Arrikus: You're really hot :D

Jobyn: Does that mean we can play red hands? :D
Arrikus: No, I don't want you to steal my bling >:(

Jobyn: But I really like you ...

Jobyn: A lot ...... :D

Jobyn: So....... red hands? :D
Arrikus: NO

Jobyn: I like you :D

Jobyn: I like you, Eugenia :D

Arrikus: Hey remember me, you like me too :D

Arrikus: I will hug you, and pet you...

Arrikus: And I will keep you warm like a mother hen, so you will never feel rejected or lack for love.

Jobyn: Does this mean we can play red hands? :D
Arrikus: No

Jobyn: HEY POTENTIAL NEW BEST FRIEND WAIT UP

Jobyn: I like you :D

Moonbeam: Damn straight you do!

Eugenia: I like you, Jobyn :D

Jobyn: And I like you, Eugenia :D

I am not used to all this niceness, and for those who have read my previous legacies, you may understand since my sims were mostly I HATE YOU YOU SUCK FUCK YOU.

Since Jobyn couldn't afford any furniture, I sent her out to eat except at the cafe she had to make her own hotdogs. Which she burnt. Yum.

I hope you don't end up picking the wrong pockets to pick Mr Charlatan ;)

Jobyn: I like your funny looking hat :D

The evil witch left by morning and then the good witch showed up.

Jobyn: OMG DON'T LOOK NOW I THINK THERE'S A GHOST.

Cedirc: ARE YOU AN IDIOT? That wasn't a ghost
Jobyn: Oh please, I KNOW WHAT I SAW.

We need to get money somehow, so we dig.

Or maybe not.

Jobyn: Ohhhh I don't know where I'm going to get money from if I don't have a job D:

Jobyn: LOOK I DON'T WANT TO GET A JOB OK CAN'T YOU SEE THAT GEEZ

Arrikus: Can you believe that Eugenia thinks you like her LOL WHAT A FREAK

Arrikus: EW YOU STINK

To bathe, she needs to go to the pet park.

Back home, Jobyn calls all the sims she's met to boost relationship levels.

But I accidentally clicked on "invite over" for the good witch (it really needs to be the second option when you call a sim...)

Cedric: So what did that evil bitch want?

Jobyn: Oh her paper was stolen and she wanted to know how magic dust was doing on the stock market today

Digging for treasure fail

Well that's one down, nineteen to go!

Jobyn: I like you. A lot :D

Well, that really is a lot.

Arrikus: If I thoughtfully dispose of this trash, I wonder if she will sleep with me again?

I guess she will.

Jobyn: I really like teddy bears
Arrikis: I really baths with naked women ...

Jobyn: I like barbeques on summer evenings ....
Arrikus: I like women in teddies.....

Jobyn: I wish could afford a barbeque...
Arrikus: I like barbeques.....
Dog: DID SOMEONE SAY BARBEQUE?!

Dog: ALRIGHT GIVE ME ALL YOUR SAUSAGES AND STEAKS AND NO ONE GETS HURT

How can I deny love?

Jobyn: I like you THIS MUCH :D
Cedric: WOW THAT'S A LOT :D

~and there they fell in love~

Featured sims:
Arrikus - from_wonder
Eugenia - snapun
Moonbeam - sims_by_izza

ps new sims for download @ skittledsims

[TS3] I made a few more patterns!

2009-07-26T08:39:17Z

[DOWNLOAD]
How to install

TS3 patterns~

2009-07-19T05:29:17Z

After a lot of fiddling, I figured out how to make some patterns for TS3. Certainly not anything OHWOWAMAZING but hey, I like variety and more patterns the merrier. Thought I'd upload them in case anyone is interested in them or w/e.

They come under the fabric and geometric categories.

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How to install

Mini pic spam

2009-07-10T07:22:30Z

I wanted to try the Klepto King challenge that's on MTS. (sorry for the spam if you already saw this in simsthree ;P

Sven, our klepto sim, tries to hit up his first victims. One of which is invisible o_o

When that didn't work out, Sven went to try and hit up the visible people. But the old man doesn't think kindly to these funky kids in the black ;_;

Invisible guy: Shit I've lost my disguise
Sven: So yeah that guy inside is /mean/

Yeah, so Sven has the tendency to bore people to death oopz

Across the road...

Sven: Yeah so that old guy across the street is /mean/

(no one really cares, 4srs)

BOO I'M A BURGLAR

then my game kind of crashed ;_;

The Willcox Legacy Round Robin Part 3

2009-06-28T02:53:10Z

Ian: So, what happens when you light a match?

Sadie: BOOM!

Whitney exists too~

After potty training Sadie, Fanny disposes of the potty mess

I'm not sure what I should be concerned about most.

1. That Fanny thinks potty mess belongs on the floor
2. That Fanny is stupid enough to not figure out that it smells because she just dumped it on the floor
3. Sadie's pewpies is made up of random garbage.

My guess Fanny is just getting a little forgetful in her old age.

You're a middle aged mummy now Fanny. Get used to being a frump!!!!!

Fanny: thanks for taking me out for my birthday!

Fanny: It was so brave of you to take me to the pool!

Fanny: OMG LOOK THE WATER IS BEHIND YOU

Birthdays are special occasions, so who wouldn't wear their best dress for a birthday swim!

Fanny: OOOOOOOOOOHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH I BROUGHT THE WATER MONSTER HOME WITH ME

Fanny: Just a second, he's stuck in my ear

It's another birthday!

THE TOY BOX ATE THE BABY

Postman: OMG IT'S A CRYING BABY RUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN

Another birthday (get used to it)

lol chubby

She's cute~

Sadie: omfg there's a pole trying to go up my arse

...I think it may have ended up her arse anyway

Fanny: is he STILL just a paper boy???

Fanny: Yeah so, you weren't home earlier, and so I used your toothbrush...

FIRE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I don't know how, but Fanny managed to figure out how to put the fire out. Then she wanted to do something relaxing, so I hired a babysitter.

We all think your outfit sucks bb, you're not alone.

SDFGFGH JJTHJKUMF MORON

~meanwhile~

Fanny: YOU BRING ME MY FREE FOOD, YOU HEAR?!?!

All the family eats is cake, so I shouldn't be surprised that they're all fatties.

Come /on/ I know there are other leftovers in there.

Sadie: Outside the space of my fingers, you do not exist.

THREE IN TWO DAYS WHAT

So, it was Sadie's birthday.

She's a little watermelon gurlllll~

Look at that pudge.

My, this is an interesting specimen...

STOP IT. WITH THE CAKE

Sadie: YAY MORE CAKE

Too much cake = why you're still fat

hawt~ she also rolled Virtuoso

Fanny: Yeah so my bathroom is dirty, I'll need to get the kid to clean it

Whitney does as she's told.

Whitney: fml

ugh

I thought it was about time little Rudolph the Lady Beetle was released. except I kind of thought that Fanny would release him OUTSIDE.

Whitney visits a friend after a school and does her homework at his house.

Whitney: HEY I LOOK LIKE /YOUR/MOM/

How much cake can be left? O_O

The local diner invited the family to participate in an eating contest

lol beaten by a kid.

..............what

Fanny: HEY I CAN'T GET IN MY BED WHAT'S GOING ON

Oh I don't know. Maybe it has something to do WITH THE WALL.

Another birthday = more cake :(

Whitney: yay more cake

She's still fat. And she rolled Unflirty.

Apparently, being unflirty means you have trouble openeing drawers?? ok EA.

Whitney: I have such a beautiful complexion~

Work that boby baby

Whitney invited her school friend over to her house.

Whitney: My house is better than yours. We have cake.

Sadie spent the whole afternoon hanging out by herself on the school playground.

Until the cops showed up

IAN WAS VERY ANGRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ian: Where did i go wrong in my parenting???

Whitney: Do I really have to answer that??

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We're coming close to the next generation that dothesmustle will be taking over. So who should be heir??

Sadie Willcox

Traits: Artistic, Brave, Couch Potato, Virtuoso.
Favourites: sandwiches, pop music,pink.

Whitney Willcox

Traits: Absent Minded, Easily Impressed, Hates Outdoors, Unflirty.
Favourites: Kiddie music, french toast, white.

View Poll: Heir poll

The Willcox Legacy Round Robin Part 2

2009-06-14T01:38:28Z

After her disastrous night in the catacombs, Fanny went out to the park.

And she saw HIM.

Ian is the catch of the year.

Fanny: I can feed you so much cake!!

Fanny: So what do you say?? *fishy faces*
Ian: Uhhh I'd like to see the cake first....

Fanny: But but b... not even a little kiss?
Ian: ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm no

So, Fanny invited him to her place for CAKE.

Fun indeed.

Fanny: Now that you're here. LET'S HAVE BABIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ian: .....................................

Fanny retreated to the bathroom where Ian returned the creeps.

Fanny: THIS IS THE POOPING ROOM. YOU DO NOT COME INTO THE POOPING ROOM WHEN I AMABOUT TO POOP.

Outside the pooping room, everying is A-OK

Stink is so hot in bed.

Fanny: LOOK MISTER. NOW THAT YOU'RE STAYINGHERE, YOU CAN WASH THE DAMN DISHES.

Fanny: And you can take out the garbage too.

Fanny: My period is late DO YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS??

Fanny: I ate too many watermelons and now one is growing inside of me :O

Fanny: I should probably buy some good detergent because I hear watermelon juice can stain

We took a stroll down to the back for some fresh air~

And then one of the Landgraabs started hitting on the little babby o_o

Fanny: IF YOU WANT TO DO THAT BUDDY, YOU CAN PUT A BIG ROCK ON MY FINGER, GOT IT.

Fanny: So I found out I'm really having a baby, not a watermelon.
Ian: Damn, a baby is going to stink worse than my socks.

SHE FOUND OUT JUST IN THE NICK OF TIME.

Fanny races to the hospital.

Ian catches up on the latest kids' shows.

...................

It was a girl. Sadie. She has the Artistic and Brave traits. She likes sandwiches, pop music and pink.

Fanny: Here is our daughter, Ian.
Ian: Are you sure you're the mother?

Fanny: So sure, we should get married ;D ;D ;D

~and they did~

Fanny: RIGHT, NOW YOU CAN CLEAN THOSE DIRTY DISHES

oops

Fanny: Where Is Ian, my TV is brokennnn I can't watch annoying shows ;_;

Ian: You look very ~beautiful~ today

Fanny: ARE YOU KIDDING? I AM EXHAUSTED, MY BACK HURTS, AND YOU STILL HAVEN'T DONE ANY OF THOSE DISHES.

At least he cleans up the baby

Good thing, because it's her birthday today~

IT'S ALSO A BIRTHING DAY

Fanny: I don't remember this hapening before?

And we have another girl~ Whitney. ~~Whose stats I cannot remember :D~~. She is Absent Minded and Easily Impressed. She likes Kiddie music, french toast, and white.

The Willcox Legacy: Round Robin chapter 1

2009-06-07T00:26:37Z

This is what we're up against: Fanny Willcox and all of her traits.

She's not too impressed about this legacy deal.

Fanny: HA I'LL DESTROY MY HOUSE. THAT WILL SHOW YOU!

Time to work it bb. You need some skillz.

Fanny: Hey I just moved here, would you mind showing me around?~

Thornton: Well this is the public toilet.

Fanny: OH COOL HEY WHAT'S THIS

Fanny: IT LOOKS SO DELICIOUS!

Fanny: omnomnomnom
Thornton: *throws up in his mouth a little*

Fanny: Won't you be my ghetto superstar?
Thornton: Uhh I'm married

And that woman over there is his wife, and she must have had a tip-off from Gossip Girl that her man was being hit on~

Thornton: Oh shit, let me find a paper bag to cover my head and maybe she won't recognise me.

Fanny: BYE THORNY! CALL ME!

Fanny: I hope he calls ;_;

Fanny: I bet his wife is like ner ner ner ner

Fanny: And then she'd be like wah wah wah wah wah

Fanny: If you're horny lets do it. I can ride your pony

Thornton: I'm already here~

Thornton: Do you accept cash or credit?

Fanny: Just hold my hand for a little while
Thornton: That's not what I come here for >:(

Thornton:Ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm are you ok there?

Fanny: oshit um... I just uh... dropped my diamond in here...

See! She found it too.

Fanny: So.. do you think the sun wears sunglasses when it gets too hot?
Thornton: No... not really...
Fanny: oh

Thornton: Hey do you watch Supernatural?

Fanny: Yeah! Metallicar would look so much better painted red.

Don't lie Fanny. You watch kids' shows. (and this one gives me the creeps)

Real diamonds look nicer than rocks, so Fanny sends it away to be cut.

That red plumbbob means Fanny is hungry. What a great time to start an eating contest!

Go fanny~ go Fanny~ go go go fanny~

Lisa: YOU SHOULD BE WEARING MORE APPROPRIATE CLOTHES TO FANCY FRENCH CAFES >:(

Fanny: blah blah blah blah

Townie: BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO YOU WHORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRE

I think the whore is behind you...

Fanny needs a friend.

This is Rudolph the Red Backed Ladybug.

Fanny: Did you bring me flowers?

Thornton: Nope, but I brought me :D

Fanny invited him to sleep over, where they held hands.

Massaged.

Leapt into each others' arms.

But...

Fanny: I want your babies

Fanny: I promise I won't roast them

Thornton: I am ruining my marriage for this?

Fanny: Ummm......................yes?

Fanny: I hope that was the right thing to say..........

Such a creepy show :(

Fanny: So how 'bout we make the sexy time??
Thornton: OSHIT NO

Fanny: So. um. How do you like my house?

Fanny: Your car looks sexy in my driveway?

Fanny: LOOK OK I'LL STOP ALL THE BABY TALK

Fanny: You just have to do one little thing for me......

Fanny: Marry me? :D

Thornton: lolwut

Thornton: This one is batshit crazy!

Thornton: I uh... g2g sry

Feeling bitterly depressed, Fanny went to the one place that matched her mood.

She heard the catacombs call her name~

Poor Fanny :(

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Swimsuits for girls!

2009-05-09T12:22:54Z

Trying to find different swimwear for all of my girl sims is hard when I barely have any to choose from. So I made 12 of my own :D

4 x plain colours
8 x patterns

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All files compressorised and labelled so you can delete what you don't want. On a base game mesh. On some of the patterned ones, the seams don't quite match up on the sides but w/e. I tried ok :(

Elf face template replacement

2009-03-15T07:30:14Z

I made this agesagesagesagesages and agesagesages ago, but I kinda gave up on the project and lost my files, BUT I FOUND ONE and thought I might just throw it out there because why not.

So. Under the cut is some pics and the linky of my elf face template replacement.

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This face replaces face #26, the elf face. MAKE SURE TO ONLY HAVE ONE FACE REPLACEMENT PER FACE IN YOUR GAME ETC ETC OR EXPECT EXPLOSIONS.

Maxis couch retextures!

2009-03-02T07:22:45Z

I decided to try out some object recolours, so be warned, these are some of my first tries ;P

17x retextures of the couch Coming up roses, which I'm pretty sure is a base game couch (please correct me if I'm wrong). It's one of the cheapy couches (see it in the preview pic below)

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Thankyou inkspottedtea and hexiigon for your guidance~ ♥

Download: Sims and Paintings (again!)

2009-03-01T10:10:31Z

I have uploaded some more sims over on skittledsims (Noel, Dawn, Kateh, Daz, Ira).

And under the cut, I have more painting recolours. Some are actual paintings, and others are of sims.

11x posters of sexy female sims (TSS mesh) :: features sims from sim_spam members
5x pop art (Glamour Stuff mesh)
9x house and scenery paintings (applehead lady mesh... I think it's base game??)
6x family photos of sims :: features sims from sim_spam members (I'm sure this is a base game mesh too)

They *should* all be compressorised.

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Thankyou to those people who let me use their pics for the paintings ~~that I said I was making months ago~~. I have another set of sim photos I'm working on, but they keep fucking up so they're a work in progress~

Skittlebox is surrounded by idiots 2.1

2009-02-22T04:40:58Z

An ISBI, starring my selfsim~

Robin: I have read the kama sutra~

/sexilicious/

skittlebox: i don't think we'll try putting flag poles up my cooch again

Robin: We have no money, we are so poor, my life is over ;_;

skittlebox: Well, I better not tell her we're pregnant then...

skittlebox: Would a shiny new ring make it better :D

Robin: ~hypnotised~

And a quickie wedding /just because/

Dear diary,
One day, I would like a beautiful chess table on which I can play chess~

skittlebox: OHNOES THE REPOMAN WILL READ MY DIARY AND COME AND PLOT TO STEAL MY CHESSTABLE

Damn fortune sims. It was only a curtain.

Robin: These spots don't match with the walls, this is /outrageous/

skittlebox: ohai matchmaker

skittlebox: yes, we are having a new addition to our family

skittlebox: NO YOU CANNOT SELL IT ON THE BLACK MARKET

skittlebox: ..can't.... reach ... delicious... food...

Robin: PLEASE OH PLEASE MR GRIM LET ME SAVE HER BECAUSE I CAN ONLY BE TOLD WHAT TO DO ONCE, AND I CANNOT WASTE IT

Yeah, who needs to eat after dying from starvation? NOT ME.

STOP

IT'S BABBY TIME.

Fuckers :(

Two girls. One with each skin tone, and eye colour. A good genetic mix~ their names are Petal and Bee.

Robin: Mmmm babbyque meat sandiwches, my favourite

Robin: pew these babbies are going mouldy

Robin: Mmm babby with cheese and dip

(it was their birthday, by the way)

Robin: Here you go little girl, eat up and get nice and plump

This is Bee. You can tell by the stripes.

This is Petal; pretty in pink.

If this is how ISBI children act, I think I can handle it.

Robin: This food right in front of me is making me hungry

Robin: *baby vomits*

Petal is very serious about her drawing and keeps going and going and going like the energiser bunny until she stinks

Petal: PLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEASE MUMMY #2 CHANGE ME

Bee: PLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEASE MUMMY #2 FEED ME

Petal goes back to the drawing board. Bee tries to feed herself via eating her dollies.

Then she tries out the toilet scum.

Working all day and then having to look after the children takes its toll :(

Well awesomesauces~

Robin: I FEEL A BABY COMING.

She had a boy, Slug. He's not really important.

After finally getting my LTW job, I'm fired. ~~stupid chance card~~. Luckily, it comes back up on the computer.

Birthday time again~

Here is Petal.

Here is Petal having missed the couch.

Here is Bee.

Here is Bee having missed the couch.

Is there a magnet in that spot or something?

Petal: /LISTEN/ MOTHER, YOU /WILL/ PLAY WITH ME OK.

~lol Slug's birthday~

Petal: Video games suck. They rot your brain with their lack of education material

Petal: NOW BLOCKS! THEY ARE AWESOME GAMES! And very educational.

Petal: WHY IS MY SISTER SO DUMB AND UNEDUCATED, I AM NOT RELATED TO HER

Robin: OMG my children are fighting, what should I do???

skittlebox: Let's makeout bb~

Current Legacy Stats:
Torch-Holders(founders/heirs): 1
Perma-Plat Sims: 0
Shrink Visits: 1
Social Bunny Visits: 0
Fires: 1
Self-Wettings: 0
Pass-Outs: 3
Fights: 1
Deaths: 1
Social Worker Visits: 0
Alien Abductions: 0

Sims for download

2009-02-11T18:07:39Z

New sims up @ skittledsims!

Including Wakefield and Charmicheal sims. The Brites and sims from my prosperity.

SKITTLEBOX IS SURROUNDED BY IDIOTS 1.1

2009-02-01T10:02:08Z

An ISBI, starring my selfsim~

Who wants to check out the new house, when you can /sniff/ /flowers/

They must have smelt a little dry, because then she started watering

And was mopping when the sole member of the welcome wagon showed up...

(it was dothesmustle's FC3 entry. Her name is Fleur~)

Fleur: WE NEED TO BLOW THOSE MOTHER FUCKERS RIGHT INTO SPACE
skittlebox: FUCK YES

My selfsim happens to be a lesbian. Perhaps this fellow flower sniffer, who is named after flowers, is her soul mate~

skittlebox: Can I lock you in my basement and keep you forever and ever and ever?

...only a bit creepy

Fleur: I really should check my weight graphs before I eat these /fattening/ lunch meat sandwiches. Or I will get /fat/

Mmm flowers

skittlebox: You so sexy sniffing those flowers bb
Fleur: Eww that is /groce/

Old man: Heyyy I wonder if there'll be hot lesbian action

Mmm crotch.

I know I'm a bitch, but not the BUM SNIFFING DOG KIND

Fleur: You know, you're really hot

skittlebox COOL CAN WE ~TOUCH~?
Fleur: /GROCE/

Fleur: No really. I am a /girl/. You are a /girl/.

When in doubt, sniff flowers.

And then mop them til their death

Chaz: No one is as awesome as me

(Chaz is hidden_kitten's FC3 entry)

skittlebox: LOL YOU HAVE BOOGERS HANGING OUT YOUR NOSE
Chaz: Awesome people never have hanging boogers

Chaz: JUST BECAUSE I AM AWESOME IS NO REASON TO MAKE FUN OF MY BOOGERS

skittlebox: I BET MY BOOGER COLLECTION IS BIGGER THAN YOURS

WHUT

skittlebox: HELLO?? TESTING?? TESTING TESTING ONE TWO THREE

My FC3 entry: MAKE HER STOP SHE IS SO RUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUDE

skittlebox: LOL THIS GUY HAD /BOOGERS/ IN HIS NOSE

skittlebox: Your arm, it is so smooth and ~sensual~

Fleur: My arm is not for girls~

skittlebox: Please help me, my heart is /breaking/

Fleur: GET OFF ME, I AM LEAVING.

But she is more than happy to come back the next day

Fleur: Why am I here.

Why thank you.

This argument about eye charts reminded me that I didn't give my selfsim glasses.

They are sexy and match her work outfit nicely.

skittlebox: Do you like my new glassses?
Fleur: I don't really go for four eyes...

Fleur: She's not grinding on my leg, is she? D:

Walk-bys giving bonuses, yusssssss.

skittlebox HEY LET'S DANCE :D

Townie: She's not grinding on my leg, is she? D:

skittlebox: WHY ARE YOU GIRLS SUCH TWO FACED BITCHES PLAYING GAMES?

Townie: I'm just in it for the date gifts lol~

skittlebox: Help me mathmaker, you're my only hope.

Matchmaker: This is Robin; not to be confused with Robyn aka hidden_kitten

skittlebox: Watering my flowers; a woman after my own heart

skittlebox: Do I have to ask her? They always reject me :(

Robin: OSHIT SHE'S GRINDING YES :|

Robin: The cloth on these sleeves is so ~soft~

Robin: Flowers are so awesome, I love flowers.

Flowers are such a turn on

Robin: Mmmmmmmmmm I wouldn't mind a nice roast ~~babby~~

So, Robin moves in, and I can start doing ISBI things, like not control the household, oooo~

Which means watching her set the house on fire :|

GET UP GET UP GET UP

THE PHONE IS NOT OVER THERE

DO NOT WALK AWAY FROM THE PHONE

FINE, PUT IT OUT /YOURSELF/

Maybe you shouldn't put in so much oil next time.

Current Legacy Stats:
Torch-Holders(founders/heirs): 1
Perma-Plat Sims: 0
Shrink Visits: 0
Social Bunny Visits: 0
Fires: 1
Self-Wettings: 0
Pass-Outs: 0
Fights: 0
Deaths: 0
Social Worker Visits: 0
Alien Abductions: 0

My selfsim is a heartless /WHORE/

2009-01-22T12:24:07Z

My selfsim meets hidden_kitten's selfsim.

skittlebox: Your chilli farts smell like POO SMELL

hidden_kitten MY FARTS SMELL THE FRESHEST IN ALL THE LAND~
skittlebox: Bitch you are /deluded/

hidden_kitten: Kiss my poo smelling butthole

skittlebox: We could bottle up all your green fumes, AND NUKE THIS CITY

But don't you go stinking up the workplace, now!

skittlebox: EXCUSE ME, BUT YOUR STUPID BITCH CHILDREN ARE /IN MY WAY/

skittlebox: MMM THESE HOT DOGS ARE DERICIOUS
hidden_kitten's stepson: Stomach. Empty. Of. Dericious. Hotdogs.

skittlebox: Geez, the hot dog is only burnt /a little/, nothing to cry about.

hidden_kitten's dog: GTFO

~ the next day ~

skittlebox: HI hidden_kitten's HUSBAND CAN I TALK TO YOUR SON THAT I DIDN'T EVEN MEET WHEN I WAS OVER PLS.

The Brite Legacy; 3.2

2009-01-16T20:07:05Z

Last time: dothesmustle joined the family, and there were children born.

I was going to send Canary to uni, but she started cleaning everything, so I figured she'd be useful for a bit.

~romantic~

And then dothesmustle heads to her other love.

Uma: Isn't the sun lovely?

Whisp: Noooo RAIN AND STORMS! RAIN AND STORMS!
Uma: Maybe just... some little clouds?
Whisp: NOOOO!

dothesumstle: Heyyy you, coming to the wedding
Townie: Dressed like that? :O

OJ: God, why did she have to get dressed?

This wedding is jumping~

IN YO' FACE

Stress? :/

Spark: Won't someone please stop the violence ;_;

Canary started wasting space, so bye bye

Uma's work friend: YOU SUCK AS A MOTHER

Uma's work friend: BOOO TAKE THEM AWAY

This is supposed to be better parenting? o_O

Not a good time....

OJ: YOU TOOK MY BABBY

Aww so cute :D

Spark: Say no to violence ;_;

JAZZ HANDS

YAY BIRTHDAY

I like her :D

Pleasure/?
4-1-10-3-7

And she grew some balls in her older age

HOW IS BABBY FORMED

Oh Sparky, you're so fine~

MOAR BIRTHDAYS

SO ~*BEAUTIFUL~*

Whisp inherited Spark's sensitivity, despite having one nice point.

Whisp: I just can't watch ;_;

Whisp: Please, think of the children ;_;

Whisp: THEY'RE STILL FIGHTING, I CAN HEAR THEM THROUGH THE WALL, GOD, WHY ARE THEY SO LOUD, THEY SHOULD JUST SHUT UP

WHEN THERE IS A SIGN OF A FIGHT, WHISP CAN DEFY GRAVITIY

Whisp: the children

Whisp: WHY DO THEY FIGHT ALL THE TIME WHY CAN'T THEY ALL JUST GET ALONG I HATE THIS AND THEIR FIGHTING I HATE IT

Whisp: I wonder what's going on in here

Whisp: Oh the violence ;_;
dothesmustle: But there's worse on tv!

dothesmustle: Go OJ!

EMO CORNER LOL

dothesmustle, I think you need to spend more time eating and less time fighting o_o

BUT NEVER FEAR, BECAUSE GENIE IS HERE

dothesmustle: I am wearing the colour of my future grandchildren D:

dothesmustle: *boogies*
Whisp: I HATE YOU I HATE THEM MORE THAN ANYTHING IN THIS DAMN WORLDDDDD
Marty: Yeah, whoo! Fight fight!

Whisp: LOL WHAT ARE YOU WEARING

Marty: So I heard one of your kids is really ugly LOLOLOL

GEE BABIES IN THE BATHROOM, THAT'S SO ORIGINAL

Thankfully, not twins, just the one, a boy called Starlite.

dothesmustle just passed on the baby to have kinky times with OJ.

Someone at least cares for the new babby.

And here is the family tree!