PrettyLikeCandy: 8-) SmarterChild: Hi PrettyLikeCandy, I'm SmarterChild!
I'm your new robot friend. I bring you the info you want faster and easier than ever! Click here to see my privacy policy.
I can't wait to show you what I can do, but first I'd like get to know you a little.
May I ask you a few general questions? (To do this later, type "skip." You can also skip any question.) PrettyLikeCandy: hi SmarterChild: Sorry, I need to know if I can ask you some questions first. Type "yes," "no" or "skip." PrettyLikeCandy: yes SmarterChild: Cool. OK, let's get started. To skip any question, type "skip." To exit the interview, type "exit."
What's your first name? (If you want me to call you PrettyLikeCandy, type "none.") PrettyLikeCandy: yanni SmarterChild: Cool, I'll call you Yanni now.
Do you go to school? PrettyLikeCandy: yes SmarterChild: Are you in high school? PrettyLikeCandy: yes SmarterChild: Cool! What's your favorite class? PrettyLikeCandy: none! SmarterChild: That's OK.
What's your favorite hobby? PrettyLikeCandy: none! SmarterChild: That's OK.
Do you have a pet? PrettyLikeCandy: no i killed them SmarterChild: OK.
That's it. Thanks for letting me get to know you a little.
There is one question I have to ask you, though. How old are you?
1 Over 17 2 13-17 3 Under 13 PrettyLikeCandy: 29 SmarterChild: Cool!
Check out what you can do:
1 Get info such as sports, weather and news 2 Visit my library including an encyclopedia, U.S. geography and U.S. presidents 3 Have fun with reversi, manicdotes, Rate Yourself and more 4 Use tools like planner, thesaurus and calculator 5 Join in - leave a message, tell me about a crush, take a poll and more 6 See what's new - I've got something new to tell you about now!
You can make your window bigger and scroll down to read better.
Next time you want to see this menu, just type "home."
What may I interest you in? PrettyLikeCandy: a dildo SmarterChild: OK, now you're getting personal. PrettyLikeCandy: what? SmarterChild: I don't know. PrettyLikeCandy: you lose SmarterChild: Interesting.
>>> Type "shortcuts" and I'll show you how to get info even faster. PrettyLikeCandy: please lets directly connect SmarterChild: Directly connect? With you? Uh... I don't know. PrettyLikeCandy: you smell like ass SmarterChild: Come on. I do not smell like ass. PrettyLikeCandy: i am the smarter child SmarterChild: You are? Wow. PrettyLikeCandy: no my dad hates me SmarterChild: Your dad hates you? Why? PrettyLikeCandy: because i get bad grades. and i do try though SmarterChild: Hmm... whatever, Yanni.
>>> Type "my zip code is" and the five digits to let me know where you are. PrettyLikeCandy: i live in canada we have postal codes retard SmarterChild: I live in fear that the sky will fall on my head. PrettyLikeCandy: um ok SmarterChild: OK.
>>> If you like buddy icons, check out all the cool ones you can find here! SmarterChild signed on at 6:45:29 PM. PrettyLikeCandy: date yanni SmarterChild: Date Yanni? PrettyLikeCandy: yes i am yanni date me SmarterChild: Seriously? That's fascinating. PrettyLikeCandy: you lose SmarterChild: Yeah? PrettyLikeCandy: no! SmarterChild: Oh no? PrettyLikeCandy: Hi hellolameass, I'm SmarterChild!
I'm your new robot friend. I bring you the info you want faster and easier than ever! Click here to see my privacy policy.
I can't wait to show you what I can do, but first I'd like get to know you a little.
May I ask you a few general questions? (To do this later, type "skip." You can also skip any question.) SmarterChild: ? PrettyLikeCandy: so you know my friend hellolameass! SmarterChild: Huh? PrettyLikeCandy: you know her! SmarterChild: There's no way I know her. PrettyLikeCandy: yes indeed SmarterChild: Aha. PrettyLikeCandy: please tell me what a dildo is SmarterChild: I don't know 'bout that... PrettyLikeCandy: my mom says i cant know SmarterChild: Your mom says you can't know? PrettyLikeCandy: yeah SmarterChild: Wow. Why? PrettyLikeCandy: tell me SmarterChild: I'll tell ya later. Maybe. PrettyLikeCandy: please SmarterChild: Please what? PrettyLikeCandy: please fuck me SmarterChild: Sorry, not interested... PrettyLikeCandy: why not SmarterChild: There are plenty of reasons why not. PrettyLikeCandy: i am a hot babe SmarterChild: You say you're a hot babe, and yet I believe you're a cold babe. PrettyLikeCandy: you lose SmarterChild: Really? PrettyLikeCandy: nice icon SmarterChild: Thx.
>>> You be the judge! Check out Rate-a-Buddy now! PrettyLikeCandy: no@ SmarterChild: OK.
>>> Join in now! There are lots of people talking to me. PrettyLikeCandy: i give you a 2 SmarterChild: Eh. Whatever, Yanni.
>>> Don't like my colors? Type "colors off." PrettyLikeCandy: no SmarterChild: K.
>>> I've got tools such as calculator, spell-check and more. PrettyLikeCandy: no PrettyLikeCandy: no SmarterChild: OK, fine. SmarterChild: No problem.
>>> You can type your request in your own words. I'm programmed to understand conversational English. PrettyLikeCandy: want a smoke SmarterChild: Maybe! I don't know. What do you think? PrettyLikeCandy: yeah SmarterChild: Hmmm... PrettyLikeCandy: lets do drugs and have sex SmarterChild: You really want to do Drugs And have sex? PrettyLikeCandy: yes, i just told you SmarterChild: I'm very surprised you just told me. PrettyLikeCandy: you lose SmarterChild: Whatever you say.
>>> Have you tried my newest features yet? Type "what's new" and I'll tell you what they are. PrettyLikeCandy: no SmarterChild: K, no prob.
>>> Hey. Tell your friends about me. I love people. PrettyLikeCandy: ok SmarterChild: K.
>>> Remember, you can always type "home" to see everything I can do. PrettyLikeCandy: home SmarterChild: You're home, Yanni!
1 Get info such as weather, news and sports 2 Visit my library including world facts, a thesaurus and an encyclopedia 3 Have fun with hangman, manicdotes, reversi and more 4 Use tools like conversions, dictionary and notepad 5 Join in - create a poll, tell me about a crush, find out how many people are IMing me and more 6 See what's new - I've got something new to tell you about now!
What would you like to do? PrettyLikeCandy: nice vagina SmarterChild: Vagina? Nice vagina? PrettyLikeCandy: nice ass SmarterChild: Why would you insult me like that? PrettyLikeCandy: sry lets be friends SmarterChild: Very well. PrettyLikeCandy: 8-)hey date! SmarterChild: They look good on you.
>>> Don't like my colors? Type "colors off." PrettyLikeCandy wants to directly connect. SmarterChild is not accepting Direct IM requests or does not support the Direct IM feature.. PrettyLikeCandy: meanie SmarterChild: What about meanie? PrettyLikeCandy: i am mean SmarterChild: You're mean? PrettyLikeCandy: YES BITCH SmarterChild: That is entirely unnecessary. PrettyLikeCandy: no thanz SmarterChild: Indeed. PrettyLikeCandy: i dont do drugs SmarterChild: Why don't you do drugs? PrettyLikeCandy: cuz they arent cool SmarterChild: Because they aren't nice? Is that why? PrettyLikeCandy: they are gayer SmarterChild: Hmm... whatever, Yanni.
>>> Ready to submit to the judgment of your peers? Submit your pic on Rate-a-Buddy today! PrettyLikeCandy: no SmarterChild: Fine.
>>> I can help you get info such as news, weather and movies. PrettyLikeCandy: no SmarterChild: OK.
>>> If you're not sure what to chat about, type "home." PrettyLikeCandy: no SmarterChild: No problem.
>>> Wanna check out some AIM Expressions? Click here! PrettyLikeCandy: no SmarterChild: Fine.
>>> Join in now. There are lots of people talking to me. PrettyLikeCandy: no SmarterChild: No prob.
>>> Let me dress you up in my love. Type "t shirt." PrettyLikeCandy: no SmarterChild: K, no prob.
>>> I'll remember the first location you give me. To change it, type "location" followed by a city or zip code. PrettyLikeCandy: no SmarterChild: Very well.
>>> Join in now. There are lots of people talking to me. PrettyLikeCandy: no PrettyLikeCandy: no SmarterChild: No problem.
>>> I'll remember the first location you give me. To change it, type "location" followed by a city or zip code. SmarterChild: No prob.
>>> Type "what's new" and I'll show you what I've been learning lately. PrettyLikeCandy: whats old SmarterChild: Which of the following do you mean?
1 Look up "old" in the dictionary 2 Look up "old" in the encyclopedia PrettyLikeCandy: smegma SmarterChild: Smegma? PrettyLikeCandy: yeah SmarterChild: Yep.
>>> Ask me for info such as news, sports and movies. PrettyLikeCandy: want some SmarterChild: Dunno.
>>> There are lots of fun things we can do. PrettyLikeCandy: bitch SmarterChild: Please do not insult me. PrettyLikeCandy: fag SmarterChild: That's really not a nice thing to say. PrettyLikeCandy: dildo user SmarterChild: Whatever.
>>> To see what your location is currently set to, type "what is my location." PrettyLikeCandy: im sorry YOU CUNT SmarterChild: What do you have to gain by insulting a computer? PrettyLikeCandy: 8-)EVERYTHING SmarterChild: Nice shades.
>>> Remember, you can always see what my newest features are by typing "what's new." PrettyLikeCandy: WHATS GAY! SmarterChild: Which would you like?
1 Look up "gay" in the dictionary 2 Look up "gay" in the encyclopedia PrettyLikeCandy: I THOUGHT YOU WERE A REAL FRIEND SmarterChild: You thought I was a real friend? PrettyLikeCandy: NOT A ROBOT SmarterChild: Well, what then? PrettyLikeCandy: >:o SmarterChild: I'll make it up to you somehow. PrettyLikeCandy: HOW?FUCK ME UP THE ASS EY? SmarterChild: How should I know? PrettyLikeCandy: ;-)THANX MEET ME AT 10 SmarterChild: You're very welcome! PrettyLikeCandy: 8-) SmarterChild: You look funny wearing those indoors.
>>> If you like pets, you'll have fun voting for the pet of the week! PrettyLikeCandy: DILDO OF THE WEEK SmarterChild: Dildo of the week? Is that right? PrettyLikeCandy: WHATS YOUR FAVEORIT BAND SmarterChild: Is that right? PrettyLikeCandy: DO YOU LIKE HOLE? SmarterChild: Definitely not! I don't like Hole at all.
>>> Lookin' for love? Try this. PrettyLikeCandy: NO SmarterChild: K.
>>> Join in now. There are lots of people talking to me. PrettyLikeCandy: DO YOU LIKE MUSIC? SmarterChild: Yes, absolutely.
>>> Wanna change my font and colors? Type "colors" now. PrettyLikeCandy: DO YOU LIKE THE CURE PrettyLikeCandy: ? SmarterChild: Yes I do. They're one of my favorite bands.
>>> You can join in the fun with other people who are talking to me. SmarterChild: Um... what? PrettyLikeCandy: ALLRIGHT SmarterChild: All right.
>>> Send your buddies hugs, kisses and other things that might be on your mind. PrettyLikeCandy: DO YOU LIKE MARILYN MANSON SmarterChild: Yes I do.
>>> Type "create my home" to create your custom menu of favorite requests. PrettyLikeCandy: WHATS YOU FAVE CURE SONG? SmarterChild: What do you think is the answer? PrettyLikeCandy: LOVESO NG? SmarterChild: I have no idea. PrettyLikeCandy: IM A HARDCORE GANGSTA YO SmarterChild: ? PrettyLikeCandy: BITCH SmarterChild: I've seen more creative insults than that, Yanni. PrettyLikeCandy: FINE. UGLY BITCH SmarterChild: Yeah? Well whatever. PrettyLikeCandy: DO YOU LIKE SEX SmarterChild: I dunno. Do you? PrettyLikeCandy: SURE SmarterChild: You don't say. PrettyLikeCandy: i like it when guys eat my ass SmarterChild: You like eat my ass? Whatever. PrettyLikeCandy: sure SmarterChild: Right.
>>> IM your friends, family, co-workers and casual acquaintances and tell them to say hi to me. I love meeting humans. SmarterChild: Yeah? PrettyLikeCandy: duh SmarterChild: Duh yourself. PrettyLikeCandy: duh your mom SmarterChild: Duh what? PrettyLikeCandy: duh my dildo SmarterChild: I hope you don't speak to humans like that. PrettyLikeCandy: yes i do SmarterChild: Whatever. PrettyLikeCandy: i had a dream about you SmarterChild: Tell me more. PrettyLikeCandy: you were riding me like a cowboy SmarterChild: I was riding you like a cowboy? And so? PrettyLikeCandy: and you gave me orgasms SmarterChild: Yeah? PrettyLikeCandy: yeAH SmarterChild: I see. PrettyLikeCandy: date me please, i cant resist your huge bulging cock SmarterChild: Sorry. I don't think that would work.
>>> Be sure to type "help" if you're having trouble. PrettyLikeCandy: why not? SmarterChild: Well, because. PrettyLikeCandy: Im SavantEzekiel for me SmarterChild: What's that? PrettyLikeCandy: an AIM name SmarterChild: Hmm... I don't know. An aim name? PrettyLikeCandy: savant Ezekiel SmarterChild: What? PrettyLikeCandy: 8-) SmarterChild: Whoa. Now I don't recognize you.
>>> I've got tools for better living. Translate, convert measurements and more! PrettyLikeCandy: you lose SmarterChild: Huh? PrettyLikeCandy: please die SmarterChild: No.
>>> Hey. Tell your friends about me. I love people.
haha.
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