It's a kind of fruitcake!

Should we come back?

simnels — Mon, 25 Feb 2019 00:52:44 GMT

The Snow Legacy 2-5

simnels — Wed, 14 Mar 2012 03:44:31 GMT

LAST TIME: Ares was a teen who got into a fair amount of trouble. He also fell for a girl who didn't fall for him back. Bastian asked Sidney (visionofvim)to move in and help with the kids. Aiden's imaginary friend named Inky talked a big talk about Ares' evilness. Aiden became a teen a swore her father would regret ignoring her!

Aiden stole her brothers bike and headed across town to see her dad. She found out he was living in a big house with a new wife and a step daughter.

Aiden: Maybe this will get his attention!

When she pushed her way in he wasn't home though. Just his step daughter. Aiden camped out on the couch and waited.

Aiden: Was that a car? Is my dad home.

The only person there was the cops, come to escort her home.

Aiden: I just don't get it.

Cop: Daddy issues isn't a free pass to break the law girly!

Inky: Hey Aiden! That's a pretty dress, where did you go?

Aiden: Don't worry about it Inky. I'm just going to go to bed.

The next morning Sid came to talk to her about her curfew breaking but Aiden just laughed.

Aiden: You're nice and all Sid, but you're not my dad.

Sid:No, but I know your dad. He was flighty and I'm sorry he's being a jerk, but you have rules young lady.

Aiden:Chill out, look I'm sorry. I'll clean the bathroom or something, ok?

Aiden: It's fine, just don't tell mom.

Ares: Sidhartha, do you see that vision over there? Isn't she lovely?

Panda: Hey spaz, I'm two feet away, I can hear you.

The night was young and Ares was feeling wicked.

His sister was studious though.

Inky: Hey Aiden, so did the science center call you about me becoming human?

Aiden: Huh? Oh, yeah, they called. You need a rainbow gem or something. I think I'm going to go up to the library to finish my homework.

She made it as far as the school yard and Sidhartha McMillan.

Sidhartha: Aiden ... you're just the prettiest girl I've ever seen.

Ares: Would that I could be kissed.

Ares: Panda, I noticed today that you and you're companion were arguing.

Panda: Huh? oh, yeah, we broke up during lunch.

Ares: I do not enjoy watching you so sad Panda, it's too much to bare.

Ares: Here are some flowers, I hope they meet your satisfaction.

Panda: You're such a spaz ... but they're beautiful.

Panda: You're really sweet Ares, you know that?

Ares: It's my birthday Panda ... will you wait for me?

Panda: Of course I will! Anything you want.

Birthday indeed! Made even better by his dad being there to celebrate with him.

Ares Snow Generation 2 heir. His Final traits are Adventurous, Evil, Genius, Unflirt, Unlucky. His LTW is to become emperor of evil, of course.

Ares: I spy adventure waiting for me!

First he has to graduate though.

Instead of heading to the graduation Sid stays home to extinguish the fire Bastian started by leaving the stove on. Oh, sweet and wonderful true love.

His classmates were wise.

Ares: I'm going to Simhara for a while uspurper. When I return I expect you'll be packed and ready to move out.

Aiden: whatever you say bro.

He was a man grown now. It was time to see the world. Once he got there though, he realized he was not well outfitted. He was free, he could dress as he pleased.

Old Lady: if it's adventure you desire, go dig around in that tomb at your camp, I think I left some papers down there ... or something.

Ares being a genius found the missing 'papers or something' quick as you please!

The remainder of his first adventure was a blur of running errans for that old lady.

He came home a man. Ready to take responsibility of the house from his mother. Ready to start a new, evil, life.

He wasted no time in going to get a job at the warehouse where all the thugs were often seen. He knew he would start at the bottom, he wanted it no other way.

Ares: Did you miss me bones? I missed you.

Ares: Usurper, I found the rainbow gem you have been seeking. You're welcome.

Aiden: That's actually really sweet Ares, thank you.

Ares: No thanks are required, just be sure you've left before I awaken.

Aiden: You know I'm still in high school ... right?

Ares left for his first day of work full of excitement. Soon he would be the ruler of Riverview and then all of Simland!

He had not expected to meet anyone so beautiful as this vision while he attended evil orientation.

Ares: I'm called Ares Snow. Who are you?

Jetsey: I'm Jetsey Bronson. I just moved here from Bridgeport.

Ares: bridgeport? why would you leave there.

Jetsey: it was too big, I wanted something better.

Jetsey: I don't really know how I ended up in this warehouse though. I mean, I'm not really evil at all.

Ares liked her despite her pure lack of evil. He offered to show her around town.

Ares: Jetsey, I have traveled to the far end of the world, I've never encountered beauty such as yours though.

Ares: I am evil though, please, before you steal my heart. Tell me if that is undesirable for you.

Meanwhile at home. Sid and Bastian celebrate having grown children with some grown up time.

Jetsey told Ares she would have to think about it. He knew now that he would never be happy with any other woman. He had to tell Panda.

Ares: Panda, I really enjoy your company. You have been a great friend to me, but there is another.

Ares: I've grown a lot since that time on my lawn. I think we both have. It's time for us to lead adult lives.

Panda: ... yeah, ok. We're still friends though right?

Ares: Forever!

Inky: hey Aiden! I hear you sent the rainbow gem out to be cored. Does that mean you have the potion.

Aiden: man, it costs like over four grand. I don't have that kind of money!

Inky: ... oh.

Inky: If I can't get a corpeal body then I'll never be able to defeat your brother and stop him from conquering the world!

Aiden: Look inks ... I don't think you could do that even if you were corpeal.

indeed, Ares was intent on nothing less than domination. First he would dominate his love for Jetsey.

Ares: jetsey! Let us meet somewhere on the town as they say. I would buy you a drink!

jetsey: Ares! I'm so glad you called. I got a new job as a stylist! I'm so happy now.

Ares: Wonderful! Jetsey, since the moment I laid eyes on you I've been able to think of little else.

Ares: Please say you will have me, evilness and all.

jetsey: I'll have you

Background Guy: DOOMED! WE'RE ALL DOOMED.

Ares: You must come to my house, I have the best dog. His name is bones and he is better than any other of his species.

Jetsey: Oh that's cool. I have a cat.

Ares: I love cats! I love everything about you.

Jetsey: Slow down there slugger, we don't need to rush, ok?

Ares: Sure, sure, who is rushing?

Ares: Be quiet when you come through here. My parents may be sleeping.

Jetsey: Did you say parents?

THANKS FOR READING!

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Sid - visionofvim
Panda - mysterypeach

Jetsey was made by my friend makesomelove. She'll be availble soon, along with the rest of generation 1 and 2.

I don't know what that background guy's damage was, but his reaction made me laugh so hard I almost peed my pants!

The story behind Jetsey's name is actually kind of silly. While shopping one day Brenna (makesomelove) and I were laughing looking through jewelry. We spotted hot pink boxes that were supposed to look like Betsey Johnson. We were at JCPenny though, which doesn't carry Betsey. Brenna called it Jetsey Bronson brand and I laughed really really hard. After that I knew I would have to use the name.

The Snow Legacy 2-4

simnels — Mon, 05 Mar 2012 01:34:36 GMT

LAST TIME: Bastian gave birth to a daughter named Aiden. Ares became a teen and made a nemesis. Bastian and Sidney decided to become exclusive. Aiden doesn't find her

brother funny and has an imaginary friend named Inky.

Bastian was a lucky lady. She won an all expenses paid vacation.

Bastian: what could possibley go wrong?

Ares: Mother has left me in charge of you Usurper. You had best do as a I say.

Ares: That means following my every command!

Aiden: Fine, but if you have a party, let me know so I can hide.

Inky: Want me to rough him up?

Aiden: nah, he's harmless.

Ares: Bones, I don't know who the Usurper was talking to earlier, but a party sounds promising. Perhaps I could even invite the girls who live across the way.

Ares continued to watch his sister behaving strangely. He kept it to himself though. Other people though him odd, and he was perfectly normal and not at all evil.

Ares: Mormont, Tonight is my prom. I have mixed feelings. If only I could take you!

Ares: No, I must face this trial alone.

It wasn't all bad. He won Prom King and even managed to snag a few dances. Wrapped up in the moment he invited everyone back to his place for an after party.

The girl from across the street came.

Ares: You're much prettier than I remember. I'm not very talented at talking to pretty girls.

Panda: Girls like it when you're confident Ares!

Confidence was something he'd have to fake. He bought a pizza and tried to get into the crowd. Every one seemed to be having a good time.

Ares: Panda is most attracted to a confident man! I will show her confidence.

Ares: I noticed you watching me during the dance. You are most unnattractive, I'm going to do you this kindness by kissing you!

Jill: Are you serious?

Jill: You are! Get off me!

Ares: But you're supposed to be extatic! This isn't how I planned it.

Ares: Aren't I attractive? I have a very symmetrical face.

Ares: Not like you, you are as our peers say ... BUSTED

Jill: You know why no one wants to kill you Ares? Cause you're a creep and you talk like Lord of the RIngs!

Rejected, Ares left the kitchen and stumbled outside. Only to find Panda alone with some boy from their Chemistry class. He didn't have time to dwell on it though.

Inside he heard his classmates running and someone yelled COPS.

It was at that moment his mother arrived home.

bastian: I thought I could trust you Ares.

Bastian: Everyone in this town is already talking about me! Why did you have to add fuel to the fire?

Ares: I have dissapointed you Mother. I understand ... I will see myself to my room.

Bastian still had one obediant child at least.

Aiden: I'm so glad you're home.

Ares: I must prove to mother that I am to be trusted.

Aiden enjoyed her freedom.

Ares cleaned.

Bastian: You did a good time with the house, and this is your first offense. So I guess you're off the hook.

Aiden used the distraction of her brother to take off across town. There was someone she wanted to meet.

Just as she arrived at her father's house though he drove off. It was almost like he was avoiding her.

Ares used his new freedom to go across the street to see Panda

Ares: I hope you didn't get in any trouble with the party.

Panda: nah, my dad is never around anyway.

Panda: You're ok Ares. I know everyone thinks you're kind of off, but I like that. Let's be friends ok?

Standing around watching tv was boring. They headed to the arcade where at least they could dance. For a while Ares even forgot his plans for world domination.

He was almost normal.

It couldn't last though. He did not keep close enough watch on the time and was soon being escorted home by the police.

Ares: Mother ... before you start

Bastian: I literally JUST ungrounded you and this is how I'm treated? Are you punish me? Seriously Ares, it's like you don't THINK.

Ares: mother please ... there was a girl.

Bastian: A girl?

Ares: Yes! She is the most radiant creature! I would crown her the queen of love and beauty if I could!

Bastian: Just go to bed Ares.

Bastian: Bones ... what am I going to do with that kid.

Aiden: Do we really have to destroy Ares? I mean he's kind of a goober.

Inky: it's my sworn duty! If I don't someday he'll become emporer of evil and take over the whole world!

Bastian: Sidney, you need to come over here so we can talk about your son.

Aiden: Hi Mr.Storms

Sidney: You can call me Sidney kiddo, where are you off to.

Aiden: Ares is grounded again, I'm going to go find him something cool.

Aiden: You're not very evil, but you're really pretty!

Bastian: We need to do something about Ares, he's been picked up by the police TWICE now.

Bastian: Maybe you can talk to him? He adores you.

Sidney: I should be around more. He could use a masculine influence. And his own room.

Sidney: A teenage boy should not be sharing a room with his little sister. He needs privacy.

Bastian: If you're so full of opinions, why don't you just move in here and help out?

Sidney: Good Idea!

With that Sidney came to live with the snows. If he was around maybe he could help steer Ares in a better direction.

Starting with getting him his very own room.

Ares: Greeting panda! Yes, my mother has just granted me relief from grounding ... sure I would like to 'hang out'

Panda: Man, being grounded is the worst! You missed a big fight at the arcade too. Some boys were fighting over the cowplant machine. It was amazing.

Ares: Sounds facsinating. Listen ... Panda. I was wondering

Ares: Are you perhaps involved with anyone at the moment?

Panda: Oh ... yeah. I'm dating Nate. You know the guy with the mohawk? Yeah, he's awesome. We're still friends though. Right?

Always friends.

Aiden: So, where is your room then? I saw you built a bedroom for Ares, but not for you.

Sidney: About that ... I'll be staying with your mom.

Aiden: Gross.

Aiden: hey dad! Yeah, it's my birthday, do you think maybe you could come over? Mom has to work.

Aiden: It's my birthday inky! I don't want to vanquish my brother on my birthday!

Inky: The longer he lives, the more danger we're all in.

Aiden: He's really harmless, you'll see.

That night Ares made her a birthday dinner of lucky charms in almond milk.

Ares: Look, I don't think your father is coming, there's some sort of party at his domicile tonight.

Aiden: Oh ... right, Well .. I guess that's ok.

Ares: I'm sorry Usurper. I really am. I'm here for you though, in a way.

Parents or no, the show must go one.

Ares: What are you wishing for?

Aiden: I wish to be beautiful like mom so Dad will be sad he ever ignored me.

She got her wish. Aiden was a blond haired grey eyed version of her Mother.

Ares: Sister! We are finally equals but tonight I will grant you peace. Let's celebrate with cake.

Aiden: No can do sweet brother, I have to go make my dad sorry.

THANKS FOR READING!

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Sorry if this one is kind of weird. Death in the family delayed it's writing. I've just been tired.

Josh really is avoding Aiden. I have no idea why.

Everyone will be available for download soon!

Except Sidney! Just as a reminder he is by the talented and lovely and super fun visionofvim

The Snow Legacy 2-3

simnels — Thu, 23 Feb 2012 02:46:20 GMT

LAST TIME: Our heroine Bastian had a daughter named Aiden. Ares, her son, fondly refers to his new sister as the usurper. Josh wanted to get married but Bastian told him no. Sidney (visionofvim) and Bastian spent a night together having fun, but he told her no when she tried to make it more physical.

Ares: Mother spent the whole night galavanting around town Mormont. I think I should have my own adventure today.

Adventure for 10 year old Ares turned out to be going to his favorite arcade and spending their whole savings on the machine.

Ares: There's a sign over there for puppies! Perhaps mother would let me have one.

Ares rode his bike all the way to the puppy house. Now that he thought of it, a puppy would make a perfect birthday gift.

One of the puppies was named Malice. Ares liked him best of all. He was tiny but fierce, much like himself. He loved the puppy so much he called his mother immediately to come over and adopt him.

Bastian: My son says you have puppies for adoption

Puppy Woman: Oh I do ... but not for him. That little boy is evil.

Bastian: What? No! He wouldn't hurt a fly.

Bastian: Don't listen to other people Ares. You're not bad, you're special

Ares: I know mother, thank you.

What that woman said bothered Bastian all night though. Her son was brilliant and special and he deserved the world.

Bastian: Can you get it here quickly? Yes I'll pay extra. Just make it quick.

Bastian: It's your big brother's birthday today Princess. We've got a special surprise for him.

Ares slept late that saturday. Dreaming of his birthday, his mother had promised to throw him a party and invite all the children in his class.

He awoke though to a high pitched noise outside. Curious he climbed out of bed. It sounded a lot like malice.

Ares: Move usurper! I think my puppy friend has come to be with me

Aiden: Love INky!

He wasn't Malice, but the man from the shelter said he was sweet if not a little shy and piggy. He also desperately needed a home.

Ares: Hi little dog. I will name you bones.

Ares: Come on, let me show you to the usurper. she'll be jealous.

Aiden: Inky is my hero!

Bones: Hello new bird friend. I love you!

Around sunset the party started. Sidney was the first to arrive.

Bastian: You look more mature

Sidney: I'm an adult now, still think I'm hot?

bastian: Forever.

Ares: This water slide was a fantastic idea mother. Thank you!

Ares: I wish for world domination ... and for my father to move in with us.

All the kids crowded around Ares to watch him grow up. Bastian light a firework in honor of her first born son.

Ares was pleased to find that he had in fact gotten at least part of his wish. He was indeed taller. He thought he saw more of his father in himself now. Though Bastian insisted he took more after his grandfather. He also found that he was thinking less about dominating the world and more about the girl who had moved in across the street. It was a shame he felt so unflirty.

Ares: These horomones will not stop me from defeating my enemies!

Ares: On the day of my birth I will you do this kindness. Drink usurper and become big so you might be my equal!

Bastian: Can you beleive he's already a teen? He looks a lot like you.

Sidney: He's got your nose. He looks like both of us.

Sidney: he got all of the best parts of you though.

Bastian: You know I was thinking ... maybe we could give dating a try. See how it goes.

Sidney: I'd really like that.

Bastian finally made her choice. It was late, and they would probably never get married, but she was growing a bit.

Ares: Mormont! Good news, I've become a man!

Ares: Father, don't you usually leave before the sun arrives?

Sidney: Nice to see you too kid.

Ares: Should I be pleased? It appears my birthday wish has been granted. I should not have squandered it, next time I will chose more wisely!

Ares: To High school!!

Sidney: You know ... he's a little weird

Bastian: He reads a lot of books, I think that's where he gets it.

Soon Bastian was able to go back to work. She had left her baby birthing days behind. Surely two was enough!

Ares: It falls to me to care for you little usurper, hopefully you don't acidentally drown or something.

In fact he decided not to drown his tiny adversary but to teach her a skill.

Ares: When we meet in battle, I want you to be my equal.

Ares: I have prepared you as best I can, grow bigger so we might meet as equals!

Aiden: This is much better. I feel like my sense of humor has improved a lot.

Aiden: Probably because of my brother's face.

Aiden: Inky, you are my only true friend.

Aiden: I'll never let you go, never ever.

Ares: Listen Usurper, you and I will soon be sharing quarters, so I want to get some things straight.

Ares: Don't. Touch. My. Stuff. That includes Mormont, don't even look at him!

Ares: If you do I can't be responsible if he pecks your eyes out. It wont be my fault ... On second thought, look at him as much as you like.

Aiden: Where you saying something sweet brother?

Still that night she closed her eyes before laying down, in case the crow caught her looking.

At Sidney's suggestion Bastian started holding public preformances again. She had forgotten how much music moved her. It was the whole reason she had left Apaloosa Plains what felt like lifetimes ago.

Her son though had other things on his minds. Things that were mostly soft and girlshaped. Two had moved in across the street.

He tried to woo her with his puppy, but she seemed unmoved.

Everly: I don't get weak in the knees for every boy with a puppy, alright? Besides you're kind of weird.

Ares: I grow weary for people telling me that.

Aiden was left alone a lot, but she wasn't scared. An empty house was way less scary than Ares anyway.

Bastian: I'm sorry I missed your birthday princess. I'll make it up to you, ok?

Aiden: It's ok mom ... Ares was there. He's kind of weird, but I don't mind.

Bastian tried to be the best mom she could. Reading to Aiden from skill books so she could learn a little more each night.

The very next night something strange happened in the kitchen. All at once there was a glowing light and Inky finally gained a corpeal form.

Inky: Hey Aiden

Aiden: Hey Inky ... are you taller?

Sidney was around a lot more too. Though he tried to ignore the fact that the little girl was often talking to thin air and his son's only friend was a big old crow.

Ares: Mother! There are girls across the street. My only hope in wooing them is learn to drive. Teach me at once!

Bastian: You know, a please would have been nice

Ares: This is a disaster! Why did no one tell me it would be so stressfull.

Bastian: I moved half across the sim world and this is my life ... ARES! Use your turn signal!

Ares: Driving wont do, I'll have to find some means of getting the girls attention.

He tried to calm his frayed nerves with a game of zombie freezer bunny when he noticed someone across the room.

Ares: It's you! The terrible woman who wouldn't grant me the puppy I desired!

Puppy Lady: Oh, you're that terrible Evil little boy aren't you? Now you're a terrible teen! I'm glad I never gave you a puppy!

Ares: Why would I want puppies from a dog face anyway. Hey everyone! Look at this ladies dog face!

Ares: You have made a grave mistake my lady. Having my for an enemy will not do you well at all! From here on out you are my NEMESIS!

Ares: And my new dog is WAY cooler than any of yours!

Ares: He rode him feeling brave and accomplished. If everyone in town thought he was evil, he'd show them.

Starting with his Nemesis.

The only person guarding her home was her toddler daughter and her canine watchmen.

Ares: That's a beautiful sucker you've got there little girl!

Ares: HAHA! Don't mind if I do!

Ares: Nothing tastes better than revenge.

Ares: Tonight a toddler, tomorrow the world!!

THANKS FOR READING

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- Ares gained the Unflirty trait as a teen

- Aiden got good sense of humor.

- Once again, thank you for all of your lovely comments. For those of you who mentioned you like the way Ares talks I can tell you it's 100% because I'm reading the Song of Fire and Ice (game of thrones) books. So that's definitely where it's coming from.

- Ares is obviously heir.

The Snow Legacy 2-2

simnels — Mon, 20 Feb 2012 02:15:17 GMT

LAST TIME: Bastian Snow had a baby named Ares. Turns out he was a little evil. She split her time between the father, Sidney (visionofvim) and her other

guy Josh (me!). She told them both she didn't have time for a relationship and spent all of her free time hanging out with her son.

The Snow house settled into a calm lull. Ares read every book he could find. Bastian tried to give him a normal childhood.

He did alright in that regard.

Bastian: Ares! Get your butt back here! THAT KID!

Ares: Away Bicycle steed! To freedom!

He rode all the way across town to see his dad.

Sidney: Hey kid, your mom just called

Ares: Indeed, I thought she might. I played the most delightful prank!

Ares: Can you keep a secret father? She's been acting very bizarre lately.

Indeed. She had been feeling cranky and under the weather lately. Though this time, she knew the cause.

Josh: Hey gorgeous! New dress? I like it!

Bastian: So Josh. I know the last time we talked you said that I only like you for your body. I just ... well listen. I'm pregnant.

Josh: Really? That's ... That's amazing! It's mine? THis is so great!

Josh: Good Job!

Josh: Oh yeah, I can hear him. Definitely sounds like my son.

Josh's 'son' cause a lot more trouble than Ares ever did. Bastian spent half of the afternoon in the bathroom while Josh got Ares to bed.

Josh: So when should I move in? I want to be here to take care of you guys.

Bastian: That's ok, really. We're doing alright.

Ares: This will teach the mother stealer what I think of him sleeping over.

Josh: I can't even yell at him, if I do Bastian will flip out.

Ares: I hope he yells at me! If he does my mom will kick him out!

Bastian: How did you make such a mess?

Josh: Sorry, it was definitely me and not that demonic spawn of yours.

Bastian: ... oh. He just ... he doesn't have any friends ok?

In fact he didn't. Ares tried his best to talk to the kids in town, but none of them really understood him.

The only thing he found he bonded with at all was a big old crow he found outside of the theatre

Ares: Mormont, you are my only true Allie

Maternity leave seemed to stretch forever. Now that Ares was in school Bastian was running out of ways to fill her day. She was too big to play guitar and there's only

so many time you can watch The Young and the Simlish.

It was a relief when the day finally came

Aiden Snow was not exactly the son Josh was looking for, but she was Friendly and a Light Sleeper. And cute as a button.

Josh: Can we talk about getting married now?

Bastian: I'm not marrying you Josh. I do want you in Aiden's life though.

Ares: Mother! I return triumphantly from that adolescent prison you call school. Prepare me a pop tart!

Bastian: Oh hey Ares, listen. Mommy has some news. I went to the hospital today, and now you have a baby sister.

Ares: ... Baby ... Sister

Ares: Delightful, what did you name the Usurper? I mean Baby.

Ares: What to do. If I am to realize my dreams of world domination I must become heir to my mothers home and fortunes. What if she likes this usurper better?

Troubling, very troubling.

By night he plotted with Mormont.

By day Bastian kept the little girl safe and happy. She had heard Ares muttering, but didn't think he'd ever do anything. Sure everyone said he was evil, but to her

she was just a sweet little boy.

Who could ever think that face was anything but Angelic?

Ares was pretty normal. He played in the tub, took care of his bird.

And played more pranks than any child ever should.

Bastian: Is this ....

Bastian: God Damn't Ares! Knock it off!

Josh was still at it. Calling Bastian daily.

They went on dates to all her favorite places.

Josh liked the public pool a lot more the second time, when Sidney wasn't there.

Josh: Can we get married yet?

Bastian: I said no! What's what with the relationship we have?

Josh: nothing I guess ... I just thought there'd be more.

Josh: Promise me you'll at least think about it?

Bastian: Ok, I'll think about it.

Meanwhile Aiden grew to look more like her mother everyday.

Bastian: Say Mama

Aiden: No

Bastian: Come on! Ma Ma

Aiden: NO NO!

Ares: So the usurper is slow? This is very useful information.

Ares: Sleep now miniature Tow Head one. Soon I will smash you!

Bastian: Sidney! Tonight is Ares' badging ceremony for simscouts. You should be there. Yes, Seven o'clock!

Bastian: I'm sorry you can't come Aiden, you're too little.

Aiden: NO NO NO NO NO!

Ares ran all the way to the ceremony. He was going to show his dad all of his badges. Except his dad didn't come.

Bastian: I'm sorry kiddo. He had to work. He really did want to be here though.

Ares: It's ok Mother. I got my independence badge, see?

Since she already had the babysitter for the night, Bastian took advantage. She finally got to go to the watering hole for an actual drink.

She hadn't been able to have one of these since the night she and Sidney made Ares.

Sidney: I'm really sorry I missed Ares' thing. Is he super mad?

Bastian: No, he's bummed though. You should come see him soon, he misses you. I miss you too.

They kissed and dance and Bastian enjoyed doing grown up things for once.

Bastian: I have a babysitter, let's go back to your place.

Bastian: This is all I've wanted to do all night.

Sidney: I'm not some piece of meat Bastian! This might fly with that kid Josh, but I don't like being used.

Bastian: Maybe I should just go then.

Sidney: Maybe you should!

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Thanks for reading!

Snow Legacy 2-1

simnels — Thu, 16 Feb 2012 02:41:16 GMT

LAST TIME: Bastian Black ended up in riverview and changed her last name to Snow. She met two handsome men. The amazing and sexy Sidney Storms (visionofvim) and a sweeter less dangerous boy named Josh. She spent a night with both of them, got a promotion at work, and celebrated a little too hard. The next day she woke up with what she assumed was a hangover.

Not feeling well Bastian decided to skip work and head to the one person who always made her feel better.

Josh was probably inside with hot food and a big smile. That was all she wanted on days like this.

Josh: hey Bastian! I missed you. What's up?

bastian: Little hung over I think. I got a promotion at work!

Once inside Josh doted on her like she wanted.

Josh: If your sick we should just hang out in bed until I have to go to work. Don't worry, I'll cover for you.

She couldn't stay there once he left though. It was weird being alone in his house. She headed to the watering hole for a drink. A little hair of the dog that bit her would make her feel better.

Theo: Should someone in your condition be drinking?

bastian: My condition? It's just a hangover. I already feel better.

Theo: Girl, that's not a hang over! You've got a bun in the oven!

bastian: What? I'm not baking anything

Theo: ... you're pregnant.

bastian: What? No way! Who even are you? Go away.

She couldn't shake the feeling though that this nosy woman was right. She skipped the drink and headed to the library to do some homework.

bastian: ... definitely pregnant. Damn't!

This new found responsibility made her think. She wasn't even entirely sure who the father was. She was sure that she had to be honest with at least Josh. She hadn't made anyone any promises, but he had done a lot for her, she owed him at least honesty.

bastian: Listen Josh ... we need to talk

Josh: What's going on?

bastian: I did something ... it wasn't even wrong really, but I've got to tell you.

bastian: I slept with Sidney Storms ... right after you and I hooked up.

Josh: Wait ... what?

Josh: I can't believe ... I really liked you Bastian!

bastian: I like you too Josh! It's not like we're dating just ... stop yelling ok.

Josh: This is bullshit, I'm leaving Bastian. Call me when you get your act together!

The next morning Bastian resolved to just that. For better or worse, she wasn't in this alone anymore. She had a baby quickly on it's way.

It was time to get her act together.

Starting with one of the most important decisions a pregnant girl could make.

bastian: Ice cream, you're my best friend.

Time passed and the soon to be baby grew. Bastian read everything she could about parenting. She wanted to call her mom, but she was back in Apaloosa Plains, there wasn't much she could do.

She still went to the watering hole, but only for onion rings now. She saw Josh's roommates a lot, but never him.

Dezzy: He misses you, you should come over.

Bastian: He doesn't want to see me

Dezzy: Whatever

She went over anyway, even if he didn't want to see her. She missed his smiling face.

Josh: Bastian ... you look different.

Bastian: Yeah uh ... didn't get to tell you the other day, what with everything else.

They went inside and Josh started his games. Not really acknowledging her, but not ignoring her either.

Bastian: Listen Josh, I'm sorry.

Josh: You didn't do anything. You were right, you didn't make me any promises or anything. It just ... it stung Bastian.

Bastian: I didn't want to hurt you.

Josh: Do you think it's mine?

Bastian: Maybe, I don't really know.

That night when her water broke though, she knew.

Bastian: I'm going to the hospital, I think you should come.

Sidney: You could have told me, you know.

Bastian: I wasn't sure you'd care.

Sidney: Let's just get you and Ares home.

Sidney: You have to keep me in the loop now Bastian. Ares is my son. I want to be involved.

Bastian: I promise I will! The test said he's both Evil and a Genius, so he's going to need a father's influence.

Sidney was happy to oblige, little Ares didn't seem so evil to him.

Bastian was happy to have Sidney back around. She had missed him and his taste for rebellion, just like her.

She never made anyone any promises though.

Josh: Is he supposed to cry like that

Bastian: Yeah, the books all said it was normal

Josh: Hey little guy, you're not so bad, are you?

Bastian didn't mind motherhood. She loved Ares more than she had ever loved anyone else. He was her sun and stars.

Well ... most of the time.

Bastian: Why wont you sleep?

Eventually she had to go back to work though. She left him with the babysitter, though the girls kind of vacant stare was worrying.

Bastian: Ares ... good luck.

He survived! Long enough to have his birthday alone in the dark while his mother worked.

He didn't mind though, a gift from his dad came. Blocks and a peg box and he was happy ... ish.

Ares: Bend to my will peg box!

Bastian tried to balance her dreams with being a mother.

She was only kind of successful.

Bastian: Your dad wants to be involved, maybe he can watch you while I get some peace and quiet.

Ares: Soon mother, soon I will venture out into the world and conquer it! You will see!

Sidney: Hey! It's two of my favorite people.

Ares: So you're the father!

Sidney: Look out Ares! The Claw is coming for you!

Ares: Claw? What witchcraft is this! Is my father a warlock?

Sidney: Tickle Tickle Tickle!

Ares: ah! this is no magic! It is delightful though

Sidney: Whose daddy's big boy?

Ares Well played sir, well played

Bastian: You're really amazing with him you know? He never smiles that much for me.

Ares was a happy child though. Sure someday he would rise to conquer the world, but today he was happy to conquer the toy box.

During her visit Sidney had told her that the bank stored something called 'lifetime happiness points'. It was something everyone in riverview earned. That day she found out she had enough to collect a fat inheritance. She used it to fix up their little shack into something better for her and Ares.

Josh: You finished the house! It looks amazing

Bastian: So do you

old habits die hard.

Josh: This is all you ever want to do with me

Bastian: If you're complaining ...

Bastian: Listen, I have a kid ok. I don't have a lot of time to put into a relationship. All of my free time is for Ares.

He was growing like a weed. Soon it was time for him to grow up again. Bastian missed it, again.

Ares: Mother! I have conquered speech and become self sufficient!I feel like I might like to find some adventure! Let's celebrate with ice cream.

Bastian: Butter Pecan or Mint Chocolate Chip?

Ares: Soon everyone will bow before Ares Snow. Now that I can speak and walk and use the toilet, there's no stopping me!

THANKS FOR READING!

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Sidney: visionofvim

Ares has rolled so far. Evil, Genius, and Adventurer. He definitely has Sidney's coloring, but his eyecolor belongs to Bastian's father.

Also thanks to everyone for all of your lovely comments! I'm really nervous about doing a story driven legacy, so all of your encouragement is truly appreciated.

The Snow Legacy 1-1

simnels — Sun, 12 Feb 2012 16:54:04 GMT

70 Images. Suggest Themes

When Bastian Black left her home in Appaloosa Plains, it was with the plan to go to bridgeport and become a famous rock star. She promised her dad that someday she'd be a star!

She made it as far as Riverview before her money ran out.

No one mentioned how expensive moving across Simland was. At least riverview was green and bright and reminded her of home. And now that she was finally an adult, she could hit up the local watering hole.

Turns out riverview had quite a lot of sights after all.

Sidney: I'm Sidney (visionofvim), I don't think I've seen you before.

Bastian: Bastian Bl ... Snow. Bastian Snow, I'm just passing through though. I'm going to Bridgeport to make it big!

Sidney: Everyone in this town is trying to make it big! You should stick around, the theatre is always looking for stage hands. Maybe you'll get discovered.

It wasn't the worst idea she'd ever heard, and besides she was completely broke. Plus, Sidney Storms was here, and he was possibly the most handsome man she had ever laid eyes on. She was barely nineteen days old, it couldn't hurt to stay in Riverview for a little while.

Josh: I heard you telling Sidney you were going to stay, do you need somewhere to crash?

Bastian: Uhm ... you seem nice and all, but I would feel weird intruding on your place.

Why are the cute ones always so creepy?

Josh: Not with me, I've got enough roomates, I know this place though in town. No one lives there, so you should be fine to squat there for a while.

Bastian: As long as it has four walls and a roof, I guess it couldn't be that bad.

Turns out four walls and a roof were about all the place had. You could even call it a shack!

Bastian: I was expecting a bit ... more.

Josh: For zero dollars? You're lucky it has heat!

She managed to hang up her few mementos from home on the bare walls. It wasn't much, but it made the place feel less empty. Even the old bed cleaned up ok. It wouldn't be the worst place to stay, and maybe she could just crash at Sidney's soon.

The next morning she headed to the theatre like the boys had suggested. Turns out they did need stage hands, and she was able to get a job with a meager salary. It wasn't much but if she worked hard she'd be able to save enough to get to Bridgeport in no time!

Turns out all the people in town were pretty friendly. One of Josh's roommates named Eli told her all about the town. How it was settled on two rivers, and since then there had always been a steady stream of people heading for the big city. Turns out most of them just ended up staying right there in town.

Bastian: Not me! My dad told me the only way I'd ever get my dreams was to go to the big city.

She spent the rest of the day exploring the town. By Sun down she relaxed on a bench for just a moment. Sidney would be out of work soon. Maybe she could catch him on his way home!

When the last show of the night let out she got out her guitar and set up to play. Back in Appaloosa Plains no one could ignore her beautiful songs. Everyone would stop and gather and listen to her.

Sidney didn't even look her way.

Josh noticed though. He watched her half the night.

Josh: You're really good! How about tomorrow I show you around? We'll hit up the hot spots in town.

Bastian: How many hot spots could a town this size have?

The next morning Josh took her to one of the most happening places in all of Riverview.

Bastian: ... it's a pool in an old warehouse.

Josh: I know! Isn't it great?

Sidney: Hey ... Bastian right? So you decided to stay!

Bastian: Yeah, there's a few things here that caught my interest.

Sidney: Just don't get trapped ok? I left my whole family to find something new and exciting and I ended up here. There's nothing here but horses.

Bastian didn't mind horses, really. She also didn't mind her new job. After just two nights she got a promotion with a nice bonus! She knew she should save it for her place in Bridgeport, but the tiny house she was staying in was so drab. What it really needed was some wall paper, maybe some floors.

Bastian: A brighter home will help me feel more creative and make money faster! Who should I show my new place off to?

Bastian: You want to come over? I got wall paper and a night stand, my lamp isn't on the floor anymore.

Josh: For your new place! Every girl needs some flowers.

Bastian: You've been really sweet to me Josh. I don't know what I'd do here without you.

Josh: Sweet is my middle name. Don't worry about it, I like spending time with you.

Bastian liked spending time with him too.

Bastian: Come sit on the bed with me, you can tell me more about your roommates.

Bastian: Sorry I don't have any chairs, we'll just have to lay here and talk I guess.

Josh: There's other things I'd rather do than talk about my roommates.

Things may have gotten a little out of hand.

Josh stayed the night. Bastian fell asleep thinking about Riverview and the people she'd met. It wasn't such a bad place, really.

Bastian: Hey Josh ... about last night.

Josh: We don't have to talk about it right now. We should probably get ready for work

Josh: I'll see you later. Here, I found these outside this morning, maybe your kitchen could use some flowers too.

Instead of going home after work, she headed over to Sidney's place. The night before with Josh had gotten her mixed up. She really liked him. But wasn't it Sidney that had caught her eye? Wasn't he one of the reasons she had stayed in town. She had to find out if there was anything there with him.

Bastian: I'm all moved into my little house now. Maybe we could hang out some time ... you know, like a date.

Sidney: Oh the gossips in town would have a feild day with that!

Sidney: I really like you Bastian. But you're what? 20 days old? I'm almost 30. You're just a kid.

Bastian: 21 days old, and I'm not a kid Sidney.

Bastian: I can take care of myself, don't worry about what the gossips will say.

Sidney: Hey kid, I've got to get ready for work. You can stay if you want, just lock up when you leave.

Sidney: Are we cool? I mean ... do you need to talk or anything?

Bastian: I'm fine Sidney! Don't worry, I'm going to head home.

Now she knew. Sidney Storms was amazing and handsome and a really good kisser. She should be thrilled with the development in their relationship but ... she was still thinking about Josh. At least work kept her busy.

She was even able to bag another promotion. One more and she'd have enough to leave Riverview in her dust. There would be plenty of guys in Bridgeport, she probably wouldn't even remember Sidney or Josh's names.

New promotions call for celebrations, and Bastian did. She celebrated through 5 of the flaming drinks the mixologist handed her.

That night she fell asleep dreaming of her big break.

Bastian: ugh, I feel like garbage

Bastian: Maybe five drinks was one too many.

Bastian: I'll just sleep it off.

Hopefully this queasiness is something that she can just sleep off.

THANKS FOR READING.

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Ugh, plots. I hope you liked this and it wasn't too dramatic. I really enjoyed writing it.

Bastian Black was born in my game. She is the daughter of my Sirius Black sim and she really did move from Appaloosa Plains. Check out my tumblr to find pics from her formative years and other fun stuff.

Sidney was made by the very awesome and talented Vayleen. He is part of the Storms Legacy and you can find him over at visionofvim

Josh was made by me!

Hello Lover - 18 Sultry Lady Posters by Simnels PG-13 and R Rated

simnels — Thu, 13 Oct 2011 04:29:57 GMT

I really wanted some sexy posters to go in my teen boys room. So here is a set of 18 posters, divided into two groups. PG-13 and R. R does feature fully unclad pixel boobs. They are separate and clearly marked so only install what you want.

PG-13

R-Rated

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A Bajillion thanks to arisily for the use of her Elsa in the making of these posters.

Recoloring Custom Paintings with Simnels

simnels — Mon, 10 Oct 2011 20:14:23 GMT

OK! Here I go trying to explain how to recolor custom painting meshes. This is really useful if you want to add pictures of your own sims into pretty frames. This tutorial is going to assume you already know how to use your graphic editor of choice.

Here's what you're going to need:

1. s3oc: Sims 3 Object Cloner. Get the most current version. This is what you use to clone the objects.

2. s3pe Sims 3 Package Editor. This is what you'll use to replace the textures.

3. Some sort of graphic editor. For this tutorial we will be using photoshop cs2, you'll need to adapt it to whatever program you use. Just know, it has to be able to handle alpha layers.

4. NVidia DDS Utilities get whatever version is right for your system.

5. (OPTIONAL) NVidia Photoshop Plugins: if you're using photoshop you'll need these too.

6. A custom mesh you want to retexture. I used this one by AlexPilgrim

FIRST. Maybe go check out THIS tutorial. It shows you the basics of doing this and is super awesome and way better written then anything I can do.

Ok, after you've done that you're going to extract the mesh you downloaded to somewhere it's easily findable. I have a special 'creations' folder on my desktop that I use while I'm working on something.

Next you're going to go into s3oc and select file -> open package

Navigate to the package you want to recolor and click open.

Once it opens, check to make sure it's what you wanted and the hit the 'clone/fix' button on the right hand side.

You should get something that looks like this! On the right hand side you can change the things that are starred (Item Name, Item Description, Item Price). On the left hand side, make sure those boxes are checked and rename it.

It's good form to use your creator name when renaming it, so people who have it in their mods folder know where it's from!

After you've done all that hit start. You will be asked to save your package. Remember where you save it and close s3oc, you wont be using it anymore.

Open up s3pe and open your newly saved package. Along the bottom make sure the following items are selected.

Up at the top make sure you're filtering by 'TAG'.

Now we're going to have to find the file that contains the image we want to edit. More than likely it's not going to be clearly marked. It will be a 'IMG' file though. So to find the one I want, I basically do trial and error. Highlight the first one.

Right click on it and then go down to 'View DDS'.

Uncheck the alpha. Is this what you want to edit? It is! Fantastic! Close the DDS Preview. If it isn't then still close the preview and move on to the next IMG file until you find the right one. It will be the one with whatever the painting is supposed to be.

When you've got the right one, right click on it again go down to export -> to file and save it. DON'T CHANGE THE NAME.

Open your saved DDS up in photoshop (or image editor of your choice). From here you can edit it to replace the original image with your new ones. I'm not going to explain how to do this, here, but if you went through the first tutorial (or you know how to select and resize) then it's really very simple.

Once you've finished make sure you flatten!

All done! Once you're happy with it go ahead and save it as a DDS (I just select save).

Make sure you save it as a DXT5.

Go back to s3oc and highlight the IMG file again. Right click and this time go to import -> from file. Select your newly saved DDS

I just hit 'ok'

After it's done you'll have a brand new IMG file at the bottom. If you highlight and view the dds you'll see your new texture. The one with the strike through is the one you replaced. After you're finished select save. This will commit your changes and save your package. After that you can copy it to your mods folder and go check it out game! Easy Peasy!

BUT WAIT! You're telling me that this particular custom package has several recolors! What are we going to do about the recolors? Well! You have a couple of options.

Let me show you how to delete them.

In s3pe you're going to highlight the OBJD file.

Down at the bottom hit the GRID button

The Material Grid will pop up. Select 'Materials' and hit the little box on the right.

each material is a recolor with '0' being the one we just did. To get rid of the exras just highlight and delete them. Then hit 'ok'

Only 1 material? Awesome! Hit commit. From there you'll want to save and you're done. Move your pretty new picture to your mod -> packages folder and go check it out in game!

SO! As requested, here are the steps I took to make recolor custom pictures. There may be a simpler or more technical way to do this, I don't know. This is how I did it. Hopefully it helps!

UPDATE

simnels — Fri, 07 Oct 2011 14:58:44 GMT

I'm super pissed at the asparagus' right now. So ... that's happening.

I have this other legacy, I've been posting on tumblr. It's on generation 3. Maybe I should put some pics here too?

The Waywoods Generation 2

simnels — Tue, 04 Oct 2011 22:33:04 GMT

As some of you know I have a tumblr legacy called 'The Waywoods'. I've made all of the kids available over on tumblr, but I thought I'd share them with my lj friends too!

Everyone is packaged with base game content so they should work for anybody.

CC Not Included but can be found:
Nicky's hair/outfit. Jack's Hair. Chuck's Shirt: Store Content
Jack's Shirt: Club Crimsyn
Jack's Chops: MTS
Marius' Hair: Lotus
Marius' Sweater: Dalagitah
Chuck's hair: Raon

ETA: I use a lot of different slider hacks. This shouldn't worry you though, as long as you don't change the sims face (why would you? they're beautiful!) they'll keep their features, even if you don't have the hacks. Also the features will breed true.

Nicholas ‘Nicky’ Wood In Game

Adventurous Athletic Friendly Grumpy Lucky

LTW: Become an Astronaut

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Jack Wood in game

Family Oriented, Friendly, Hot Headed, Rebellious, Slob

LTW: Create three monsters

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Charlotte ‘Chuck’ Flint in game

Ambitious Athletic Dramatic Exciteable Childish

LTW: Become world famous actress

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Marius Flint in game

Brave, Artistic, Hopeless ROmantic, Innapropriate, Virtuoso

LTW: One Sim Band

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The Asparagus Awesomesauce 2.2

simnels — Sat, 10 Sep 2011 00:22:46 GMT

Last time: Blueberry and Fancy had two lovely daughters named Peaches and Clementine. Peaches is kind of evil. She has an imaginary friend (shhh he doesn't know he's imaginary) named Frankie who plans on killing Clementine. Fancy continued to have a rocking bod.

Frankie: Hey peaches, what's going on. Ready to get rid of clementine yet?

Peaches: When did you get here Frankie? Are you ever going to take that silly costume off? Let's just go play, ok?

It's like a horor movie.

Frankie has some serious anger issues. I've been trying to figure out his traits.

Blueberry: Look at that vision of loveliness, how could I ever take my eyes off of you?

who are you talking to BB?

it's a picture of himself ... topless.

ClementineI wonder if I could chew this blow into some sort of key? Freedom is near

Playing on the streets, Clementine is going to need a big girl bed.

I can only assume that fancy is trying to assert her dominance with her boobs. Only explanation.

Peaches: It's bed time Frankie, you better get home.

Frankie: Let me just hop in my rocket ship.

♥ Fancy

Peaches: I changed my mind Frankie, you can kill her if you want.

He never did though. They played hopscotch instead.

Frankie: I wish she knew who I really am, then she could make me real

Frankie: Peaches! Where did you go! We weren't done playing!

Peaches: Oh my god Frankie! GO HOME!

The next morning peaches was mad at Frankie. He should know girls should be alone in the bathroom.

Clementine:Day four: Today I'm trapped in a chair painted like a bear. At least the overlords have provided sustenence

Peaches meets my self sims son Tracy.

Peaches: Everyone in my family is named for fruit. What are you named for?

Tracy: My mom just keeps muttering something about Story Progression

It's Clementine's birthday. The usual crowd is there.

Fancy: you're always over here Brenna. I'm not even sure how I know you!

Brenna: I'm here because I wanted to see your kids, I'm just so proud of you. Family!

Fancy: I guess that's ok, I don't have time to chase you around anymore, I have a family to think of.

That's probably for the best fancy.

Peaches: Can we just get this over with, no one cares!

Precious

Seriously, where are her cards? Ah well. She's a Genius, Neurotic and couch Potato

Stealing Peaches only friend is a dangerous seat to sit in Clementine.

Regardless, she went home with Tracy after school.

This is where my self sim lives I guess.

Clementine ensures she will never get a return visit by breaking the shower.

Clementine: That will keep peaches off my back.

Clementine: You seem really nice Tracy, but my sister is super mean.

At home Peaches can only plot world domination with Frankie while they're in the air. We must think of security of course.

Peaches: We're going to be rich Frankie, just you watch!

Blueberry loves both of his girls of course, but he seems to get along better with Clementine.

Blueberry: Time to scare the pants off a little girl!

Clementine: BUT I'M WEARING SHORTS!

Fancy is not having a good day. Someone booby trapped the toilet.

Fancy: Those kids! I'm going to get them!

Not the sink too!

Fancy: I bet it was Peaches. That girl has a wild streak!

Fancy: PEACHES!

Frankie! Was that you?

Frankie: Nah, I'm just excited to mop it up.

Clementine: Is someone there?

Clementine: ... Frankie?

Clementine: HAS MY GENIUS MADE ME CRAZY?

Clementine needs to do more research on this.

Peaches: It's my birthday, where's my party?

Some party

Peaches is now Evil, Neat, Loves the Outdoors, and Mean Spirited

which, btw is one of my all time favorite traits.

Frankie is a teen now too.

Just a man taking a bath, move along.

Frankie: Hey peaches! It's morning! Let's go play!

Peaches: Frankie, I'm trying to sleep.

Peaches: Spaz, why would you wake me up?

Frankie: You've been in bed forever, let's play!

Peaches: What's your problem frankie? Don't you have a home! How come you're always here!

Peaches: You're like some kind of monster! I don't WANT to play. I want to sleep!

Peaches: GO AWAY FRANKIE!

Things have changed since she became a teenager.

Peaches: Why didn't I get a birthday party?

Fancy: Why didn't I get to be a celebrity in bridgeport?

She's starting fights with everyone today. She must be in one of those moods.

She's so pretty though!

Peaches: I can't take this! I'm skipping school!

And so she did. First she took a rainbow gem to the science center, they kept sending her notices that they needed one.

Next to a club in queenstown she heard served to minors.

Maybe you've had a bit too much.

Peaches: I'm fine!

Clementine: I know you're more than a doll Frankie. I'll show them.

Clementine: I still love you Frankie.

After getting home from her big day out Peaches just wanted some mac and cheese and a nap.

Blueberry: How dare you skip school! You know I'm trying to get a promotion! The whole town so you getting drunk at that club. WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU PEACHES!

Peaches: I'll show him what's wrong.

... damn Peaches. You scary!

The Asparagus family believes firmly in the 'pretend it never happened policy'

Fancy: Clementine baby, why don't you come help mommy water.

Clementine: Can't mom, I have important things to do.

Peaches: You look stupid dressed like that. Your music is bad and you should feel bad.

Peaches: Oh ... also, could you teach me to drive?

THAT'S IT FOR NOW! So I got a new computer, this update is the first to come out of it. What do you think? I think the pictures look nicer. Maybe you can't tell ... I don't know.

Also, if you want to hang out with me more often come find me on Tumblr

THANKS FOR READING!

New Sim for Download. Carey Flint

simnels — Fri, 09 Sep 2011 19:59:48 GMT

You can find more pics and all the details for downloading him over at my TUMBLR.

CLICK HERE

I'm going to do an asparagus update tonight!

The Asparagus Awesomesauce 2.1

simnels — Fri, 02 Sep 2011 22:18:55 GMT

LAST TIME: Fancy and Blueberry went on a honeymoon to egypt. Thats pretty much it. Man, I need to get more creative with this.

So, where were we? Oh Yes! Fancy is pregnant and setting out on a quest to find out why Sarah and Brenna know so much about her! First she has to make the bed.

Blueberry: Oh god fancy, just hold on ok? Take some deep breathes.

Fancy: what's your problem?

Blueberry: Should I boil some water? What about towels! Do we have clean towels?

Fancy: Seriously blueberry, did you take something? What's wrong with you?

Does he have some sort of psychic link to her uterus? The world may never know.

Anyway, here's Peaches Asparagus. She's neat and evil.

Which is funny, because personally, I think neat people are evil.

Also, check out the guidelines for Orange Generation:

Generation Two
Color: Orange
Challenge: Creativity & Activity

Orange is a bright and happy color. It is full of energy and can even convince the laziest person to get off their butt. It is even known to incite creativeness in even the most “uncreative people”. Thus for the orange generation it is all about creativity and physical activity.

- Money may only be made by novels/painting/music
- Must Know All music compositions for 1 instrument (all learnable guitar/bass/keyboard songs)
- Full Athletic Skill
- Must be Sim FU Master (world adventures)
- If a sim is given an imaginary friend at birth they must keep it and keep best friend status with it until adulthood.(generations)

I WROTE that and even I think I'm a dbag now. So, we'll how much of that gets done.

Fancy: Babies kind of suck, you want to just have a birthday party now?

Blueberry: I'll get the cake

All the important people are in attendance

IDK my BFF Brenna

Fancy: I'm just going to do this now while they're all distracted by the rhythm

Blueberry: Baby, watching you clean baby spittle and cake off your maternity tank top gets me so hot.

IT'S YOUR DAUGHTERS FIRST BIRTHDAY!

Speaking of. Of course she's girly, she's evil and neat.

Blueberry: I just had shower sex.

Obviously my self sim is not impressed.

Neither is Brenna.

Fancy: Who invited you anyway!

This train wreck of inappropriateness just never stops.

Please, enjoy this wholesome palette cleanser.

Fancy: Blueberry, I'm pregnant.

Blueberry: No that ... that's fine. I wanted this waffle in my trachea. Pregnant you say?

Once he got over the initial shock of swallowing an entire waffle whole, he warmed up to have another baby. Their first was pretty cool.

Peaches: Keep making out, it's not like I need to eat or anything

Italics means it's psychic right? Cause toddlers can't form sentences.

Who needs foods when you have a dolly named Frank.

Fancy: Now peaches, just because mommy is having a new baby doesn't mean you're not special. You're very special.

Peaches:I will fight this new baby for food if I have to

It's obvious to everyone involved that Peaches is hugely a Daddy's girl and that he is secretly family oriented.

Evil. Why you gotta do me like this Peaches?

These were the golden times of Peaches' life.

Frank is the single scariest thing in the entire world.

The sequence of this makes me laugh a lot harder than I should.

Fancy took the baby on a walk to the park. Because queenstown is moderately sized it was dark by the time they got there.

Peaches of course couldn't leave until she had ridden the best ride.

She might not leave even after.

Fancy: Did she see?

Nah, she's asleep. It's fine.

Fancy: You guys didn't tell me ambien would kick in so fast.

There are worse places to take a nap is all I'm saying.

Blueberry: I didn't say you could intrude on our private time.

Fancy enjoyed her time off from the job she'd never gone to. This pregnancy was not as taxing and left her time to do all the things she loved. Mostly laundry and gardening, but to each their own.

Blueberry on the other hand still found his wife completely intoxicating. It was like they were once again meeting at the consignment shop to buy second hand wine.

Peaches: Seriously though, how hard is it to just get a bottle from the fridge?

As the days wore on Blueberry was practically pooping with excitement over his next child.

Blueberry: Don't worry Peaches, you'll always be Daddy's princess.

And then I barf everywhere over how domestic this is.

I don't even need to make commentary anymore at this point.

Fancy: Another beautiful morning, another chance to make the bed!

Fancy: Oh ... oh no! Hold on baby, let me tuck in the sheet first!

I don't think that's what's happening Fancy!

Turns out it was. Directly after depositing lovely Clementine into the crib Fancy peed on the floor in front of her. Really, it's some kind of tradition at this point. Also, since this is an awesomesauce we're done with kids. YAY!

Fancy was too busy expelling things from her nether regions to notice that it was Peaches birthday.

Peaches: This oversight will not be forgotten

She gained the Loves The Outdoors trait. Also, that weird jaw thing works itself out in adulthood. Until then she's awk looking.

Best. Birthday. Ever.

Peaches: Come on Frank. We have better things to do with our time then hang out with babies.

Clementine was aged to toddler as well. Though without a party. I just completely spazzed on a CAS photo apparently. Her traits are Genius and Couch Potato. She's not nearly as girly as her sister.

Peaches: Daddy! Why aren't you paying attention! You said I was the princess.

Shhh Peaches! Clementine is walking!

Fancy took the oppurtunity of both of her daughters vying for Blueberry's attention to escape the house. Why not pillage the community gardens while we're at it!

There's clementines face. She looks very similar to her sister, though obviously with different coloring.

And suddenly all of my childhood nightmares have become a reality.

Frankie: Soon the usurper will be destroyed so that Princess Peaches can rule!

Frankie: So ... death to all humans?

Peaches: Not all, mostly just little sisters. Daddy can stay.

Peaches: That imaginary friend disguise is the best thing I've ever seen! You look just like my doll Frankie!

Frankie: But peaches ... eh, I'll tell her later.

The perk of being the oldest is obviously getting to have the top bunk.

Family fun park take two. This time with the whole family.

Blueberry: Princess, why don't you go play.

Peaches: And ruin my dress?

Clementine knows how to have a good time!

That's one way not to get dirty.

Now this next bit, it was really late, and the game was being so buggy and I was so tired. Anyway, I got legitimately scared.

This guys, in a hospital gown just came up and attacked blueberry!

LOOK AT HIS EYES! IS THIS 28 DAYS LATER AND NO ONE TOLD ME?

Blueberry: You better get out of here guy! I've seen the walking dead.

Blueberry: I know to aim for the brain.

THANKS FOR READING!!!!

You're in for a treat!

simnels — Fri, 02 Sep 2011 02:20:26 GMT

Do you like me?

do you like TUMBLR?

DO YOU LIKE ANIMATED GIFS?

THEN YOU'LL LOVE THIS!

SIMNELS ON TUMBLR

I hope you love stream of consciousness sims live blogging.

simnels — Mon, 29 Aug 2011 03:17:03 GMT

while the sky fell over on the east coast we had an absolutely beautiful day here in detroit. So much so that I got this awesome wolf arm painting. Thank you to everyone who wished me a happy
birthday!

I also played a little Sims medieval tonight (topical) that game is pretty fun!

Woot Woot

simnels — Sun, 28 Aug 2011 12:26:04 GMT

It's my birthday you guys! Go have a fun day in my honor!

The Asparagus Awesomesauce 1.2

simnels — Thu, 25 Aug 2011 02:24:03 GMT

LAST TIME: Blueberry Asparagus came into existence and decided to be a ladies man. This plan was derailed by him meeting fancy. The double E cup goddess of his dreams. They had a nice wedding where they were stalked by some sims that seemed to know them. We join them now on their wedding night ooooohhh.

So then. Wedding night.

Blueberry: Zzzz gunna honey moon so hard

Blueberry: Zzzz name not girly, blueberries are manly zzzZ

Fancy is neat. Here are her stats.

Hopeless Romantic, Flirt, Neat, .... balls .... I forgot the rest.

We're going to egypt bitches!

Well, it is their honeymoon after all.

Blueberry: Fancy! Get back in here you're causing a scene!

Fancy: You're not the boss of me!

Indeed, she ventured out on her own.

Fancy had big dreams for her trip in egypt, most of which involved shopping and eating.

Blueberry: I'm really digging the idea of being an adventurer

and the award for worst pun goes to me!!

Fancy gets the most out of her vacation. This includes learning a song she'll never ever stop singing, and dancing with snakes.

Blueberry: I wonder what being married will be like.

It'll be even better if you bring her treasure!

Blueberry: I brought her treasure, she wont stop reading that book.

She's reading how to make your favorite food, jerk.

Blueberry simply can not stand being ignored. He decides his best course of action is to tell the food lady that her whole country smells funny. He's classy like that

Maybe you shouldn't pick fights with people who can kick your ass is all I'm saying.

I want you to notice all the fucks that Fancy gives.

Egypt is lovely but sometimes you begin to miss home. They hadn't even spent much time together

Blueberry: That one is called Urectom. It's my favorite

Brosef apparently doesn't like being woken up to the sound of matrimonial love making. Maybe he's jealous.

Never stop singing that song for the rest of her life.

Is this an episode of doctor who? Why is everyone running?

One last adventure before it's time to go home. Fancy decides to join him this time.

Blueberry: Baby, I knew you were the one for me. Now jump in that pool of questionable ancient water.

TEAM WORK!

Unfortunately they had to go home before they could find anything. Have a seque.

Back at home they enjoy Blueberry's favorite food. Schwarma (incidentally, also one of my favorite foods)

Fancy: This show is for you mail lady, they loved it in Egypt.

She's very tough, filling out thank you cards for her wedding.

Driving her old beater. I'm truly scared.

Fancy: it's that strange woman from my wedding, they always seem to be around!

I demolished the old house and built a new one. I like it better I think. That trampoline was a wedding gift from Brenna (aka makesomelove)

Blueberry: Before I left for work my house was smaller but had more stuff. Now it's bigger with less stuff.

Blueberry: I don't like this!

Don't question it my love.

As you may not remember, Blueberry's life ambition is to be a rocks star.

He writes a song about his weird changing house. Fancy feels oddly drawn to it.

Later that evening though, he feels oddly drawn to her rack which has been growing bigger. He can only assume it's because he wished for it very hard.

Blueberry is living the sweet life. A 1989 computer and a gorgeous wife. What more could a man ever possibly want?

Fancy: I don't know if you've noticed but ... I'm pregnant.

Blueberry: did she just say she has a present? Man, everytime I look at her I just picture her naked

Blueberry: What kind of present? IS IT AN X BOX?

Fancy: Dumb ass, I said I'm pregnant.

Blueberry: Oh ... pregnant. That's totally as cool as an xbox.

No it isn't.

Fancy doesn't really think being pregnant is as cool as an xbox either.

Life continues on in it's normal way. Fancy is asked by their friend (who's name I always forget) Emo hair to fix his tv. They need the cash to help furnish their new abode, so she agrees.

Fancy: Listen emo hair. I'm pregnant, so pretty soon I'm not going to be able to fix your tv ok? I gotta raise this baby.

Speaking of babies. The new xbox was pressing down on her bladder something terrible. She eventually had to stop at a neighbors to use their restroom.

Fancy: Oh god, it's that woman. She's pregnant too!

Fancy: Sorry I hope you don't mind, I really need to use your bathroom. I'm pregnant and sometimes you just have to go.

Sarah (AKA MY SELF SIM): It's ok Fancy. I've known you were pregnant since the begining.

Fancy was left with a weird feeling. Who was this woman and how did she know all the details of her life?

She would just have to find out!

AND THAT'S IT! I know it's getting weirdly meta and I just don't even care. The next update will be ... interesting. Switching computers shortly.

Thanks for reading!

All My Alliterations

simnels — Sat, 20 Aug 2011 17:43:10 GMT

You may remember that I have 2 other sims up here for dl named Benny and Anna. They're based on some characters of mine. Those old sims didn't look right. So here are the right versions. Brother and Sister. Benny is working on making a comic book with his cousin. Anna works as a tour manager. Both are packaged with strictly basegame content EXCEPT I have included their tattoos because I think they're important. If you don't have them downloaded they wont show up. Easy.

THINGS OF INTEREST:
Skins/Tamo
Eyes/Miss BonBon
sliders/Johna Johna 2 Ahmed Delphy

you don't need all those sliders. Just don't mess with the structural features of the sim (don't make anna's eyes bigger for example) and they'll stay as they are. They should also breed true.

here's how they'll look in CAS

DOWNLOAD ANNA

DOWNLOAD BENNY

grab their tattoos HERE HERE HERE and HERE

Anna's hair is a Store item from the August Set. I thought Benny's hair was by Aikea but I'm not sure. Anna's shirt if from All About Style. Benny is wearing freckles that honestly could be from anywhere but I'm almost positive they're by Papercat. Anna's makeup is by Tamo and Liegenschonheit. Her dermals are from IN3's LITTLE PLACE

Sneaky

simnels — Fri, 19 Aug 2011 03:49:11 GMT

I have a few projects in the works. I got some bad news today, so I didn't get as much done as I had hoped, but here's a couple previews.

my new friend Anna Apple

the pop sensation 'Feel Everything'

simnels — Sat, 13 Aug 2011 04:17:09 GMT

Our founder is this first attempt at a sims 3 Awesomesauce.

If you don't know. An awesomesauce legacy is this super awesome challenge my dearest tinykat helped create. Each generation has it's own set of rules, challenges, and specific color. It was great fun for the sims 2. About a month ago I took it upon myself to convert the rules of it for the sims 3. If you're interest (and why wouldn't you be?) go check out the new revamped Awesomesauce Rules fot the Sims 3

Generation One
Color: Blue
Challenge: Getting Started

As it is already difficult enough to begin a legacy with no cheating there is no “additional” challenges for this generation. I wonder how long it will be until your founder has wallpaper in all rooms??

Here is our fearless founder. First day in the world, first days for this world. What are you thinking B.B.? Any deep words of wisdom.

Blueberry: I could really go for a beer.

-sigh-

Everyone knows founders can't start drinking until after they've become gainfully employed, so B.B. heads into town. His dream is the be a Rockstar, but you have to start someone. He takes a job as a fan, he gets early admission to shows as long as he screams and get the crowd riled up. It's a sweet gig.

Blueberry: So, about that beer.

It's like 9 am bro. None of the bars are even open yet.

Blueberry: Guess I better go look for a lady then.

The first girl he meets is my lovely BFF Brenna (makesomelove).

Blueberry: You look like a girl who likes surprises

Brenna: Who is this guy? I do love surprises though.

Brenna: OH MY GOD FLOWERS.

In my mind I imagine her yelling at me that's she's pooping, because that's our favorite expression for being excited.

Blueberry: Blueberry Asparagus is the name, and these flowers are for a beautiful flower.

After she laughed at his pick up line they gosspiped about terrible people who go to concerts.

Blueberry: I just really love all kinds of fruits and vegetables you know? I really love the color blue too. So I figure blueberry is an awesome name.

Brenna: Aren't Blueberries kind of purple though? Also, it sounds like a girls name.

While Blueberry tries not to have a rage attack over people thinking he's a purple girl, I wander around town to find other ladies.

I find my own self sim talking to a pregnant and married Sammi Ursine Flint.

Come on B.B. we have to go find some ladies. You can tell Brenna ghost stories later.

The pool is a perfectly cromulant place to meet ladies.

Blueberry: This place is a ghost town man. There's no one here to check out my sweet swimming moves.
Sorry bro, I should probably add more sims

Blueberry decided that if he couldn't have ladies he could at least get day drunk. SO he headed to the cosignment store to pick up some cheep wine.

Blueberry: I wish I had a lady to share this with.

Holy E cup! I think we've found someone

Blueberry: Yeah, I'd like to dig in her garden if you know what I mean.

? Is this guy wearing all blue? God he looks like a d-bag.

Blueberry: Hey baby, the name is Blueberry, you single?

? Oh ... I'm fancy. Isn't Blueberry kind of a girls name?

Blueberry: Isn't Fancy kind of a dumb name? Especially since you're dressed kind of dumpy? Listen, you're smokin hot so I'm going to forgive you this one time.

Blueberry: You want these flowers? They're fancy, just like you?

Fancy: I've never heard that line before! They're beautiful.

Turns out fancy is both flirty and a hopeless romantic.

it was like shooting fish in a slutty barrel.

We let fancy get back to work so he could learn a guitar skill. All his wants revolved around her though.

Blueberry: Did you see those melons?

Yeah, I saw. I was there when Brenna made her.

Blueberry simply couldn't get Fancy off the brain. That night he invited her over for a sweet sweet salad.

Blueberry: Do you like my blue house? It goes with my blue name.

Fancy: Aren't Blueberries actually purple?

Blueberry: Those are fighting words.

Don't worry. It was just sexy pillow fighting.

Blueberry: Fancy, since I met you it has felt like the first day of my life.

Fancy: Oh b.b. I feel the same way.

Blueberry:I hope I feel like this forever.

Fancy: You're so sweet.

Blueberry: Sweet enough to be your boyfriend?

I'm guessing she said yes.

The next morning Fancy left before B.B. woke up. But not before showing us her rocking udnerwear.

B.B. woke up with a new lease and purpose of life. He knew what he needed

Blueberry: Beers!

well, close.

Before work B.B. stopped at the consignment store to peep on his favorite girl.

Blueberry: Boo, I can't stay. I just want you to know that someday I'm gunna build you your dream house, cause you're my dream girl!

With that he headed off to his first day at work. All of his wants still contained fancy. He was a man obsessed.

Blueberry: Hey girl, you off work?

Blueberry: Put on your best outfit, I'm taking you out.

That's not exactly what we had in mind fancy. He gave her some wine anyway.

Bartender: You ok guy? You're looking kind of nervous.

Blueberry: I just have to ask the most beautiful women in the world to commit herself to only me. Can a flower belong to only one man?

After a lovely dinner and drinks B.B. brought fancy outside to watch the sun rise.

Blueberry: Fancy, I want to hold you in my arms forever.

Blueberry: I know it's only the second day we've known each other, but it feels like I've known you my whole life.

Blueberry: Marry me?

That was so easy it should be illegal!

Blueberry: Hey guy I met at work today. Do you want to come to my bachelor party?

nice seque, eh?

Stone Corner Pub was the host of his bachelor party. He invited Brenna too, but she didn't show.

Blueberry: Hey man, you better start drinking if you want to catch up.

Totally not the saddest bachelor of all time.

Also not the most homoerotic.

Blueberry: Today is the day I marry my beautiful fancy rose.

Blueberry: Today .... today I become a man.

So intense.

BREAK! This is the rando my self sim married. He's the stylist. I married a gay man.

Blueberry prepares for his nuptuals as the guests arrive.

I'm so proud that Fancy actually showed up.

So did Brenna ... running uphill in her formal wear.

Blueberry: Fancy! What are you doing! This is bad lucky!

Fancy: Some woman is chasing me!

Brenna: I'm not chasing you! I MADE you. I mean I'm the maid of honor.

Fancy: Who are you?

Blueberry: We don't have time for this my dove. It's time to go get married.

Brenna: He's so handsome!

My self sim also decided to attend the ceremony.

WAY TO RUIN THE BRIDAL WALK BRO!

IT was a lovely ceremony and everyone was moved deeply.

Especially Brenna. She sobbed through the entire thing. Sad that she didn't marry B.B.? Proud that her creation is joining the legacy? The world may never know.

Blueberry: Time to eat some cake! Yeah!

Fancy: Where's my husband?

Brenna: shhhh eat your cake

Fancy: There's something weird about those women. Don't you think? Who even are they.

Blueberry: Baby, don't worry about them. Let's boogy!

The night was winding down. Blueberry and fancy went to check out the little fountain garden.

Blueberry: Fancy, I can't wait to spend the rest of my life with you. Just wait, you're going to love our honeymoon! I can't wait to show you egypt.

Fancy: Come on big Daddy. Let's go home.

So that's it for now! Will Fancy discover who those strange women are? Will anything interesting happen in egypt? Will Blueberry become a rockstar? You'll just have to wait until next time!

THANKS FOR READING!

Self Sim

simnels — Mon, 08 Aug 2011 22:29:23 GMT

Gave my self sim new hair to reflect my own new hair.

Who's that blue haired man in the background? Well you'll just have to wait and see!

Heeeey

simnels — Wed, 15 Jun 2011 21:38:33 GMT

So I'm totally obsessed with Joey and his weird ass girlfriend and his imaginary friend that is slowly losing it's mind. Going to move them to a new town and probably an ISBI or something. Who knows. But seriously, LOOK AT HIM.

While I'm here. my friend Cassie asked me to post picture of the sims that were made of me and my bff Brenna (makesomelove

Brenna's looks just like her actually. It's a little weird.

Mine looks less like me. Here are some pictures I took just this very moment with my web cam for reference.

One of us together

These sims of mine

simnels — Tue, 07 Jun 2011 16:03:34 GMT

I'm at an impasse bro's.

I've got these sims that I play. I take pictures because at this point, seven years later, I don't know how NOT to take pictures of sims.

So what should I do? Should I keep posting a not legacy? Turn it into a real legacy? Some third thing ... maybe run for president?

I don't really know. I will have these sims up for download soonish

Moar

simnels — Mon, 06 Jun 2011 22:50:10 GMT

Here's more of the Flints. It gets really choppy through here because I was stressed out with the game.

Nikki had twins. Dakota and Alice. They suck pretty bad.

So this is still going on.

Ashley became a kid and this is the best pic I got. I was VERY frazzled.

I believe this is Dakota. If it is then she's Brave and Athletic

Then this is Alice and she's Athletic and Clumsy

Ashley was late for school and Nikki lost her shit.

Ashley is a Loner and a Klepto. Joey is Evil and Shy. Why can't they be friends?

Joey did this

The twins became girls. There's no pictures because they both were such unholy nightmares.

I don't like you either

Why can't you just play nicely?

Why don't I have any pictures of her sister?

Guess who grew into a teen with only his imaginary friend to cheer for him?

Now he's Excitable, Evil, Shy and a Genius.

His parents won a free two day vacation. So in his one moment of normal teenage antics he threw a party. Intent that no one would come and he'd spend the night alone with his imaginary friend Trudy.

Then this vision showed up. Sammi Ursine is just as weird as he is.

Not the way to attract a girl!

Joey: So .. Sammi ... are you single?

Trudy:why do you need to know Joey? Don't you love me anymore?

There is Dakota!

So very unimpressed by the sleeping teenagers. Notice Trudy hasn't left Joey's side.

There's only one place in the world for people who complain as much as Alice.

the internet

tired boo?

He managed to clean the house before they came back but he got in trouble for skipping school.

Joey had his first date. They went to a movie.

Trudy stayed at home

The next night was prom, but he got there so late nothing interesting happened

They did get a cute picture though.