My last two Free Will Astrologies

Virgo:: When I was 19 years old, a so-called psychic predicted I would die when I was 24. As much as I scoffed at his careless quackery, his words subliminally worried me for years. On the day I turned 25 I celebrated extra hard. Partly because of that experience, I've always tried to be impeccably conscientious about how I conduct myself as a fortune-teller. I've vowed never to manipulate you with melodramatic prophecies that could distort your free will. So it's with a cautious sense of responsibility that I offer the following augury: The weeks ahead could be one of the most illuminating and successful times of the last five years.

Virgo:: A talent scout who has the power to change your course is drawing closer and closer. Find out why, and capitalize on it. Meanwhile, a chameleon who has always had your number just lost it. Find out the details, and take advantage. If that's not enough to keep you busy, I'll clue you in to the fact that a cool fool only recently realized you have something that he or she wants. Find out who and what, and exploit the possibilities. (P.S.: I should also mention that there's a wild thing out there who would love to lick your hand. Find out why, etc.)

So, I know that "success" does not equal money, despite what Western culture thinks. But, let me say, if this in fact means "money" or "lucrative part time job," I would be really happy. This month, with its absolute total craziness, is causing me to go prematurely gray. It's so much going on... and I know it's good stress, 'cause at the end of it, I'll have a new job, a husband, and a new place to call our own, but right now, while everything is up in the air, I am FREAKING OUT, YO.

There are times when I am very, very grateful to be the SuperVirgo with Super Scheduling Mojo. This is one of those times.

Also, I think that "wild thing" prefers the color Blue, no? :)