Temporarily deaf

So, I stayed at J's today to make sure the kitties get adjusted. I was in the shower and suddenly, an alarm goes off. After a careful check around (no open doors or windows, no spooked pets), I called to figure out how to turn off what I assumed was a security system. Well, they don't HAVE a security system.

What they do have is two kinds of smoke alarms. The ones that were battery operated were quiet. The three that were wired into the house were going APESHIT. It took me about 15 minutes to get them disconnected, and the one in the basement was inexplicably filled with water.

So, yeah. Jason's house hates me, I have to now go rinse dried shampoo out of my hair, and I can't hear shit.