Seen around Albuquerque...

"Lookin' Good For Jesus" lip balm, to help you "get tight with Christ."
That just sounds dirty, no?
(Seen at Hastings)

'Drop. Your. Sword.' painting
$350, Artist: Tim Myers
(Seen at O'Neill's Pub)
Not pictured: A Walk In Wills center right next to the AARP.