What the hell?
1. Awww, Miss USA runner-up Carrie Prejean is in danger of losing her Miss California crown because she posed for topless pictures.
Her response? That this is part of an attack on her to "silence" her beliefs on civil marriage. Girl, no. You lied on an official form, stating that you'd never posed nude or topless. The fact that it pretty much shows you're a hypocrite and a Biblical cherry-picker is just a bonus.
2. On 'Good Morning America' this morning, Bristol palin stepped out as a new spokeswoman for abstinence. At first, I thought I had stumbled onto The Onion, but I was wrong. And then I almost peed myself laughing. Yes, Bristol. Please advocate abstinence, seeing as how it worked out so well for you and all. Might I suggest you look into sex education instead? Perhaps something that might remind you to double-check if your partner is wearing a raincoat or not?
3. How to know you've trained your boyfriend well: he comes in from work, kisses you, and then immediately compliments your eye shadow.
ETA: GO MAINE! YIPEEEE!
Her response? That this is part of an attack on her to "silence" her beliefs on civil marriage. Girl, no. You lied on an official form, stating that you'd never posed nude or topless. The fact that it pretty much shows you're a hypocrite and a Biblical cherry-picker is just a bonus.
2. On 'Good Morning America' this morning, Bristol palin stepped out as a new spokeswoman for abstinence. At first, I thought I had stumbled onto The Onion, but I was wrong. And then I almost peed myself laughing. Yes, Bristol. Please advocate abstinence, seeing as how it worked out so well for you and all. Might I suggest you look into sex education instead? Perhaps something that might remind you to double-check if your partner is wearing a raincoat or not?
3. How to know you've trained your boyfriend well: he comes in from work, kisses you, and then immediately compliments your eye shadow.
ETA: GO MAINE! YIPEEEE!