PSA from your daughters, lovers, girlfriends, and wives:

Menfolk, we understand that you have facial hair. We also sympathize that most of you cannot shave in the shower like we do. However. If you're gonna shave over the bathroom sink, please please move things, then clean up. We do not appreciate stubbly bits in my our hairbrushes and decorating our soap bars.

Sincerely,
The women (and men) who love and tolerate you