Of course...

Ten minutes after I made last night's post, the power blew. I spilled pink wax on my carpet while lighting candles. I deposited an entire handful of Swarovski crystals into the wrong bin while trying to clean by candlelight. And this morning, my floor lamp tipped over by itself and shattered itsy bitsy glass shards everywhere, one of which promptly imbedded itself in my toe.

GRAH.