Dear NBC

It's a silver medal, not the fucking end of the world. SHUT UP or I will laugh when those teensy, awesome gymnasts crush your head with their thighs.

ETA: Reporter who asked Alicia Sacramone if she thinks she lost the team the gold, and what was on her mind when she fell of that tiny 4" beam after a crazy vault: please go mute for the rest of your life, you unfeeling excuse for a human being. I want to give that girl a hug-- mistake or no, she's a freaking amazon. A very tiny amazon, but still. She could probably kill me with her pinky.

Yeah, I wrote an email.