Does that mean I get a promotion?

So, we're having a problem with one of our clients' laser scanners. It works just fine when we plug it in here, but anywhere off-site it just stops working. Frustrated at having tried every troubleshooting fix in our trick hat, Sara and Charlie called me into his office.

He wanted to know how much we should bill to exorcise it of bad energy and how much sage I'd need to smudge it. My new title? "Metaphysical Technician."

Heh.