Oh man.
Michael (my boss): Did you do anything to your hair recently?
Me: No. Why?
Michael: Do you ever watch The Office?
Me: No, but I'm about to start watching. A friend is gonna lend me her boxsets.
Michael: Oh. You know, you kinda look just like Pam. She's the secretary.
Me: Isn't she the one carrying on the affair with her coworker?
Michael: Yep. That's the one.
In her office, Sara was dying.