Hee.

How to tell that Tex is home for the holidays: every other sentence either begins or ends with "...darlin'" and his usually unaccented American is replaced by a molasses-thick Texas drawl. It's fucking adorable.

And now, please take my incredibly important poll, because I can't choose:
Poll #1111508 Jewelry Display

I'm buying a jewelry display for necklace photography. I shoud get:

Black velvet to repel flash
30(76.9%)
White leatherette to show off the colors in the stones
9(23.1%)
Thank you. I am so indecisive. Leaning towards white, but I'm still undecided.