Flirting: You're doing it wrong
Example 1: Ariel and I went to Trader Joe's so she could get ingredients for her fudge. We're in the checkout, and a girl in a Trader Joe's shirt walks up to me and informs me that "her friend" thinks I'm cute, but neglects to say who. Wow. I was unaware that anyone past middle school age still used that tactic. Anyway, if it's who I think it is, it's a guy who looks freakishly like Jon. Which is funny in and of itself, I guess.
Example 2: I'm in the wine shop, picking up a riesling for the night, and one of the clerks came up with a bottle. He says, "I just have to tell you, if you buy this bottle, then I'm half off." I blinked. Yep, that's the worst pick up line of at least all of December.
Example 2: I'm in the wine shop, picking up a riesling for the night, and one of the clerks came up with a bottle. He says, "I just have to tell you, if you buy this bottle, then I'm half off." I blinked. Yep, that's the worst pick up line of at least all of December.