Downtime: I have to amuse myself somehow.

http://www.someecards.com





Paging Anna...


LOL.


Miliseconds after? Yeah. That's me. I'm such a dude.
During? Only once, I swear.


What? Clowns are fucking scary, okay?






I had an ex who said that to me once. Seriously. What an asshole.
Betcha can't figure out who. I'll give you one guess.


In case you needed a clue.


Man, I can never resist a good theme.






Some times, it's the best thing you can say to a friend.
















If I had a nickle...


Oh, texmorgan!














Hee hee hee.
















Gosh, there's just a card for everything.


...like habitually stealing all the covers...



And in conclusion...


Menorah, goddamn it! I said menorah!

(tamnonlinear, you were remembered at the club. I think you've started a running joke.)