But the box said "Ruby Fusion!"

So, I have decided that I hate this haircolor. It's too much auburn and not enough red. Also, too dark.

Sara confirmed this. "You look like a Russian stripper." She then stuttered cutely for about three minutes about you know, not like a stripper really, but kind of like strippers from Russia, but only from the neck up. Or something. Including making a box around her own head to demonstrate, à la Max Headroom.

Yep, that confirms it. Brighter red tomorrow, I swear.