In preparation for tomorrow’s open house, I would like to help make sure you are all preparing appropriately. Please use the following guidelines and links to better understand how to prepare:
Proper Business attire: Pretend you are my age and dress respectfully. This means no t-shirts, stained or holed pants, body piercings, or other counter-culture, head-bashing, rage-against-the-machine attire many of you are so inclined to wear.
Personal Hygiene: We’re also asking you to go one step further, and actually look in the mirror prior to coming to work tomorrow. To those of you needing help with your grooming skills, I’ve included the following links for your reference:
Thank you for your cooperation on this matter. Some of you might actually find these recommendations appealing to continue well beyond the open house, which is encouraged.
