Euphemisms for Sam Winchester's Dick of Death

So, you know how every girl that Sam Winchester bones dies horrifically? Like, even Jared Padalecki's real life girlfriend? Well. This is what happens when you give four college-educated girls a sugar high on a Thursday night.

List compiled by: evergleam83, deliriouscat, aggiebell, and sihaya09.

Dick of Death
Schlong of Slaughter
Wang of Woe
Penis of Peril
Cock of Calamity
The One-Eyed Monster of Misfortune
Rod of Repentance
Dong of Dread
Monkey of Malevolence
Trouser Snake of Terror
Prick of Punishment
Humdiddler of Horror
The Jinxed Joystick
Shaft of Shock
Phallus of Phear
Johnson of Genocide
Sausage of Sorrow
Pole of Persecution
Hotdog of Homicide
Lizard of Lament
Widowmaker Wanker
Salami of Sadness
Eel of Evil
Woody of Weeping
Manpiece of Murder
PeePee of Panic
Mule of Morbidity
Organ of Obsolescence
Member of Madness
Anaconda of Annihilation
Yang of Euthanasia
Tadpole of Termination
Excalibur of Extinction
Knob of Necrosis
Roto-Rooter of Ruination

Feel free to add your own!