Fall down, go boom.
This morning has been a pain in my ass, quite literally. I proved once more that my gazelle-like grace has been summarily swapped with figure-skater-with-broken-leg-attempting-t riple-axel-like grace. My right leg twisted left, I landed on my side, and I'm expecting a bruise the size of a softball to blossom by this evening.
In my neck of the woods, there are now three inches of ice covering everything, and as nasty as walking in this weather is, I am actually overjoyed to not have a car right now, because that means that the things that I damage are much less likely to be expensive. Traction has been reduced to zero-- I might as well poke around for a pair of soccer cleats, for what it's worth. And my roommate is in Hawaii. Fuckin' Hawaii, man. She was going on and on about how she wanted snow, and I reminded her that last year when she said that, we got a foot and a half during the week she was in California. Those who do not learn from history are doomed to repeat it. Let's just hope the pipes don't go wonky this time, eh?
Ow, ow. My poor tush.
In my neck of the woods, there are now three inches of ice covering everything, and as nasty as walking in this weather is, I am actually overjoyed to not have a car right now, because that means that the things that I damage are much less likely to be expensive. Traction has been reduced to zero-- I might as well poke around for a pair of soccer cleats, for what it's worth. And my roommate is in Hawaii. Fuckin' Hawaii, man. She was going on and on about how she wanted snow, and I reminded her that last year when she said that, we got a foot and a half during the week she was in California. Those who do not learn from history are doomed to repeat it. Let's just hope the pipes don't go wonky this time, eh?
Ow, ow. My poor tush.