Quiz thing. Because when I'm bored, I spam.

Whatever. Each one of these things tells you something different-- a different arbitrary number based on a different set of designed-to-fool-ya stumpers. What the hell is a "regional genius" anyway? It all sounds very flattering, but at the end of the day, when I'm surrounded by my technophile, Mandarin-studying, brilliant writer, award-winning biochemist, disease-studying scientist friends, I have a tendency to just feel like the cute-ish one who buys too much perfume.