Breaking news, you guys.
Oh, gay boyfriend. I think I get points for calling this way back in high school. The downside is that he's married, which means that my pipe dream of one day marrying him and sharing eyeliner while talking about our boyfriends is probably done for. But pipe dreams aside, really-- he's married. Legally. How's that for awesome news?
Yay, Darren. Finally. Thank god.