Reasons why I love living in Baltimore

Agnes and I found this work of art while searching for Mobtown Theater--



Don't you wish you could be Touched By His Noodly Appendage?


Also, lolz:

From the program of Beyond Therapy, wherein Skyler plays Bruce Lathrop, a bisexual man branching out into the scary world of dating women, who has a flamboyant partner named Bob, who cannot control his emotions, who cries at the drop of a hat, and whose therapist barks at him through a Snoopy Puppet::
Skyler's girlfriend is amused and laughing mercilessly at his role in this show and he's very grateful. When not performing, over-working, and under-sleeping, Skyler is cultivating his skills as a Bard6/Rogue3/Monk1. Yes, he's really that big a geek.