Weekend overview.

This weekend, I...

-- Got piss drunk at an Annapolis bar.
-- Groped some random chick in the bathroom.
-- Found out that at some point, I have kissed Ashley.
-- Was saved from drunk dialing by my awesome friends.
-- Ate a ton of sushi.
-- Went clubbing at Apex, a gay and lesbian club in DC, where there was much dirty dancing.
-- Had breakfast cooked and served to me by a very hot chick.
-- Then got locked out of said chick's apartment.
-- Walked around Adams Morgan after the locksmith arrived.
-- Bought gorgeous leaf earrings.
-- Had an outdoor dinner interrupted by an impromptu downpour.
-- Went to a Gaelic Storm concert, where much fun was had.
-- Witnessed several impressive feats of drinking at said concert.
-- Hiked Billy Goat Trail in Great Falls. 2 mile walk, 3 mile hike, some rock climbing tossed in.
-- Witnessed some Class 5 rapids. Terrifying.
-- Got food poisoning and threw up six times.
-- Pathetically begged out of The Devil Wears Prada due to said puking.
-- Nearly scared the petsitter shitless.
-- Rode across the Bay Bridge.
-- Kayaked in Narrows Point.
-- Ate some Maryland Blue Crabs with nothing but a knife and my teeth. Followed it up with Snickers pie.
-- Played Scattergories.
-- Got terribly sunburned.
-- Watched fireworks from afar on a calm dock on the water.
-- Received presents! Skyler brought me soap from California, as well as Faith and Angel action figures to hump keep my Wesley figure company!
-- Was at the mercy of several of my friends' couches.
-- Hung out with Heather, Racheal, Ashley, Noelle, Yancy, Elise, Brian, and Skyler.

I am now poor and exhausted, but very satisfied. More to come later.